My birthday was May 29th, I didnt post this yet but I figure its good for some laughs so why not. I was in training for a possible fight on June 2nd when I got into a car accident like on the 23rd. I then decided not to do the fight and since my birthday was comin I stopped training.

I had already kinda celebrated with family the day before, and didnt really have much planned so I ended up kicken it with some friends drinkin. Anyway, I live here in Vegas and they have a movie theatre here on the strip I never been too so I decided i wanted to go see a movie there, I didnt care what, so me and a friend roll there and we are gone off the alcohol. I had almost 2 40's of Old English on an almost empty stomach. we were staggering around and talkin to some girls in a parking lot. We're like runnin to get there before the last showing at 12:30 am, I aiint really runnin though cause I had some TIms on and you dont really tie Timbalands) so we get there and the only movie playin is Shrek 3 which is gay but whatever we mainly just act a fool anyway. So while were waitin to get popcorn some guy behind us has his hair dyed half red and half orange. My drunk ass says to him

Me -"You know Sakuraba?" ( an MMA fighter with same hair colors)
him - "who"
Me - "Kazushi Sakurba"
him - "no"
Me - "well he's a better mixed martial artist than you!"

haha. that brought up MMA and it turns out he had two brothers or friends with him and one trained MMA at Marc Laimons gym. I recently went there and did a free class. SO we talked alittle about MMA and then I ended up buying myself two large drinks cause I was tipsy off the alcohol, and a big ass popcorn and skittles. we get to the movie and do what we usually do act like idiots. The whole time me and my friend are talking and laughing and throwin popcorn at eachother. I spilt my whole bucket of popcorn all over the floor twice and even had the empty bucket on my head for awhile. I pissed in the back 4 times and was filming some of the movie ahaha. There was a group of girls that kept laughin when we said shit so it didnt seem like we were causin too much headache. Eventually its quiet and I pick up one of my large drinks completely full and throw it at my friends face, it didnt spill and he caught it and launched it back at me and the top flew off soakin me with soda and we both started laughin.

Then two of the three guys we talked with earlier jump up and started talkin shit about tryin to watch the movie and wanting to fight. SO I get up and they are like "We're leaving" and they run out the farthest exit, I love fighting and I was thinkin no you called me out so its go time. My drunk ass gets up and staggers and tries runnin out of the other exit to cut them off. I burst out the theatre and they are both standing there squared up. I charged at the one that said he trained MMA but I was so drunk that I actually charged at him like the Incredible Hulk would haha. I was literally going at him with my arms kinda out to the side like a monster ahahaha. He landed a quick but soft one two and I got in and grabbed him and ran him into the wall and landed with a nice right hand clean on the jaw. He held and then put me in a muay thai clinch and like spun off the wall so I tried runnin him across to the other wall and on the way one of my Tims fell off. So I drive him into the wall and with the momentum he hits the wall and I lose my balance cause of the shoe and fall flat on my face. I then realise my glasses are off (I wear glasses, theyre $500 dollars and IM basically blind with out them) so I sit up on my ass and the guy comes and nails me acouple times while Im actually sitin there sayin "Let me get my glasses, ay let me get my glasses" his shots werent hurtin and my drunk ass was focused on the glasses, he kneed me in the face like twice. I rolled and went to get up to get the glasses and he tried takin my back and gettin a rear naked choke, I defended and then he got up and took off runnin. I ran in the bathroom to wipe my face then ran after them but they dissappeared. His shots didnt hurt, but still I cant beleive I was drunk to the point to sit there not even trying to block and talking to the guy while he was gettin off some free shots. I really dont think it counts since I was drunk and full of oe, soda, popcorn, skittles, and celebrating my birthday. Sober I would actually fight like I always do and use my boxing, I would have destroyed him easy. If I hadnt fell on my face like and idiot he wouldnt have gotten those free shots. Out of all my fights this is only the second time someone got the better of it and both times it wasnt a fair fight. I went the next day to his gym but it was closed when i went. Ill find him there one of these days. I think the whole thing is hillarious though.

LOL did that shit really happen cause if it did that would be ****in funny to see lol. If you do see hi again and u fight him get one ya mates to film it so we can see it lol. Funny story though. :banana:

why you going to go after him? You and your friends started the whole thing by being drunk, they were there to just watch the film!!

why you going to go after him? You and your friends started the whole thing by being drunk, they were there to just watch the film!!

yeah I know, but Im all about fighting. I dont back down. You dont play tough with me, I always have had the idea of being a truth machine. For example tehy stood up tryin to act hard thinkin they were gonna punk me, when I got up they switched and wanted to leave. **** that.

