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Jim_Davis
06-12-2007, 10:46 PM
No, not the England tosser




http://www.stage84.com/images/jackshepherd04.jpg

LEGEND

The Raging Bull
06-28-2007, 03:59 PM
I'd love to kick the shit out of him.

Southpaw Stinger
06-28-2007, 04:01 PM
No, not the England tosser




http://www.stage84.com/images/jackshepherd04.jpg

LEGEND

He's a cunt legend, so he is.

mickeyb
06-28-2007, 04:10 PM
Little ****ing shit. I hate his smug face. I bet when he turns 18 or 19 he'll hit the town with the rest of the cast.. and if i see him when i've had a skinfull. God help him.

msagrain
06-28-2007, 04:12 PM
who is he?

Jimmy The Gent
06-28-2007, 04:35 PM
Little ****ing shit. I hate his smug face. I bet when he turns 18 or 19 he'll hit the town with the rest of the cast.. and if i see him when i've had a skinfull. God help him.

he's 19 in real life, even though he plays a 16year old

mickeyb
06-28-2007, 05:33 PM
he's 19 in real life, even though he plays a 16year old

I bet he gets slapped in town all the time.

:killyou: :killyou: :killyou:

Jim_Davis
07-03-2007, 12:39 AM
who is he?

Dont pretend you dont watch Corraz

Desaturated
07-03-2007, 08:14 AM
Indeed, but didn't he force that Tracy Barlow (right one?) bird to knock off with him?

He maybe a cunt, but that right there lads is what some might call 'pyimp'.

majestiC
07-03-2007, 02:32 PM
hes the best character in coronation street, just makes me laugh, how smug and arrogant he is, the christmas special last year was funny as ****.

platinummatt!
07-03-2007, 03:12 PM
So its the character not the actor you hate

ArturoBalboa
07-07-2007, 08:43 PM
I saw the actor who plays Ashley the dweeb drinking in blackburn a couple of years ago. No one was asking for autographs and no birds were chatting him up ha ha

ArturoBalboa
07-07-2007, 08:44 PM
David Platt the england player was an overrated twat.

mickeyb
07-07-2007, 08:46 PM
I saw the actor who plays Ashley the dweeb drinking in blackburn a couple of years ago. No one was asking for autographs and no birds were chatting him up ha ha

hmm... how long did you watch him for???


be careful how you answer this... i mean.. if you say "only for five minutes" then we could say that you hadn't really seen the extent of his awesome fame.... but if you say "oh, i watched him for several hours!!" then we'll think your a ****ing lunatic.


well!!! which one eh! eh!!... come on... your a looney aren't ya!!

ArturoBalboa
07-07-2007, 08:54 PM
hmm... how long did you watch him for???


be careful how you answer this... i mean.. if you say "only for five minutes" then we could say that you hadn't really seen the extent of his awesome fame.... but if you say "oh, i watched him for several hours!!" then we'll think your a ****ing lunatic.


well!!! which one eh! eh!!... come on... your a looney aren't ya!!

Ha ha, got me. Followed him all night, been back to the same pub every night in case he returns and visited every butchers in the north west, so deranged and obsessed that i couldn't distinguish the character from the actor.
Seriously though, just a couple of mins, but he was stood near a pool of fanny and was getting less eye contact than even i usually get.

mickeyb
07-07-2007, 10:11 PM
Ha ha, got me. Followed him all night, been back to the same pub every night in case he returns and visited every butchers in the north west, so deranged and obsessed that i couldn't distinguish the character from the actor.
Seriously though, just a couple of mins, but he was stood near a pool of fanny and was getting less eye contact than even i usually get.

haha, whatever.... i mean...he's Ashley Elliot. He only has to click his fingers and you KNOW he gets the ultimate in poontang.

Sorry.. i don't believe you.

majestiC
07-08-2007, 05:38 AM
hes got gay hair tho

mickeyb
07-08-2007, 06:53 AM
hes got gay hair tho

and sounds like Orville.