The Ensanity
02-27-2003, 12:38 PM
What Would Ensanity Do?
When you find yourself in a in unsure situation, ask yourself "What would ensanity do?". Now your probably saying to yourself "You think your Jesus now, Ensanity?". The answer is no...Jesus is just TOO hard to try to be and act like. Me on the other hand, is easier to mimic.
Example...
2 hot chicks are at your house and want to **** the **** out of you
WWJD: Say "thank you, but no thanks" and escort them out. Then go die for all our sins.
WWED: Be balls deep in one girls ass, as she is licking the other girls cooter. Then go post at GM.
Example 2...
You pick up a beautiful female Hitchhiker in the middle of no where, and an hour later your car stalls near some very dark woods.
WWJD: Call AAA on cell phone, and wait for the toll truck. Then go on to die for our sins.
WWED: Call AAA on a cell phone, and turn the radio station to smooth jams. Then be balls deep in the hitchhiker's cooter.
Example 3:
Late night, you are chillin with a chick you just met and all you have to drink is water...
WWJD: Turn the water into wine, and continue the convo. Then die for all our sins.
WWED:Serve the ***** water with GHB in it. Then be balls deep in her cooter.
You see my way is much easier, especially if you are good looking and laid back as me.
When you find yourself in a in unsure situation, ask yourself "What would ensanity do?". Now your probably saying to yourself "You think your Jesus now, Ensanity?". The answer is no...Jesus is just TOO hard to try to be and act like. Me on the other hand, is easier to mimic.
Example...
2 hot chicks are at your house and want to **** the **** out of you
WWJD: Say "thank you, but no thanks" and escort them out. Then go die for all our sins.
WWED: Be balls deep in one girls ass, as she is licking the other girls cooter. Then go post at GM.
Example 2...
You pick up a beautiful female Hitchhiker in the middle of no where, and an hour later your car stalls near some very dark woods.
WWJD: Call AAA on cell phone, and wait for the toll truck. Then go on to die for our sins.
WWED: Call AAA on a cell phone, and turn the radio station to smooth jams. Then be balls deep in the hitchhiker's cooter.
Example 3:
Late night, you are chillin with a chick you just met and all you have to drink is water...
WWJD: Turn the water into wine, and continue the convo. Then die for all our sins.
WWED:Serve the ***** water with GHB in it. Then be balls deep in her cooter.
You see my way is much easier, especially if you are good looking and laid back as me.