paul750
06-18-2007, 06:30 PM
I'm not sure if he was ever genuinely racist or he was just a product of his times and was making use of it by telling infantile jokes. I don't think there's many of his generation of comics left now.
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View Full Version : Bernard Manning Dead paul750 06-18-2007, 06:30 PM I'm not sure if he was ever genuinely racist or he was just a product of his times and was making use of it by telling infantile jokes. I don't think there's many of his generation of comics left now. Malchius 06-18-2007, 06:39 PM Think he was the last of his generation. Jimmy The Gent 06-18-2007, 07:49 PM **** me I made an alt of him only a few months back R.I.P Oasis_Lad 06-18-2007, 09:01 PM R.I.P. ............... majestiC 06-18-2007, 09:50 PM he was border line racist, my mother certainly didn't like him. The best joke i see him do on stage was, "we have two guys who survived the falklands wars here this evening [crowd applauses], moments later he shouts "there argies!" Malchius 06-19-2007, 05:11 AM I read his obiturary today and it had a joke. What's the difference between an iraqi women and a pilchard. One's greasy and oily, with ****ing bulging eyes and the other a fish. mickeyb 06-19-2007, 08:31 AM I read his obiturary today and it had a joke. What's the difference between an iraqi women and a pilchard. One's greasy and oily, with ****ing bulging eyes and the other a fish. Is this the obiturary in the sun... cos there was some funny jokes alongside that one. That joke was a bit crap, but some of them was good. I was laughing this morning anyway. Sure his jokes were bigotted, but they were just jokes. I like Bernard Manning, i think he's funny and when watching his shows on video or tv etc - his comic timing is the best. In the same vain, i enjoy watching Richard Pryor, Dave Chappele and Eddie Murphey... who also do racial themed jokes. People should learn how to relax more. Racial jokes can be funny, just because its taboo - everyone likes hearing taboo jokes. Jokes where you think "oh ****, they shouldn't be saying that!" Fair enough - not everyone liked his brand of humour and your entitled to your opinion... unless... your a student hippy liberal wanker who only dislikes him because someone down the student union told you that was the cool thing to do. Alot of folk who pull B.Manning down haven't even seen him. Rest In Peace Bernard. You were a funny guy and you lived your life your way - and you didn't give a **** what anyone thought about it. bravo. Tuggers1986 06-19-2007, 08:36 AM Think he was the last of his generation. Chubby Brown mickeyb 06-19-2007, 09:16 AM Chubby Brown Nah there not the same... not really. I like jim davidson too. .Mik. 06-19-2007, 10:04 AM Got to be honest, I'm glad to see the back of the cunt. Jimmy The Gent 06-19-2007, 10:23 AM I watched a documentary on chubby brown, away from it all he was a bit racist. I've never found the guy funny whereas I've found Manning funny fasman 06-19-2007, 01:16 PM ermmmmmm.. never really found his jokes funny!!! Tuggers1986 06-19-2007, 01:31 PM I watched a documentary on chubby brown, away from it all he was a bit racist. I've never found the guy funny whereas I've found Manning funny Ive seen that documentary and it looked like it was aimed to make him look more racist than he is. Ive read his book and wouldnt say he was a racist. Hes a comedian. What he says should be taken for what they are. Jokes. .Mik. 06-19-2007, 01:44 PM No. He is a racist. I live not far from where he was brought up. His 'comedy' and his attitude is out of date. He's racist, sexist and xenophobic, he just tries to hide it behind 'comedy'. They are both aggressive, intolerant, hate-mongering dinosaurs and the sooner their kind of comedy is gone, the better. People paying to go and laugh at the attitudes of these kinds of 'comedians' is a huge stumbling block to any kind of modern thinking or equality. mickeyb 06-19-2007, 03:50 PM Ive seen that documentary and it looked like it was aimed to make him look more racist than he is. Ive read his book and wouldnt say he was a racist. Hes a comedian. What he says should be taken for what they are. Jokes. i saw the documentary, i agree. They stitched him up. If i was Chubby i'd have been really upset by the reporters, especially after allowing those reporters to follow him round. On the other hand, Chubby should have been bright enough not to say racist things on camera, infront of a reporter. Then again - maybe he just doesn't give a ****. beecherhq 06-19-2007, 04:20 PM bernard manning was funny, he told racist jokes, because they are funny. But he told jokes about everyone. From the earliest age i can remember the first thing i thought about jokes is don't take