Nice to meet you, it was a pleasure last night... but why the **** were you such a mega-*****??

its just her....

It's like she has a ****'n tree-branch stuck up her ass and she's afraid if she relaxes around people, it will get sucked up inside her higher. That ***** did not want to relax or be kool around anybody but her friend. Just wonderin why...

OH BUUUUURNNNNN

cause she sucks mega-ass!

however... matt, i agree. she shoulda smoked some weed and rolled around, lol.

who the hell are you calling a *****? The only ***** that was there last night was u..TWEEKER

lol@tree branches stuck up her ass!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Playful Agony
who the hell are you calling a *****? The only ***** that was there last night was u..TWEEKER


you are gay, kimme. i should brake out tha strap and cap you fool!:cool:

PA was just worried because I forgot to give her a call.

**** off both you *******s..

who the hell are you calling a *****? The only ***** that was there last night was u..TWEEKER

-I didnt smoke weed.
-I didnt drink anythin but water.
-And I didnt smoke cigarettes like a chimney like u did either.

See I'm a fighter with a fight commin up, .. I can't do any of that ****. Therefor your accusation is based on ignorance and false terms that don't apply to me. However my thoughts on you are based on fact, and factual information and events. You remain a mega-*****.

What u think of me really doesnt matter,If u were somebody then maybe it would matter but to me u are a NOBODY so talk all the **** you want....

So what makes you so *****y? ...it's the tree-branch isn't it..

Stop finger'n yourself and start typing.. I want to know what the hell makes someone such a mega-***** like yourself.. I really am curious... I don't think I've ever met a girl that's such a ***** as you are, (and I've met a lot of girls in my life). So ****ing tell me.

Hey PA, I left my taco under your couch.

No i dont have anything stuck in my ass, there was nothing wrong with me last night i said maybe a whole sentence to you last night cause u flipped me off, Now your ***** ass is mad cause you got laughed at and you wont stop talking ****.... GET OVER IT

TAG ME IN! TAG ME IN!

hmm... nope that's not it. You were a ***** to everyone but your friend. ..hang'n out in the kitchen all night talkin to her be'n anti-socail and glarr'n at everyone. Not talkin ****, I like you.. you're cute for a lil girl.. u got this innocence about you. I'm just wonderin what makes you so *****y?

LOL little girl huh maybe i should have been like your girlfriend hanging outta your ass all night huh...... And i did talk to a few people there so i dont no what ur talking about, i wasnt in the ****ing kitchen all night...

I know your type PA. Like to go out with "good-looking" guys. The guys that don't have acne thats so greasy it pops itself, guys that don't wash their windows every morning so they can get a clear view of the 60 year old taking a shower every night, and guys that don't brag about drinking 4 cokes in one whole hour... I hate your kind.

agon said a few sentences to me.

well......i think so.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I know your type PA. Like to go out with "good-looking" guys. The guys that don't have acne thats so greasy it pops itself, guys that don't wash their windows every morning so they can get a clear view of the 60 year old taking a shower every night, and guys that don't brag about drinking 4 cokes in one whole hour... I hate your kind.

Must you make stupid comments

Well I was being ignored in here like the condoms in Creed's wallet...

maybe i should have been like your girlfriend hanging outta your ass all night huh

I knew you had a crush on me!!! And my girl was there for only like 30 minutes, lol.. so i dunno what the **** you're talkin about. Maybe if you were out socializing with everyone you would have seen that, and known she showed up real late then left not so long there after. You have still not answered my question. I kow why clocks tick, i know why cars move.. but what makes agony such an antisocial lil *****?

believe me i have no crush on you.... and u reallyneed to stop calling me a *****, And another thing if the way i act bothers you so much why didnt you say anything to me last night?? Now whos the little *****talking all kinds of **** on the computer..

I love to see lil valley-*****y girls get mad... it's similar to a lil japanese man tryin to punch you and take swings at you, but can't reach you cuz u got ur hand on his head.. as he swings frantically underneath your arm keeping him away, lol.

So what makes you the way you are? .. i know you're not gett'n beat everday.. you know if you lightn'ed up and relaxed, you'd be able to have a better time.. actually talking to people works wonders on the mood of the night, believe that.

First time he meets you he calls you a *****? That's pretty downright confoundit mean.

I say Matt could take her.

G-String up in dis biznatch. Don't be frontin' dawg.

whatever, hey by the way do u call your girlfriend a ***** ? or just girls you dont know on the computer

Comment:
I referred to u as a valley girl.. not because it's true, but because I know you'd take offense to it. I know you're trying to be all mexican/hood-ratted out so i know u hate valley grils... it's wierd though cuz you're white as a mother ****er and yet still try and be mexican. hmm, mexican *****es got that same attitude you do too.

