What Would Ensanity Do was a great idea but lets get more primal with What Would Ben Do.

When you find yourself in a in unsure situation, ask yourself "What would Ensanity do?" but don;t forget to ask yourself what would Ben do also. Don't bother askin what would Jesus do cause frankly he doesn't matter.

HERE I WILL ADD WWBD under WWED.

Example...

2 hot chicks are at your house and want to **** the **** out of you

WWJD: Say "thank you, but no thanks" and escort them out. Then go die for all our sins.

WWED: Be balls deep in one girls ass, as she is licking the other girls cooter. Then go post at GM.

WWBD: Tell them your goin to get condoms and grab the shotgun, hide it around the corner to the next room. Blind fold both *****es. As soon as they are blind folded bend them over on all 4's quickly choke one unconcious then grab the other one and shove the shotgun up her twat pull the triger.

Example 2...

You pick up a beautiful female Hitchhiker in the middle of no where, and an hour later your car stalls near some very dark woods.

WWJD: Call AAA on cell phone, and wait for the toll truck. Then go on to die for our sins.

WWED: Call AAA on a cell phone, and turn the radio station to smooth jams. Then be balls deep in the hitchhiker's cooter.

WWBD: This one os easy slit her neck, **** the corpse dismember and bury. Why didn't you think of that?

Example 3:

Late night, you are chillin with a chick you just met and all you have to drink is water...

WWJD: Turn the water into wine, and continue the convo. Then die for all our sins.

WWED:Serve the ***** water with GHB in it. Then be balls deep in her cooter.

WWBD: Drink all the water in front of her offer her some if she accepts spit ti in her face. then proceeed to shoot the double leg mount and elbow smash her till her orbitals are nothingness then proceed to **** her former eye sockets.



Why can't you do that?

-The Ben

"Ben busts nuts as much as Tupac busted caps. Why can't you do that?"

Youre a very sick man.

say it with me.........HEAD GEAR.........HEAD GEAR!!!

you may want to consider therapy...

You ****ed the ***** after you shot her, right.

man thats some good ****!

Ifyou want to know more about What Would Ben Do please post situations and i will tell you WWBD.

-The Ben

"Ben says only kill to eat. That means if you kill your sibling or child as long as you eat it its ok."

While socket ****ing sounds cool, I wonder about the reality of it. It seems messy.

One time, I ate an entire large pizza. Boy was I hungry that night! Wow!

I like spray cheeze

so questions on WWBD?

TTT

Well, the thing is Vulgar, that I don't usually want to kill chicks. I just wanna **** them. Do you have any scenarios that don't end up with a brutal murder?

Curly, have you had spray cheez on a pizza? It tastes like a pizza, but more cheezy.

I am not always about murdering.

I can relate any question to WWBD.

5 ghey men want to gang anal rape you, they all look like Sapp...WWBD?

well it all depends on your surroundings.

No...It doesn't. If you have 5 white georgia hillbilly Sapps coming at you, you better have a ****ing sherman tank or a a damn good lubricant, because you are about to be brutally sodomized. WWBD?

well this is why Ben always carries the strap.

what you gotta do is unload a clip and clap these big white ****ers.