them seriously. What i found mad about bernard manning was he actually did some long stints in las vegas in the 70's and the americans loved him. One of my favourite jokes from him was ' i had a jewish teacher once and he was one of those unorthadox jews, he was a nazi' porlie 06-20-2007, 11:15 AM No. He is a racist. I live not far from where he was brought up. His 'comedy' and his attitude is out of date. He's racist, sexist and xenophobic, he just tries to hide it behind 'comedy'. They are both aggressive, intolerant, hate-mongering dinosaurs and the sooner their kind of comedy is gone, the better. People paying to go and laugh at the attitudes of these kinds of 'comedians' is a huge stumbling block to any kind of modern thinking or equality. You live in Ancoats?? mickeyb 06-20-2007, 11:20 AM No. He is a racist. I live not far from where he was brought up. His 'comedy' and his attitude is out of date. He's racist, sexist and xenophobic, he just tries to hide it behind 'comedy'. They are both aggressive, intolerant, hate-mongering dinosaurs and the sooner their kind of comedy is gone, the better. People paying to go and laugh at the attitudes of these kinds of 'comedians' is a huge stumbling block to any kind of modern thinking or equality. Get back to your Ben Elton dvd hippy!! porlie 06-20-2007, 11:33 AM No. He is a racist. I live not far from where he was brought up. His 'comedy' and his attitude is out of date. He's racist, sexist and xenophobic, he just tries to hide it behind 'comedy'. They are both aggressive, intolerant, hate-mongering dinosaurs and the sooner their kind of comedy is gone, the better. People paying to go and laugh at the attitudes of these kinds of 'comedians' is a huge stumbling block to any kind of modern thinking or equality. Manning was funny,he told jokes that made people laugh. Theres too much politically correct bull**** nowadays. CletusVanDamme 06-20-2007, 12:23 PM Get back to your Ben Elton dvd hippy!! I love you for this post. .Mik. 06-20-2007, 01:55 PM Get back to your Ben Elton dvd hippy!! I loathe Ben Elton, he's a patronising cunt. Manning was funny,he told jokes that made people laugh. Theres too much politically correct bull**** nowadays. Anyone can be considered funny given a platform. porlie 06-20-2007, 02:38 PM I loathe Ben Elton, he's a patronising cunt. Anyone can be considered funny given a platform. Aye Mannings a funny bloke he was a great comedian he might have offended some but that doesnt mean he wasnt funny. Are you from Manchester or Sunderland?? your location says Sunderland but you said you live not far from where Manning grew up. RIP Bernard Manning mickeyb 06-20-2007, 04:46 PM RIP Bernard Manning here here. He wrote his own obituary a couple of months ago - as he must have known he was about it to snuff it. It was in the Sun today - it had some funny jokes in it too. I don't mind that people don't like him. Everyone to there own opinion - but people have got to respect my wish and right to listen to whatever comedian i like telling whatever jokes i think are funny. porlie 06-20-2007, 04:55 PM Mannings jokes were top drawer, there'll never be another like him. .Mik. 06-20-2007, 05:17 PM Aye Mannings a funny bloke he was a great comedian he might have offended some but that doesnt mean he wasnt funny. Are you from Manchester or Sunderland?? your location says Sunderland but you said you live not far from where Manning grew up. RIP Bernard Manning No. From where Chubby Brown grew up. I don't mind that people don't like him. Everyone to there own opinion - but people have got to respect my wish and right to listen to whatever comedian i like telling whatever jokes i think are funny. While I partially agree with that, I dont think that it can be fully fair to allow 'freedom of speech' to those who incite hate and xenophobia in this multi-cultural world. To use an extreme example, Hitler should have been allowed to say whatever he wanted, stir up whatever hatred he wanted, as long as people agreed with him. Right? porlie 06-20-2007, 05:24 PM Sunderlands not near Tees side .Mik. 06-20-2007, 05:50 PM Just as well I didnt ****ing grow up in Sunderland then isnt it? Have you not heard of people moving within their lifetime? Stop trying to make assumptions as a way of picking holes. If I say that I grew up near where Chubby Brown grew up, then its fairly safe to assume that I'd know more about where I grew up than you do. porlie 06-20-2007, 06:01 PM Calm down you ****ing idiot, was only asking what the craic was ya ****ing prick. porlie 06-20-2007, 06:03 PM Just as well I didnt ****ing grow up in Sunderland then isnt it? Have you not heard of people moving within their lifetime? Stop trying to make assumptions as a way of picking holes. If I