I'll start with:

Q: Why do canadian chicks do it doggy style?

A: So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH CAna daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I like that last one. The truth is told.

What's the difference between Canadians ans Americans?

Canadians aren't gay.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Why does it take 3 canadians to put in a light bulb....?


Because they are so ****ing stupid....hahahahaha

Coming to Canada? Here is some maple sryup and a hockey stick!

Going the other way? Here is some crack and a handgun

See, we all know what the ghetto in Los Angeles is like.. I'm wonderin what the ghetto in Canada is like. Shhiiitttt, they would get torn apart if they came down here.

Check in your hockeystick and chew eh!?

Eh?!? .. LOL.. BUAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

Canada is a bit like a castrated US. Mike Meyers, he's the president of Canada, or he owns it or something.

Originally posted by Creed
Coming to Canada? Here is some maple sryup and a hockey stick!

Going the other way? Here is some crack and a handgun

you saw that canadian guy(glen foster) show.

An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."

Celine Dion...
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http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Oscars_2000_picture_gallery/Oscars_2000_photos/2000/03/27/williamsdance.jpg

Whoa, holy mounties!

well this didn't go like I planned. But i did notice that several people from michigan added to it.

Originally posted by box_banger
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."

http://www.nhbstorm.com/stallowned.gif

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
http://www.nhbstorm.com/stallowned.gif

lol
i haven't seen that one before.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1503159.jpg

Originally posted by ig0r1eye
lol
i haven't seen that one before.

me neither thats why i grabbed it from sherdog

ghj lftkj rk

****ing keyboard

I'd call you a postwhore, but that would be obvious

duh, dumbass

and it continues

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