Haha, ridiculous story, seems like that kinda thing that would be hilarious if you weren't get slammed in the face.

i think anyone is willing to fight when drunk

i think anyone is willing to fight when drunk

100% true lol:boxing: :boxing:

blind tough guys never really work out.

you got pwned hardcore which attests to the above statement.

im suprised his boy didnt lay into you while he caught you with that first soft 1 2.

My birthday was May 29th, I didnt post this yet but I figure its good for some laughs so why not. I was in training for a possible fight on June 2nd when I got into a car accident like on the 23rd. I then decided not to do the fight and since my birthday was comin I stopped training.

I had already kinda celebrated with family the day before, and didnt really have much planned so I ended up kicken it with some friends drinkin. Anyway, I live here in Vegas and they have a movie theatre here on the strip I never been too so I decided i wanted to go see a movie there, I didnt care what, so me and a friend roll there and we are gone off the alcohol. I had almost 2 40's of Old English on an almost empty stomach. we were staggering around and talkin to some girls in a parking lot. We're like runnin to get there before the last showing at 12:30 am, I aiint really runnin though cause I had some TIms on and you dont really tie Timbalands) so we get there and the only movie playin is Shrek 3 which is gay but whatever we mainly just act a fool anyway. So while were waitin to get popcorn some guy behind us has his hair dyed half red and half orange. My drunk ass says to him

Me -"You know Sakuraba?" ( an MMA fighter with same hair colors)
him - "who"
Me - "Kazushi Sakurba"
him - "no"
Me - "well he's a better mixed martial artist than you!"

haha. that brought up MMA and it turns out he had two brothers or friends with him and one trained MMA at Marc Laimons gym. I recently went there and did a free class. SO we talked alittle about MMA and then I ended up buying myself two large drinks cause I was tipsy off the alcohol, and a big ass popcorn and skittles. we get to the movie and do what we usually do act like idiots. The whole time me and my friend are talking and laughing and throwin popcorn at eachother. I spilt my whole bucket of popcorn all over the floor twice and even had the empty bucket on my head for awhile. I pissed in the back 4 times and was filming some of the movie ahaha. There was a group of girls that kept laughin when we said shit so it didnt seem like we were causin too much headache. Eventually its quiet and I pick up one of my large drinks completely full and throw it at my friends face, it didnt spill and he caught it and launched it back at me and the top flew off soakin me with soda and we both started laughin.

Then two of the three guys we talked with earlier jump up and started talkin shit about tryin to watch the movie and wanting to fight. SO I get up and they are like "We're leaving" and they run out the farthest exit, I love fighting and I was thinkin no you called me out so its go time. My drunk ass gets up and staggers and tries runnin out of the other exit to cut them off. I burst out the theatre and they are both standing there squared up. I charged at the one that said he trained MMA but I was so drunk that I actually charged at him like the Incredible Hulk would haha. I was literally going at him with my arms kinda out to the side like a monster ahahaha. He landed a quick but soft one two and I got in and grabbed him and ran him into the wall and landed with a nice right hand clean on the jaw. He held and then put me in a muay thai clinch and like spun off the wall so I tried runnin him across to the other wall and on the way one of my Tims fell off. So I drive him into the wall and with the momentum he hits the wall and I lose my balance cause of the shoe and fall flat on my face. I then realise my glasses are off (I wear glasses, theyre $500 dollars and IM basically blind with out them) so I sit up on my ass and the guy comes and nails me acouple times while Im actually sitin there sayin "Let me get my glasses, ay let me get my glasses" his shots werent hurtin and my drunk ass was focused on the glasses, he kneed me in the face like twice. I rolled and went to get up to get the glasses and he tried takin my back and gettin a rear naked choke, I defended and then he got up and took off runnin. I ran in the bathroom to wipe my face then ran after them but they dissappeared. His shots didnt hurt, but still I cant beleive I was drunk to the point to sit there not even trying to block and talking to the guy while he was gettin off some free shots. I really dont think it counts since I was drunk and full of oe, soda, popcorn, skittles, and celebrating my birthday. Sober I would actually fight like I always do and use my boxing, I would have destroyed him easy. If I hadnt fell on my face like and idiot he wouldnt have gotten those free shots. Out of all my fights this is only the second time someone got the better of it and both times it wasnt a fair fight. I went the next day to his gym but it was closed when i went. Ill find him there one of these days. I think the whole thing is hillarious though.