say that I grew up near where Chubby Brown grew up, then its fairly safe to assume that I'd know more about where I grew up than you do. You got issues ya stupid ***** boy, youre a ****ing clown, guess its leak week and you on the rag. mickeyb 06-20-2007, 06:06 PM While I partially agree with that, I dont think that it can be fully fair to allow 'freedom of speech' to those who incite hate and xenophobia in this multi-cultural world. To use an extreme example, Hitler should have been allowed to say whatever he wanted, stir up whatever hatred he wanted, as long as people agreed with him. Right? Agreed. Anything that stirs up racial hatred or is asking people to go and victimise a person of a different skin colour or anything in that vain then it should be heavily scrutinised. But i wouldn't accuse Manning of being the British Hitler, he dunt have the mini-tash under the top lip for a start. porlie 06-20-2007, 06:09 PM Mik's a ****ing idiot mate, hes a politically correct right on crank. mickeyb 06-20-2007, 06:11 PM haha, bloody hell. Even Bernard's obituary thread turns into handbags! haha. **** me! Is nothing sacred?!!? IS NOTHING SACRED! :crying: porlie 06-20-2007, 06:16 PM LOL yeah out of order innit. .Mik. 06-20-2007, 07:05 PM Calm down you ****ing idiot, was only asking what the craic was ya ****ing prick. You got issues ya stupid ***** boy, youre a ****ing clown, guess its leak week and you on the rag. No pal. You were somehow trying to 'catch me out' and 'discredit' my opinions by making assumptions based on things that you have NO idea of. Probably cos you're somewhat of a moron. Not an especially original moron at that. Agreed. Anything that stirs up racial hatred or is asking people to go and victimise a person of a different skin colour or anything in that vain then it should be heavily scrutinised. But i wouldn't accuse Manning of being the British Hitler, he dunt have the mini-tash under the top lip for a start. I did say that it was a particularly exaggerated example. It is what he does in general terms though. Or did, until we were lucky enough to lose the prick. Being glad about someone's death isnt exactly politically correct behaviour? I just found him and find Chubby Brown to be abhorrent people. mickeyb 06-20-2007, 07:37 PM I did say that it was a particularly exaggerated example. It is what he does in general terms though. Or did, until we were lucky enough to lose the prick. Being glad about someone's death isnt exactly politically correct behaviour? I just found him and find Chubby Brown to be abhorrent people. Yeah, i know what you meant by using the Hitler metaphor. I think i mistakingly came across as if i was taking you literally - but the point i was trying to make was that Manning and chubby brown do tell racist, sexist, homophobic and taboo jokes - but i wouldn't count it as inciting hatred. I don't think (although i can't prove) Manning ever made a joke which led to anyone becoming hurt - AND i am certain that Manning would never tell a joke, anacdote or story with the intention of causing harm upon a minority group etc. Sure he was rude and like you said abhorrent - but thats almost the draw to his shows - i think the fact that Chubby Brown acts like such a rotten cunt on stage is proberbly the reason alot of people go see him. As a person i think Manning was quite a nice fella - he did a lot for Charity and like he said : "I dragged myself up by my bootlaces. I don't drink or smoke, I don't take drugs. I have never been a womaniser. I was brought up right with good parents and I have never been in trouble or harmed no-one. And I love my family." Maybe Manning was like forbidden fruit? The more you are not meant to like his jokes/shows - the more people wanted to know. The more times he was banned from TV the more people were curious about what they were missing?? note : that quote was taken of wikipedia! so i've warned you that it might be completly made up. haha - sorry for the long reply Mik porlie 06-21-2007, 01:04 PM No pal. You were somehow trying to 'catch me out' and 'discredit' my opinions by making assumptions based on things that you have NO idea of. Probably cos you're somewhat of a moron. Not an especially original moron at that. Catch you out and discredit you?? haha youre ****ing priceless,**** off and die you silly jumped up wanker. TheHoff! 