That I would give anything to nail.

She isn't Hollywood hot...but has that look that lets you know she would rock in the sack...damn I hate having a girlfriend sometimes.

Originally posted by seldomTap
That I would give anything to nail.

She isn't Hollywood hot...but has that look that lets you know she would rock in the sack...damn I hate having a girlfriend sometimes.

Time to rub one out in the toilet I reckon mate....

is she hotter than the one that was married to one of the higher-ups there???

- The Jake

The toilet will be getting a visit in a few minutes for sure...she is probably as hot, marginally better I guess.

Nice chick, get along with her really well...this makes matters worse, when I am single, females hate me...why can't they all just be bloody consistent

Tell her you'd like to make mad **** with her and see what she says.

I dare you.

- The Jake

oOOOooOoOo he double dog dared you

Take a cold shower you animal.

Don't listen to these pansy ass ******s Seldom.

She's obviously giving you the eye and in need of a serious belting up the ****ter!

Tell her to meet you in the toilets. Have a quick 5 min ****y sucky and then get back to it!

- The Jake

yeah what he said

word

Originally posted by The Jake
Don't listen to these pansy ass ******s Seldom.

She's obviously giving you the eye and in need of a serious belting up the ****ter!

Tell her to meet you in the toilets. Have a quick 5 min ****y sucky and then get back to it!

- The Jake

There was a time when this would have been done already believe me...but I am trying damn hard to be a good guy these days and stick with one girl and not **** around on her...it isn't fair at all. I need to be working in a 100% male environment so I am not tempted away from home anymore

This woman just wants to know, what she did in a past life to have to sit across the room from such an ugly man.

Originally posted by seldomTap
There was a time when this would have been done already believe me...but I am trying damn hard to be a good guy these days and stick with one girl and not **** around on her...it isn't fair at all. I need to be working in a 100% male environment so I am not tempted away from home anymore

Ahh but a good cricketer anticipates all possible situations! Like Magic says, you must play the ball where it lies....

Besides which I notice the L word does not appear in there....

- The Jake

Originally posted by gman
This woman just wants to know, what she did in a past life to have to sit across the room from such an ugly man.

This guy is calling me ugly...

http://www3.sympatico.ca/grant.mcclemont/IM000074.JPG


I may be no oil painting, but I aint no flubber painting either dough boy!

And Jake, I haven't played cricket for years mate, am not in good form...

Originally posted by seldomTap
This guy is calling me ugly...


I may be no oil painting, but I aint no flubber painting either dough boy!

And Jake, I haven't played cricket for years mate, am not in good form...

SELDOWNED

I never said that I wasn't ugly. Just that your one ugly mother ****er.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3df02b3127cce93ae93fca3470000001410

You could call someone uglier than you ugly...but not someone way prettier than you who although ugly, is still about 5 steps up from your mug!

What is she wearing?

I didn't say that you were uglier then me, were both ugly rugby players. But we still get all the *****es because thier impressed by are rugger ways.

is that guy next to the christmas tree you seldom?

Originally posted by Zen420
What is she wearing?

Kind of a chicks suit thing...navy jacket, white shirt opened down a couple of buttons, shortish skirt..short without being a napkin. Heels.

Pretty much standard fare around here, but that is half the reason I work in an office...hardbodies in chick suits

Chicks are always wearing sexy **** underneath those damn suits. See if you can find out what she's wearing underneath the suit. That is your mission Seldom.

G-Man...nice save! Yes you are right...animal magnetism is in abundance here!

Sub Guy, how are you mate? yes, that is my ugly melon

im good, long time no see, and just curious how tall are you?

Originally posted by Zen420
Chicks are always wearing sexy **** underneath those damn suits. See if you can find out what she's wearing underneath the suit. That is your mission Seldom.

well the bra is definitely a push up job as she isn't stacked up top, but is above average, however, there is no sag in sight. No visible panty line indicates to me the possibility of a g string or no underwear....

I am about to drop my pen and check.

Originally posted by submission_guy
im good, long time no see, and just curious how tall are you?

6'1" was a short tree...I am no giant

Glasses?
Hair up or down?

OK...have dropped pen...too dark to tell much other than she has mad thighs

im only 5'11, 65kg lol

Dear Penthouse
I never thought your letters were real, until
something happened to me that I just had to share. The other ...

Originally posted by Zen420
Glasses?
Hair up or down?

Funnily enough she does have glasses...I don't mind that to be honest...I have a thing for librarians also...

Hair is in a neat pony tail that I want to pull on

Originally posted by seldomTap
OK...have dropped pen...too dark to tell much other than she has mad thighs

lol, the old pen trick....

Originally posted by seldomTap
well the bra is definitely a push up job as she isn't stacked up top, but is above average, however, there is no sag in sight. No visible panty line indicates to me the possibility of a g string or no underwear....

I am about to drop my pen and check.

Seldom is 007 when it comes to this.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Dear Penthouse
I never thought your letters were real, until
something happened to me that I just had to share. The other ...