Lol, just,lol. Please never fight again. Drunk or not. And where was your friend during all this. Ridiculously funny story though. Even though its fake.

blind tough guys never really work out.

you got pwned hardcore which attests to the above statement.

im suprised his boy didnt lay into you while he caught you with that first soft 1 2.

I didnt get owned hardcore. I was drunk and tripped over my shoe and fell flat on my face. While I went to get up he was hittin me. Its not like he took me down or dropped me, I was sloppy drunk and fell down, while I was gettin up tryin to get my glasses like an idiot and I wasnt even concerned about him and he got some free shots off. I was drunk, i would never have been trying to get the glasses sober, they get knocked off all the time in fights.

And if i wasnt drunk I wouldnt have come at him like pro wrestler.ahaha

Lol, just,lol. Please never fight again. Drunk or not. And where was your friend during all this. Ridiculously funny story though. Even though its fake.

Supposedly he fell in the theatre, he got up and I guess he slide on the spilled popcorn and hurt his knee. He isnt a fighter though really. I box and fight all the time and he doesnt so thats why I rushed the guy that trained just incase my friend had to get down he would be fighting the guy that didnt train. He said he got up from the chair and went to run and slipped and fell then got up and ran outside and thats when they were running away. The whole thing lasted like 20 seconds.

well u earned it squabs. people that talk in movies make me wild. still love u tho.

I read somewhere that you are seriouse about boxing, and you want to make it to the pros or something (Correct me if i'm wrong).

One question for you: How are you going to do that, if you can't see without your glasses?

Good story though. You have a funny imagination.

My birthday was May 29th, I didnt post this yet but I figure its good for some laughs so why not. I was in training for a possible fight on June 2nd when I got into a car accident like on the 23rd. I then decided not to do the fight and since my birthday was comin I stopped training.

I had already kinda celebrated with family the day before, and didnt really have much planned so I ended up kicken it with some friends drinkin. Anyway, I live here in Vegas and they have a movie theatre here on the strip I never been too so I decided i wanted to go see a movie there, I didnt care what, so me and a friend roll there and we are gone off the alcohol. I had almost 2 40's of Old English on an almost empty stomach. we were staggering around and talkin to some girls in a parking lot. We're like runnin to get there before the last showing at 12:30 am, I aiint really runnin though cause I had some TIms on and you dont really tie Timbalands) so we get there and the only movie playin is Shrek 3 which is gay but whatever we mainly just act a fool anyway. So while were waitin to get popcorn some guy behind us has his hair dyed half red and half orange. My drunk ass says to him

Me -"You know Sakuraba?" ( an MMA fighter with same hair colors)
him - "who"
Me - "Kazushi Sakurba"
him - "no"
Me - "well he's a better mixed martial artist than you!"

haha. that brought up MMA and it turns out he had two brothers or friends with him and one trained MMA at Marc Laimons gym. I recently went there and did a free class. SO we talked alittle about MMA and then I ended up buying myself two large drinks cause I was tipsy off the alcohol, and a big ass popcorn and skittles. we get to the movie and do what we usually do act like idiots. The whole time me and my friend are talking and laughing and throwin popcorn at eachother. I spilt my whole bucket of popcorn all over the floor twice and even had the empty bucket on my head for awhile. I pissed in the back 4 times and was filming some of the movie ahaha. There was a group of girls that kept laughin when we said shit so it didnt seem like we were causin too much headache. Eventually its quiet and I pick up one of my large drinks completely full and throw it at my friends face, it didnt spill and he caught it and launched it back at me and the top flew off soakin me with soda and we both started laughin.