06-24-2007, 11:37 AM I went to see Roy Chubby Brown on the day Manning died and Chubby dedicated the show to Manning and said that he wasn't a racist, he was just a man who knew how to use controversy to sell tickets to his shows. I dunno about that, but the cunts dead now so... R.I.P. The Noose 06-24-2007, 11:42 AM It seems all Manning's comiedien friends from the 70's, all said he wasnt racist, yet are all white Ron Akinson types. .Mik. 06-25-2007, 10:39 AM I don't think (although i can't prove) Manning ever made a joke which led to anyone becoming hurt - AND i am certain that Manning would never tell a joke, anacdote or story with the intention of causing harm upon a minority group etc. What it does it give a whole massive crowd of people the belief that their intolerant attitudes arent just funny...they are acceptable. These then pass it onto their children, etc etc. Its just a ridiculous stumbling block to true equality and decline of intolerance. Catch you out and discredit you?? haha youre ****ing priceless,**** off and die you silly jumped up wanker. Silly little boy. Didnt say you were trying to discredit me. porlie 06-25-2007, 10:46 AM No pal. You were somehow trying to 'catch me out' and 'discredit' my opinions by making assumptions based on things that you have NO idea of. There you say i'm trying to discredit your opinions ya ****ing jumped up snivelling tart. Little boy?? hahaha wtf you on son you not talking to your college kids now so less of your trying to be superior you ****ing patronising weirdo. porlie 06-25-2007, 10:49 AM hahaha class how you use the word pal aswell, been watching old re runs of minder have you?? thinking your Terry McCann hahaha dont use words that dont suit you ya ****ing miserable ****sucking prick. .Mik. 06-25-2007, 11:01 AM There you say i'm trying to discredit your opinions ya ****ing jumped up snivelling tart. Little boy?? hahaha wtf you on son you not talking to your college kids now so less of your trying to be superior you ****ing patronising weirdo. You do realise that my opinions arent me? Right? Or is that a little too philosophical for your obviously already quite stretched intellect? hahaha class how you use the word pal aswell, been watching old re runs of minder have you?? thinking your Terry McCann hahaha dont use words that dont suit you ya ****ing miserable ****sucking prick. Alternatively...I could just use whatever words I want. Yeah, I think that I'll take that option. I mean, you use words that make you look like a 13 year old with very little capacity for sensible argument or debate. What next? You going to threaten to track me down and fight me? Thats the next logical step for guys like you. porlie 06-25-2007, 11:07 AM You are a weirdo, ****ing daft cunt. Your not game for fights no point in fighting someone who doesnt want to fight, but if you were a man and wanted to back your words up with action I'd fight you any time you liked. .Mik. 06-25-2007, 11:13 AM You are a weirdo, ****ing daft cunt. Your not game for fights no point in fighting someone who doesnt want to fight, but if you were a man and wanted to back your words up with action I'd fight you any time you liked. Wow, even after I predicted it...you STILL did it. I'm now trying to figure out wheter you 'offered me out' because of the fact that you're just that predictably, obviously an idiot. Or whether it was because you're so horribly stupid and easy to manipulate that I actually somehow MADE you do it just by mere suggestion. Now...to those who arent in the know, I would like to point out that in North East England (which is where your location says you are from) the repeated use of the phrase 'daft cunt' is synonymous with the most dire, horrendous dregs of society otherwise known as 'chavs'. Therefore I really would have to suggest that you tuck your shell-suit bottoms out of your socks, comb your fringe, swap your Burberry check jumper for something a little less garish and give back the computer that you've stolen to post these vitriolic moron-riddled nuggets of spack, before you make yourself look any worse. You dopey prick. porlie 06-25-2007, 11:22 AM Hahaha mister know it all, wtf you on about Burberry and **** for?? BTW people the saying up here is Charva to describe rogues Chav is whats used outside the north east.You make too many assumptions Mik boy, your not the superior being you think you are. Rhyme on all you want son but I've nothng more to say to you, If you want a fight I'm game for fighting you anytime you like, if not just leave it at that. Once a coward always a coward I guess. Hahaha Mik your ****ing priceless son hope you die real soon your a waste of skin and fresh air. If you reply to this with another self righteous mister superior cos I lecture in a college type of post your everything you claim your not. PM me if you want a do, if not STFU and die while your on. .Mik. 06-25-2007, 11:24 AM If you want a fight I'm game for fighting you anytime you like. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Any of you guys who were in any way, shape or form supporting this fool should now be utterly ashamed of themselves. You have lost my friend. |