View Full Version : My Apology to Hoff In Broadway Musical form......


CletusVanDamme
06-13-2007, 03:38 PM
Between our frozen dinners, and our bedtime - 9:15 - we'd snuggle watching Baywatch on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen! I'll cook like better Crocker and your pet name will be Steve!
Suddenly Hoffmore your standing beside me! Suddenly Hoffmore theres no tear in my eyes!

[singing] A matchbox of our own, a fence of real chain-link/A grill out on the patio, disposal in the sink/A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine/In a tract house that we share/Somewhere that's green

Suddenly Hoffmore your standing beside me!

TheHoff!
06-13-2007, 05:43 PM
Funnily enough Buddy, while we were estranged I re-wrote a musical song for you. Here it is:

I've made me an e-fortune
(That fortune made ten)
Been quoted
And given good k
Again and again
But something is missing
(I don't quite know)
That something is someone --
But who?

My pwnages are greeted
With thunderous acclaim
By Annie and kaygay
Who also love to flame
Yes, something is missing
Each time I get through
That something is someone --
But who?

Who could that someone be?
How could he make it known?
Who would need me for me?
Need me for me alone?
Teh intranet is my oyster --
But where is the pearl?
Who dreamed I could find it
Yes something is missing --
But dreams can come true
That something (my darling Buddy)
Is no one
But YOU

:kiss:

I'm glad we're reunited Buddy, we go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong :heart:

Kayjay's Ghost
06-13-2007, 09:56 PM
I don't have much karma, but boy if I did, I'd send you big hits when I open your thread

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is, while you're on the Scene