Then two of the three guys we talked with earlier jump up and started talkin shit about tryin to watch the movie and wanting to fight. SO I get up and they are like "We're leaving" and they run out the farthest exit, I love fighting and I was thinkin no you called me out so its go time. My drunk ass gets up and staggers and tries runnin out of the other exit to cut them off. I burst out the theatre and they are both standing there squared up. I charged at the one that said he trained MMA but I was so drunk that I actually charged at him like the Incredible Hulk would haha. I was literally going at him with my arms kinda out to the side like a monster ahahaha. He landed a quick but soft one two and I got in and grabbed him and ran him into the wall and landed with a nice right hand clean on the jaw. He held and then put me in a muay thai clinch and like spun off the wall so I tried runnin him across to the other wall and on the way one of my Tims fell off. So I drive him into the wall and with the momentum he hits the wall and I lose my balance cause of the shoe and fall flat on my face. I then realise my glasses are off (I wear glasses, theyre $500 dollars and IM basically blind with out them) so I sit up on my ass and the guy comes and nails me acouple times while Im actually sitin there sayin "Let me get my glasses, ay let me get my glasses" his shots werent hurtin and my drunk ass was focused on the glasses, he kneed me in the face like twice. I rolled and went to get up to get the glasses and he tried takin my back and gettin a rear naked choke, I defended and then he got up and took off runnin. I ran in the bathroom to wipe my face then ran after them but they dissappeared. His shots didnt hurt, but still I cant beleive I was drunk to the point to sit there not even trying to block and talking to the guy while he was gettin off some free shots. I really dont think it counts since I was drunk and full of oe, soda, popcorn, skittles, and celebrating my birthday. Sober I would actually fight like I always do and use my boxing, I would have destroyed him easy. If I hadnt fell on my face like and idiot he wouldnt have gotten those free shots. Out of all my fights this is only the second time someone got the better of it and both times it wasnt a fair fight. I went the next day to his gym but it was closed when i went. Ill find him there one of these days. I think the whole thing is hillarious though.


so basically, you got ****ed up so bad to the point that it felt like a hard dick was in your ass.

I read somewhere that you are seriouse about boxing, and you want to make it to the pros or something (Correct me if i'm wrong).

One question for you: How are you going to do that, if you can't see without your glasses?

Good story though. You have a funny imagination.

i was thinking the exact same thing

The people who worked at the theater should have jumped in and beat your ass too for throwing all your sh** all over the place like spoiled little kids...

happy birthday though

Awesome....glad you got your ass kicked. Maybe next time you will stfu and show some respect to other people that are trying to watch a movie. no one thinks you are cool because you throw popcorn and spill drinks on your gay lover.

Awesome....glad you got your ass kicked. Maybe next time you will stfu and show some respect to other people that are trying to watch a movie. no one thinks you are cool because you throw popcorn and spill drinks on your gay lover.

hahaha. Animal Squabs! its him! its him!!! get him! haha.

alcohols a bad thing for a fighter, the problem is your mind still knows your a fighter but it cant control your hands anymore. I lost a fight, that i started, whilst plastered simply because i was wasted and he was sober.. ive learnt from it and drink in moderation now..

I read somewhere that you are seriouse about boxing, and you want to make it to the pros or something (Correct me if i'm wrong).

One question for you: How are you going to do that, if you can't see without your glasses?

Good story though. You have a funny imagination.

I can see good enough to fight. I dont have problems fighting or sparring or training without them because I dont need to see detail, my blurry vision is alright cause the bag or the opponent are right infront of me. The problem is I had to drive along ways home at night and I wouldnt have been able to get a new pair in time for work. I cant drive and work without them. Thats why my drunk mind zoned in on them, i was thinkin **** I cant get home and I wont be able to go into work until I can get a new pair whih could take weeks.

I can see good enough to fight. I dont have problems fighting or sparring or training without them because I dont need to see detail, my blurry vision is alright cause the bag or the opponent are right infront of me. The problem is I had to drive along ways home at night and I wouldnt have been able to get a new pair in time for work. I cant drive and work without them. Thats why my drunk mind zoned in on them, i was thinkin **** I cant get home and I wont be able to go into work until I can get a new pair whih could take weeks.

Surely you'll need good vision to box competively though?? You ever taken a medical or a medical which included a vision test?

So it was you.. ****ing drunk ass bastard. I shouldve finished you off. Next time I will knee your head so bad your brain would fall out.

No offence Animal, but I don't think you're qualified as a boxer, if you can't see details. Nor will you probably pass the vision tests...

Anyways, good luck with all of that.

I then realise my glasses are off (I wear glasses, theyre $500 dollars and IM basically blind with out them)

Sooo now u can see and your not blind?????:s
Nice Story btw.