LMAO Curly...but I swear this is happening. If I go on to detail screwing her in the toilet, then you know it has all gone to ****

Oh yes. He felt it too.

I lunged at him and began tearing off his clothes. He tried to unbutton my blouse, but it was too difficult, since he was missing several fingers on each hand. I did it for him. The wooden cart creaked under my weight as I straddled him.

"What's your name," I said breathlessly.

The pen trick always works...I am a seasoned campaigner however, I don't recommend this for the untrained!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Oh yes. He felt it too.

I lunged at him and began tearing off his clothes. He tried to unbutton my blouse, but it was too difficult, since he was missing several fingers on each hand. I did it for him. The wooden cart creaked under my weight as I straddled him.

"What's your name," I said breathlessly.

****en stop it! mental imagery is killing me enough as it is right now!

don't stand up in front of her with a boner.

Originally posted by seldomTap
****en stop it! mental imagery is killing me enough as it is right now! http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4986

G-Man...I am a mature male here, I can control bodily functions somewhat...I will wait till it goes down

Curly...believe me...a trip to the mens room is not far away

Is this chick like one of those chick that you first see and are like " I wouldn't hit it". Then time goes on and your haven't been getting the ***** a little and your like" Yay she's a booty call". The one day you justcome in to the office and you say to your self."man I want to **** her". Because I keep thinking that see is like a 45 year old, mother of 2.

Saddest part is that I have worked with this girl for months...but this is the first time I have noticed reasonably close up...normally she sits across the other side of office...I am ensuring she moves more permanently

Originally posted by gman
Is this chick like one of those chick that you first see and are like " I wouldn't hit it". Then time goes on and your haven't been getting the ***** a little and your like" Yay she's a booty call". The one day you justcome in to the office and you say to your self."man I want to **** her". Because I keep thinking that see is like a 45 year old, mother of 2.

Spot on...although I would have hit it at first...but hadn't really considered it till now

Originally posted by gman
don't stand up in front of her with a boner.

LMFAO

It wouldn't be that funny...she may like it!

Seldom here's what you do when see stands up.

http://members.aol.com/nanpa2e/private/R128.jpg

not safe for work.

Classic...but you are right...I shouldn't do that whilst here...may have to go to the pub after work friday night and do it!

This guy I used to work with, he worked in Australia for awhile. He said @ the office on Friday afternoons, they had a drink cart, that they rolled out and they would all start drinking. This was probably 10 or more years ago, is this a normal custom in Australia?

Originally posted by Zen420
This guy I used to work with, he worked in Australia for awhile. He said @ the office on Friday afternoons, they had a drink cart, that they rolled out and they would all start drinking. This was probably 10 or more years ago, is this a normal custom in Australia?

I wish it was... although Aussies do tend to try and find any excuse they can to justify drinking piss on work time &/or money.

Ours is that we have a once a month "business meeting" with the CEO and most major departments and talk about profits, losses, big successes, etc. They supply free food and grog.

There's also the Friday arvo/evening pissups where everyone heads to the pub to get properly sloshed before heading home, occasionally with other staff....

Seldom, I dare to try and get her phone number. At the very least, you'll then know you can still hit it, if you want to.

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
Time to rub one out in the toilet I reckon mate....

is she hotter than the one that was married to one of the higher-ups there???

- The Jake

don't ****ing encourage him you ****!

Originally posted by Magic Man
don't ****ing encourage him you ****!

Hey I'm not responsible for his actions! It's up to him!

I'm just suggesting a possible course of action! No harm done!

- The Jake

Magic is like my good angel...Jake is like my evil devil on my shoulders!

Getting her number would not be an issue...that is the easy part...

the hard part would be:

1) ****ing her while not feeling guilty about his girlfriend
2) making sure there are no cumstains on his pants OR under wear
3) making sure there are no lipstick marks on his collar or his dick
4) making a viable and verifiable excuse to why he was not home for kababs last night to Ms. Seldomtap
5) being able to finish up quick enough to make it to rugby practice.

Number 5 should be number 1...but that is the general gist!

yeah, well

we only get rugby here once a year, we playm all the other little towns then drive 6 hours to adealide, lose all our games then come back the same day :(

hahaha, ****ing whyallan bastards :D

I know how this would go though...I would be all Mr Nice Guy...crack a few jokes, make her all comfortable and ****...have a few drinks, get to know all about her, find out why she has parental issues, we would get physical, I would screew her...then lose all interest. The meer sight of her later would annoy me and I would pretty much not speak to her again. the thrill of the chase is what it is all about to me it would seem...has happened all too often before...I should learn

maybe this time it will be different.

Yes...this time I am going to not do what I usually do and it will all be ok

don't be a coward, risks are all a part of laboratory science.

- m

ps. btw how come you weren't wearing a suit yesterday? You should wear a suit.

I hate wearing a suit every day...as soon as they laxed the dress standards around here, I fell into my rut

You can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man.... no time to talk....

- The Jake