Food, alcohol, smoke, and violence... you can't ****in ask for much more than that.

I'm cordially inviting all of you in the LA area to come watch UFC 41 at my house Friday night. We'll have that **** Tivo'ed for the late arrivals, dinner oughta be served right around 8 o clock. We pretty much party & kick it till y'all leave.

RSVP, mo ****as.

i'm totaly there as long as you pay for my plane ticket

The only thing missing is 2 high class call girls for each man. That would make it heaven.

i am already there, ghostfather

can i puke on your neighbor's patio again?

Once again, I will not be there......

No thank you, I got tickets. I will be there taking maddd pictures!!

Bro, i was going to go hokme to watch it. But i think i still will go home. Becasue not only will i get the UFC but my pops recorded the last KOTC as well. But any other time i will be at your pad dave.

I'm there.

Ghost, where the hell do you live anyways?

I will be there in spirit!

I will be there in spirit!

::raises cross::

BACK, DEVIL!!! THE SPIRIT OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! BACK!!

guilty.....
before the whole human race

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
::raises cross::

BACK, DEVIL!!! THE SPIRIT OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! BACK!!

**** you then me and my friiends are leaving!

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hey leave that porcupine *****. we could have some fun w/ her

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i'm totaly there as long as you pay for my plane ticket

Idem

Ribs sound good, guys? Too ****in bad, ribs it is.

Matt., I live in Studio City... WAY closer to you than that circus midget **** that I won't name whose house we all went to this weekend. That's why it'll be really easy for everyone to come to my house. From where you are, it's a shot down the 405 to the 101. See? Real close to Matt Jensen.

Dogg said he was going to own you. Beat his ass.

i'm bringin t-bone

Excellent... the more dead animal, the better.

I'll bring an 8-ball and some hookers...

Have fun guys!

oh hell yeah im gonna be there for sure.......

I'll bring the whipped cream for when we roll around later on in the night. :lovers:

i hope that wasnt for me matt.. Cause if ur gonna be there im gonna have to ***** slap ya..... ok lol

oooo.. . fiesty!!!!:devil

here we go again

me and tony can roll naked in BBQ sause and yall can lick us clean.

grapplers=weird ****s

Originally posted by Curly Howard
grapplers=weird ****s

Were all not ****ed up. Just these guys.

Consider me there in spirit, desecrating your fridge.

- Jake^x0

yes, just us.



dave- circus midget? the only circus midget around here is the one in between your ****in legs puto. you are gonna taste my wrath this friday cack sauce.

matt- bring the whip cream cause i am gettin down fo sho mah nucka. sheeeeit, you know how we do.

curly- just shut the **** up. thank you, good night, adios, eat ****. bye.

HAHAHA

Shut up Blake.....He hurt my feelings

sorry.

bad blake shame!

UPDATE:
tony brings keg

that is all.

I have not yet decided which fragrance I will be wearing to lure all of you into me with. I've narrowed it down to 4 callognes.

Hanae Mori - the king of my collection.

Polo Sport - a classic, smells masculine, yet sensual.

Cool Water - a little harsh but still mellow.

Lucky Brand - very kick-back and sublte, nice chill fragrance.

wow it sounds like matt and adam are gonna be having a kick back of there own, with the whip cream and al that good ****... Whats really going on boys?

Agony, you'll haveto wait and find out tomorrow night.

well ill only be there for about half an hour so ill be missin alot...

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I have not yet decided which fragrance I will be wearing to lure all of you into me with. I've narrowed it down to 4 callognes.

Hanae Mori - the king of my collection.

Polo Sport - a classic, smells masculine, yet sensual.

Cool Water - a little harsh but still mellow.

Lucky Brand - very kick-back and sublte, nice chill fragrance.

I like it when you wear nothing at all

Anyone going to have Pride on TV?

Hey Ghost.. I need your house adress.. and time to show up. Muchas Gracias. :devil

So who is all going to be there and what time?

