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robot_monkey 06-10-2007, 09:20 PM I was just watching WCL and who do I see in the audience? Chuck Norris. I saw him at the last two Pride events in the USA, but he has not shown his face in the UFC since Vitor Belfort and Randy Couture. I hear all the stuff Frank Shamrock is saying and what Tito is saying. I wonder what is up with the UFC? I think the UFC has undisciplined fighters. I know Dana White wanted to prove the UFC's superiority and ruin the Pride fighters, but so far it has backfired. Now don't give me the B.S. about the fighters being UFC fighters because that is where they fight. Pride fighters are the guys who made their name in the Pride. I think Dana White will have it shoved in his face and he knows he can't market foreign fighters as stars. All of these TUF punks are wastes. The fanbase is a waste, except for Joe Lauzon. Joe Rogan sucks and Goldberg sucks. The only person the UFC can market is Chuck Liddell and Roger Huerta, because they're sexy. Dana should work in advertising because he knows nothing about MMA. When the great fighters have gone you think he will be able to sell some punks. MMA is only what it is because of those fighters. Ask Chuck Norris, he knows. Dana will be joining the Tapout crew soon.
Jim_Davis 06-11-2007, 12:14 AM I was just watching WCL and who do I see in the audience? Chuck Norris. I saw him at the last two Pride events in the USA, but he has not shown his face in the UFC since Vitor Belfort and Randy Couture. I hear all the stuff Frank Shamrock is saying and what Tito is saying. I wonder what is up with the UFC? I think the UFC has undisciplined fighters. I know Dana White wanted to prove the UFC's superiority and ruin the Pride fighters, but so far it has backfired. Now don't give me the B.S. about the fighters being UFC fighters because that is where they fight. Pride fighters are the guys who made their name in the Pride. I think Dana White will have it shoved in his face and he knows he can't market foreign fighters as stars. All of these TUF punks are wastes. The fanbase is a waste, except for Joe Lauzon. Joe Rogan sucks and Goldberg sucks. The only person the UFC can market is Chuck Liddell and Roger Huerta, because they're sexy. Dana should work in advertising because he knows nothing about MMA. When the great fighters have gone you think he will be able to sell some punks. MMA is only what it is because of those fighters. Ask Chuck Norris, he knows. Dana will be joining the Tapout crew soon.
What the ****?
this thread delivers......shit
2swell k-wells 06-11-2007, 03:16 AM I was just watching WCL and who do I see in the audience? Chuck Norris. I saw him at the last two Pride events in the USA, but he has not shown his face in the UFC since Vitor Belfort and Randy Couture. I hear all the stuff Frank Shamrock is saying and what Tito is saying. I wonder what is up with the UFC? I think the UFC has undisciplined fighters. I know Dana White wanted to prove the UFC's superiority and ruin the Pride fighters, but so far it has backfired. Now don't give me the B.S. about the fighters being UFC fighters because that is where they fight. Pride fighters are the guys who made their name in the Pride. I think Dana White will have it shoved in his face and he knows he can't market foreign fighters as stars. All of these TUF punks are wastes. The fanbase is a waste, except for Joe Lauzon. Joe Rogan sucks and Goldberg sucks. The only person the UFC can market is Chuck Liddell and Roger Huerta, because they're sexy. Dana should work in advertising because he knows nothing about MMA. When the great fighters have gone you think he will be able to sell some punks. MMA is only what it is because of those fighters. Ask Chuck Norris, he knows. Dana will be joining the Tapout crew soon.
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Palma 06-11-2007, 03:06 PM I was just watching WCL and who do I see in the audience? Chuck Norris. I saw him at the last two Pride events in the USA, but he has not shown his face in the UFC since Vitor Belfort and Randy Couture. I hear all the stuff Frank Shamrock is saying and what Tito is saying. I wonder what is up with the UFC? I think the UFC has undisciplined fighters. I know Dana White wanted to prove the UFC's superiority and ruin the Pride fighters, but so far it has backfired. Now don't give me the B.S. about the fighters being UFC fighters because that is where they fight. Pride fighters are the guys who made their name in the Pride. I think Dana White will have it shoved in his face and he knows he can't market foreign fighters as stars. All of these TUF punks are wastes. The fanbase is a waste, except for Joe Lauzon. Joe Rogan sucks and Goldberg sucks. The only person the UFC can market is Chuck Liddell and Roger Huerta, because they're sexy. Dana should work in advertising because he knows nothing about MMA. When the great fighters have gone you think he will be able to sell some punks. MMA is only what it is because of those fighters. Ask Chuck Norris, he knows. Dana will be joining the Tapout crew soon.
Chuck "****ing" Norris!!
The man was not even a fighter! he never fought full-contact so what the hell does he know!
Point-fighting karate is not full-contact fighting and that is all Chuck is a champion of. He couldn't hold Joe Lewis's jock-strap! Now, there is a Hall of Fame full contact karate/kickboxing fighter! Chuck is nothing but an old man trying to hold on to his youth and petty stardom that BRUCE LEE gave to him by letting him star in his movie. I like the World Combat League, it is a great plat-form for fighters who do not have what it takes to be in MMA!
Chuck is always seen at the matches cause he own the org.
He is also a mma fan.
yrrej 06-14-2007, 05:09 PM And he fought full-contact, along with other notables like Jeff Smith, Joe Lewis, Cliff Thomas, Troy Dorsey, Benny Urquidez.....and he was pretty damn good at full-contact and a world champion back when people knew how to throw a spinning back fist and side kick, unlike the MMAer's today.
Tazzalino 06-14-2007, 05:30 PM Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Palma 06-14-2007, 06:07 PM And he fought full-contact, along with other notables like Jeff Smith, Joe Lewis, Cliff Thomas, Troy Dorsey, Benny Urquidez.....and he was pretty damn good at full-contact and a world champion back when people knew how to throw a spinning back fist and side kick, unlike the MMAer's today.
He was PKA middleweight Champion, right!
Here's a link to PKA site.
http://professionalkarateassociation.com/Professional_Karate_Association.htm
Point-fighting ain't full-contact in my opinion.
wiso2008 06-15-2007, 10:43 AM This thread does not make any since. ....first you talk about chuck than MMA wtf ......
neils7147933 06-16-2007, 04:42 PM Chuck is always seen at the matches cause he own the org.
He is also a mma fan.
you beat me to it...
yrrej 06-17-2007, 09:39 PM I'm no Norris fan, but I never watched him fight non-contact, only full-contact, on TV, and he was good at it.
http://jokes.wetpaint.com/page/Chuck+Norris+Jokes/revision/13?t=anon
Lethal 06-18-2007, 01:02 PM Chuck Norris owns World Combat League which is not MMA, it is kickboxing.
yrrej 06-19-2007, 09:59 PM Back in the day, apparently before most of these guys were born, he fought American-style kickboxing, which is basically boxing, except spinning punches are allowed, and kicking above the waist. No elbows, no knees, no low kicks, no throws, yet some of these guys were very exciting because they could execute their limited repertoire very well. A perfectly timed KO with a spinning technique is more exciting and technically much more difficult than a simple Thai kick to the head. Sports is about fan approval....
Palma 06-20-2007, 01:00 AM Chuck is just like Seagal!
The both of them cannot even do their own fighting scenes these days without the use of a double.
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