PA, ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHY YOU HATIN'?

Matt Jensen your my hero.

matt you dont no me so shut the **** up, im not trying to be like a ****ing ****** and thanks for reminding me what nationality i am u ****ing *******....And calling me a valley girl doesnt bother me so just shut the **** up already stop talking ****.

i love you.. no really, i've never felt this way about anyone before.. i love you, baby.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
PA, ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHY YOU HATIN'?

Who the **** is hating????????? shut the **** up already!!!!!

Wow, I think Playful Agony has taken the "100% *****" title from me.

Wear it proudly, girl.

yeah yeah yeah

Don't get scared.. nobodies hate'n. Calm down Agony, I think you've gotten just a LITTLE carried away with this one. WhhOOWW, WhhhoooOOWW, Silver.. simmer down now. Calm down. Let's stop and think about what we're goin to say before we say it. I think we need to urinate on Mr. rogers grave together.. then talk about this like civil adults. Okay, can you control yourself now agony? are u calm now?

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Don't get scared.. nobodies hate'n. Calm down Agony, I think you've gotten just a LITTLE carried away with this one. WhhOOWW, WhhhoooOOWW, Silver.. simmer down now. Calm down. Let's stop and think about what we're goin to say before we say it. I think we need to urinate on Mr. rogers grave together.. then talk about this like civil adults. Okay, can you control yourself now agony? are u calm now?


You are a ****ing idiot...

I think you need to calm down.

BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!

Kimee, you are not really pissed are you, lol?

All this unbridled sexuality masked by hate a loathing.

Do we have a love connection happening here?

PA, you so crazy.

All problems can be sloved with more drugs. Remember that.

Agony wants me so bad.

LSG, stop hitting on me. Believe it or not, the sexual tension between me and you is lower than you'd think.

I dont like him and i never will and he has a big mouth doesnt no when to shut up Little ***** can talk all kinds of **** on the computer when he had his chance to say it directly to me last night, thats bull****.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Believe it or not, the sexual tension between me and you is lower than you'd think.

I actually agree with you....go figure?

That's a run-on sentence. lol. Let's not reject ourselves our true feelings for eachother.

shut up already

I love you guys.

PA = LSG??!?!?

kimee, kimee, kimee. it is obvious that he is ****in with you. don't act like that dumb ass neighbor of dave's and let someone get to you.... learn how to a) laugh it off, or b) talk **** back.

don't get pissed. its all fun and games.

Kim to the double E must be popular, this thread is getting as much attention as the timeless "So I'm sitting here naked..." thread...

i find nothing matt says funny

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
PA = LSG??!?!?

Are you serious? Think hard about it and you'd realize just how ridiculous that comparison really is.

You're right, she's young, has a quick wit, and has guys all over her... what was I thinking?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
You're right, she's young, has a quick wit, and has guys all over her... what was I thinking?

Okay, Luke, you can get your head out of her ass now...it's gotta be uncomfortable for her.

hey lil surfer girl! how youz a doin?

You're no fun.

Originally posted by Purity
hey lil surfer girl! how youz a doin?

blah! Life is grand.

http://www.aurdev.com/~darkgard/Hallows_Thurs/mepete.jpg

Hey there big fella!

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
blah! Life is grand.

eeeyup

What the ****

you said it all

I'd hit it

Hi

cage

This thread is ****ing awesome. Best thread I've seen on global all week.

We got Matt Jensen dissing out a serve, Agony getting OWNED left, right and center, with all the wit of Shootoking (which is NOT GOOD to say the least) with at least two other global members jumping in.

Luke = funniest. poster. ever.

Agony, Dogg is right. You gotta either answer with a bit more wit and roll with the punches or ignore bull**** threads like this.

On a serious note (and I'm not saying that's the case here, as I wasn't there) but people who sit in the corner and segregate themselves from other people and don't socialise with others PISS ME OFF. They need to drink more, and catch a cab back so they don't have to drive and be mellow and socialise more. People who do segregate themselves like that don't get invited to my pissups, I can assure you.

- The Jake

and Creed abusing his power much like he did in my I an Canadian post.

Originally posted by kaps
It only took me 9 days to get from 7000 to 8000, at this rate I should have 10,000 by mid April.

Shout out too my whores, HockeyFighter, Curly, and Gman, special thanks too Playful Agony for making crappy threads and helping us Hijack them......

Wow.... this is my first time reading this thread.... wow... that's all I can say.

This thread sucks.....

true

I know....