View Full Version : Funniest thing I have ever heard.


robot_monkey
06-13-2007, 05:30 PM
"I gonna smash Minowa, I'm gonna smash him. I guess I didn't, ah, beat 'em down bad enough the first time. Ah, I mean I knocked the mullet off his ass but, ah, we'll see if he has the, ah, what are those ****ing things, we'll see if he still has his speedos. I don't think he will. If he does, I'll kick those off his ass, but, ah, he's a ****ing chump. I'm gonna smash him. Ah, he talked a lot of shit, said he wanted a rematch. He got it! He got it! And I don't think he wants it, I don't think he wants it. What lesson could he have possibly learn from the last fight? What lesson could he have possibly learned? ****in' don't forget your shine box? I'll ****in' stomp ya head in? What could he have learned? Ya know he says he's a passion fighta, I'm a passion fighta, I love ta trade. Well ****in trade bitch, cause I'm gonna be in the center'd ring. Let's ****in go. Let's ****in trade man, I'll be there, you know. He didn't do shit, what could he have learned from the last fight? All he did was hold. Get a couple of takedowns and stall. What could he've learned? I'm winning this ****in tournament, that's why I'm here, man. That's why I'm ****in here. It's the name of the game, to be a champ. I'm gonna be the champ. Long time comin'. Long ****in' time comin'. I'm the ****in' man. Baroni, Bushido, same thing, dude. Same ****in' thing. Bushido is Japanese for warrior. Well, Baroni is the same thing, same thing. This is my ****in' show, ya'know. People around here don't get it; I'm the ****in' man. I'm the whole ****in' show. I'm the man. Who wants who, what’s the best fighter that showed, that I’ve been on? My ****in’ fight. Any show I’ve been on, I’m always the best fight. I’m the ****in’ main attraction. I’m the shit!"

Liaison
06-13-2007, 05:45 PM
Wierd, i was watching Bushido 9 today, awesome show and Baroni's the man, best shit talker in the game today.

1bad65
06-13-2007, 06:25 PM
This one is hilarious too!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPwFIcdC2oo

robot_monkey
06-13-2007, 08:27 PM
that was funny too