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ig0r1eye
02-26-2003, 04:29 AM
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

ig0r1eye
02-26-2003, 04:31 AM
Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

A: Give the ***** a shovel.

JUDAS
02-26-2003, 05:11 AM
Q:what do you tell a women with two black eyes?

A: nothing you've already told her twice!

JUDAS
02-26-2003, 05:13 AM
Q: whats the first thing a woman does after she leaves the battered womens shelter?

A: the dishes if she knows whats good for her!

amunra
02-26-2003, 05:14 AM
ah **** not judas also

ig0r1eye
02-26-2003, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by Kyokushinkai
Q: What do you call to womanizing ******s?

A: ig0r1eye and JUDAS

eat a dick, no one asked you.

ig0r1eye
02-26-2003, 05:18 AM
exactly!!!!!!!

JUDAS
02-26-2003, 05:18 AM
hey kushnikintee or whoever the **** you are dont try and **** me in these forums just get offline and go **** your little brother you ****in homo!!

rtbrouwer
02-26-2003, 05:25 AM
Topic closed....... fight this battle in the globalmma cage please!