I am thinking about going :)

pm me your addy ghost

Check you PM's dude!

I'm gunna show up whenever we're supposed to get there.. so i'll be there for sure.. my girl is gunna come too but she won't arrive till about 8:45-9:00pm.

Originally posted by ruffneck
Check you PM's dude! I did...no addy and or other info

UPDATE:

i am still bringing the keg. for all you meat curtains who won't drink, i'd like to dedicate a **** YOU to you from me.

I wish I wasn't isolated in the bush right now.

Hey Dave,


I'd like to come. I still have mad jet lag, but if I'm felling good tomorrow I'll prob be there.

Dude I need your ad again plz.

I guess he doesn't like me :(

I sent you my address Redneck. ;)

Ensanity... I don't remember if I sent you mine or not. Check your pm's anyway dude.

i will post dave's address if this problem proceeds.

ruffneck- you better be there so i can proclaim my carpet championship belt.

ensanity- you will smoke weed. that is all i have to say to you. we will smoke weed and i will laugh at you cause you are funny and ****.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i will post dave's address if this problem proceeds.

ruffneck- you better be there so i can proclaim my carpet championship belt.

ensanity- you will smoke weed. that is all i have to say to you. we will smoke weed and i will laugh at you cause you are funny and ****. DAMN! Online peer pressure, a first for me...

I should be getting there around 6:30 hopefully I can bring a hoe with me :)

Are we really going to wrestle? Is bringing a hoe a good idea? Should I try to bring more than one?

ensanity- you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. you have to do everything i want you to do.

ruffneck- bring hoes, if you'd like. i know i would, lol. fights start at 7pm so be there no later than 6:30pm so we can all get aquainted before our eyes get glued to the television screen. And i can't decifer whether or not we will wrestle/ grapple, roll (jj)... but normally... when everyone gets together... i start talkin **** and everyone ends up goin at it, lol. It has happened everytime we all get together. it might and it might not...... i am sure, that more than likely... it will happen again. tonight i must tap matt and dave... and maybe tony.

if you can bring more than one hoe... more power to you.... if you can only bring one.... good for u, if none... then cool too :) whatever your pleasure is, brotha.

oh how cute adam wants to kick everyones ass tonight...I'll just let my friends know that we are walking into a very weird crowd tonight....

So you guys aren't going to watch the baywatch wedding show tonight.

u r a lame ass gman

Originally posted by Playful Agony
oh how cute adam wants to kick everyones ass tonight...I'll just let my friends know that we are walking into a very weird crowd tonight....

yes, ms. hojak ma'am.

Originally posted by Playful Agony
u r a lame ass gman

Have fun tonight with your loser brother

hey hey now u dont have to call him all that..... He isnt a loser... OK **** FACE

Playful Agony is a meanie.

I am trying to lineup the hoes right now :)

Originally posted by gman
Have fun tonight with your loser brother

The next time some kid in Canada who has a head like a spare tire & still lives with mommy calls me a loser, remind me to remind him that he's in Canada and he has a head like a spare tire and he lives with mommy.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
ensanity- you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. you have to do everything i want you to do.
YES Massa

aight den. tight tight. i see you dere. oh btw, my buddy chris (napol) gets off work at 6:00pm so we will not be there on time.... but we will be there and i will own everyone when i get there. best believe dat! peace out nephew.

but we will be there and i will own everyone when i get there. best believe dat!

I'm gunna beat and rape you, son.:devil

Damnit i need ghosts number.. i invited two other ladies for u guys that should be comming at the same time i do. anyways.. is it appartment number 20? or what?...

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I'm gunna beat and rape you, son.:devil



Ooooohhhhh! can't wait, sucka :devil

Hey Matt, Adam said you were a little girl and squeel like a pig when you get ****ed.

he also said your a bad lay.

I just phoned you ****ers. Your all drunks and covered in cum according to Matt.

Man, california has all the good parties

:(

LIFE IS STUPID

yes to everything posted. YES!