View Full Version : Must....be.... Cooler...than...kimura!!!


VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 07:45 PM
I have less posts than Kimura.

I...........MUST.............BE..............COOLE R.............THAN.............KIMURA!!!!

thats what this thread is for.

for me to get my post count high enough to be cooler than him.

feel free to contribute.

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 07:46 PM
We will start with a little WWBD.

question 1 is from my room mate.

q: if you were stuck in the back of the stationwagon with your worst enemy what would you do to him?

Curly Howard
03-02-2003, 07:48 PM
make him feel like a good friend until we got to the woods and then pull some Goodfella's action on him?

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 07:48 PM
WWBD?

Well I would have to take off my belt and take the buckle thing (the pointy part) and shove it into his necki would then proceed to wrap his neck with my belt while it is in his throught.

i woudl then punch/elbow him in the face as much as possible before he died from the damage. once he was dead for a bit and started to smell I would blame him for farting and make someone else sit near him cause even after deat he would discust me.

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 08:12 PM
MUST BE COOLER!!!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:15 PM
Hahahahaha!!!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:16 PM
I will get my blue belt with this thread :)

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 08:17 PM
does anyone have any questions for Ben?

would anyone like to knwo WWBD in any certai situation?

realkaps
03-02-2003, 08:17 PM
You are cooler than Kimura by default, because you dont have a mullet......

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:17 PM
Thank you for making it.

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 08:17 PM
Thank you kaps. that i belive to be true as well.

Mullets are bad.

ruffneck feel free to use this thread to your advantage as well.

WE MUST BE COOLER THAN KIMURA!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:17 PM
Whore off

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 08:18 PM
so ruffneck what was it that was so funny that you were laughing?

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:18 PM
Thanks

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:19 PM
It was an insane laughter because I dunno I like this thread.

MMA SUX can suck my dick :)

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:20 PM
+1

I am doing my stretch routine as I post :)

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:21 PM
I can't wait for my first competition

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:22 PM
I would have already been to a couple but school got in the way and I had to go get the stomach flu. The most gay sickness I have had.

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:22 PM
But my training has paid off because i beat three fools down last week.

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:23 PM
Then I got jumped :)

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:23 PM
This is my thread now.

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:24 PM
what is tree?

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:25 PM
Don't make me TV you!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:26 PM
The shoe fight me.

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:27 PM
Can you chair good?

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:27 PM
The hat talks

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:28 PM
There is no fork

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:29 PM
I have to walk my desk

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:29 PM
Water can fight

Bella
03-02-2003, 08:29 PM
Vulgar, you're so gay. Words cannot even express.

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:30 PM
The speakers have ears

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Vulgar, you're so gay. Words cannot even express.

What up woman?

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:31 PM
Let's fork

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:32 PM
Cheese is fly

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:33 PM
We can bird if need be

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:34 PM
The syrup is really a robot bent on world dominantion

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:35 PM
I **** floor

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:35 PM
You flow right

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:36 PM
Do it for post count!!!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:38 PM
+20 :)

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:39 PM
**** I am doing good!!!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:39 PM
60 more

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:40 PM
59

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:40 PM
Horse stretch

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:41 PM
damn it hurts

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:42 PM
Feel the burn!!!!!!

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:43 PM
**** man

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:45 PM
posting

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 08:45 PM
I'll be back i have to really work out now.

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 09:35 PM
i hate to break this to you but you got a LONG way to go to bet blue.

bella why am i gay?

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 09:46 PM
Opps you are right I meant yellow :)

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 09:47 PM
only 50 more to go :)

ruffneck119
03-02-2003, 09:49 PM
damn

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 09:49 PM
no color change from white to blue.

i thin kyou need liek 1500.

so thist thread is gonna be the next hatred thread if ruffneck keeps this goin

Desperado
03-02-2003, 10:25 PM
iwouldliketo****updoggbecauseheisagaymother****erw ithlittleballsandgreenteeth.

Bella
03-02-2003, 10:29 PM
Do I even have to tell you, Vulgar?

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 10:38 PM
yes you do

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 11:39 PM
i think i'm cooler than kimura now.

am i?

VulgarTheClown
03-02-2003, 11:40 PM
I AM I AM WOWOWOWOWOWO

Kimura
03-03-2003, 08:20 AM
Hey Ben, can I help it if I have a job that forces me to work sick ass hours? I will uncool you now for your insolence!

Kimura
03-03-2003, 08:21 AM
Ben's coolness is coming to an end.

Kimura
03-03-2003, 08:22 AM
As of post time, you have only 49 posts over me. This should be easy.

Kimura
03-03-2003, 11:06 AM
What would Ben do now? Ben's been outcooled.

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2003, 01:56 PM
WHAT WOULD BEN DO? WHAT WOULD HE DO?

VulgarTheClown
03-03-2003, 01:57 PM
probably nothing cause post count doesn't equate to penis size.

Kimura
03-03-2003, 02:07 PM
Giving up already Ben? I'm disappointed.