my beloved bobby peru has been missing for far too long. i miss his humor and uniqueness.


you limeys are a creative lot, so i was thinking that i would give all my points (not that it is a lot :o) to the poster who comes up with the best poem about bobby or just a really cool post expressing why bobby is an asset to this forum/lounge. maybe he will stop wanking and start posting here again immediately!!!! :D :dance:

my beloved bobby peru has been missing for far too long. i miss his humor and uniqueness.


you limeys are a creative lot, so i was thinking that i would give all my points (not that it is a lot :o) to the poster who comes up with the best poem about bobby or just a really cool post expressing why bobby is an asset to this forum/lounge. maybe he will stop wanking and start posting here again immediately!!!! :D :dance:
i thought bobby p as in bobby pacquiao!:)

Going down the motorway,
Doing 64,
Someone did a blow off,
And blew out the doors,
The wheels couldnt take it,
The car fell apart,
All 'cos of Bobby's -- supersonic fart.

Hand 'em over.

No but really, Bobby shall return for a few reasons. Firstly he is from my town, so he must be a cool mother****er. However I think he has moved up north now, but his roots are in my town until death. Secondly he is a boxing fan, and no matter how much he denies it, he likes Naseem Hamed. So he has a decent taste in good entertainment. Thirdly he was a cool guy who made a variety of posts about all different subjects and with different perspectives and apparent moods. A versatile member for shizzle. Ummmm, he also repped the Limeys like a don, along with the rest of us.

So Bobby, get back, piss lips.

his moving date keeps getting moved back.


he's working quite a bit these days and i think meeting some new females :flirt: so i know he is busy, but damn, we should be priority!~ lol!

Hand 'em over.
Or else...........

U people make me sick!

Wallowing in my smelly absence like hippo's in a bucket of cola flavoured iced cream! (I think thats why Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal...they hide in tubs of iced cream....also, please note how i say 'iced cream' as oppose to the improper 'ice cream').

I could go on.

He has a beard
Of which hes proud
and likes the blonde
from girls aloud
when he wanks
like a chimp
he looks in the mirror
and gives a wink
Oh Bobby Oh Bobby
Youre the bees knees
the dogs bollocks
and the queens tits
trying to make things ryhme
really isnt easy
so hows about
i just keep writing stuff
and pressing the enter button
to make it look
like this is still a poem
Hey well what do ya know!
I just got back from work
and am not wearing any pants


VERSE TWO (A surrealists futile ideology)
There was this bloke
His name Peru
he watched the Exorcist for the 100th time
and changed it to Pazuzu
yet no one cared
and his cool new name
was ignored


**** this...i need a poo, a shower, and food.
But in which order should they go???

Its kinda like rock, scissors, paper. U cant eat food after taking a poo. And u cant poo after taking a shower. And u eat before having a shower.....etc

ALSO...im leaving Croydon soooon, and lan to film the dancing man without being mugged or stabbed.
Plus ur rite, i do like Naz. But also loathe him.

ALSO...im leaving Croydon soooon, and lan to film the dancing man without being mugged or stabbed.
Plus ur rite, i do like Naz. But also loathe him.
Ok enough about you, I got my points now.

Lets talk about me. :kiss:

i can't believe that exige is the only one who could be arsed to recognize the greatness that is bobby :nonono:






and you will always be bobby peru to me ;) :p

I wrote such **** yesterday.

Sorry.

I wrote such **** yesterday.

Sorry.

****? nah. i was amused. :D

ALSO...im leaving Croydon soooon, and lan to film the dancing man without being mugged or stabbed.
Plus ur rite, i do like Naz. But also loathe him.
I'm in Chavabout this Saturday... last opportunity to see the mighty Exige in all his might, before going oop north perhaps.

I'm in Chavabout this Saturday... last opportunity to see the mighty Exige in all his might, before going oop north perhaps.

Time is precious. I gots tings to do before leaving the greatest city in the world for the mind numbing boredom of the countryside. And i dont have a slot free to fill with a gobby thug, who gets his kicks by pissing people off on the internet.

Lest just pretend we met and it were grand. :beerchug:

Time is precious. I gots tings to do before leaving the greatest city in the world for the mind numbing boredom of the countryside. And i dont have a slot free to fill with a gobby thug, who gets his kicks by pissing people off on the internet.

Lest just pretend we met and it were grand. :beerchug:
:( Le bob doesnt wanna come meet me. I'm distraught.

I was saying it as a matter of fact thing though. I know the chances of you going there were low, but if by coincidence you were in there on the same night, then yeah. I didnt expect you to come out epsecially to see me. Although I am an exceptional human being.