First off welcome. Second how did you find out about us here?
Jump right in and start posting.

I'm from the sherdog forums, and heard some stuff about this joint. So, signed up and here I am. would like to take this time to say without you God I couldn't have done it, and my mom...wait, damnit it isn't the grammys. O well. You rock Curly.

also from sherdog, alot of bull**** over there, too many ****ing rules and crybabies. Global rules

I went to the thing and then I remember "oh! global!"

I went to england on day and when I was in the car with a crippled guy back to the airport this crippler reminded me of a certain Tanner Rhoden who had the same **** I had at sherdog and was now working for another site, so I went talking to this "tanner" guy and he introduced me to "dogg" and some others... Before I knew it I was in :)

now that almost brought a tear to my eye ron

I like Purity, he is ice.

Well I'm pretty new and my girlfriend keeps posting here and so she told me to try and I'm hooked.

i have no idea how the **** i got here. one day... i woke up.... and here i was. talkin to a bunch of dumb****s.

I like the smell of refried beans.

before or after?

Do I even need to answer that question?

just checking

beans are good!

I just ate a can of beans. I hope my coworkers don't mind tomorrow morning.

no they love it. pull my finger NEVER gets old

My gas is deadly. I've cleared rooms before in school. I'm not joking.

i love the one right before you go poop. that is the best

my creatine + protein farts are the most disgusting things I have ever smelt before. Even I run away from them, it's like: lay a fart run as fast as I can.