From now on i will i have:

2 beers at the brewery for every loan that gets denied out of underwriting

2 more beers when i consider that my company never did, nor ever WILL train me in loan setups and therefore will have to continue to watch 75% of my deals get turned to **** after working months and months on them

3 beers when considering that underwriting has now blacklisted me for giving them **** deals so from now on, my future deals are put in the bottom of the stack while all of these other ****ing morons in my office who come in 3 hours a day get smooth sailing.

4 beers for everytime that i hear the 3 hour workday loan reps complain about stress in their loans when they only open about 3 loans a month.

4 more beers for the fact that my girl wants nothing to do with me cause she's sick of my ****ed up work schedule, not to mention that i have absolutely NO social skills out in public anymore cause i don't know how to do anything except rot in an office.

A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

That sounds about right. For myself, I just maintain a delicate pot, booze, prescription drug balance on a set schedule, regardless of how ****ty or well I happen to be doing.

3 straight shots of straight whiskey for every client who i have to deny because of the above bull**** and then listen to them break down in tears cause they just lost their $5000 or so deposit not to mention waste a bunch of time. then deal w/ the lawsuits that their real estate agents bring

1 squirt of lemon straight down my nose, chase by another 3 shots of whiskey for everytime i see every other loan rep in this business thrive while i watch the little money that i'm sqeezing out all go to a bunch of bull****.

one long puke in the toilet followed instaniously by another just a long drawn out swig of whiskey straight outt've the bottle for my mind pondering just about when i'm going to snap.


i love these forums.

passed out sideways on my bed in my own drool, wake up at about 3 in the morning, grab that beautiful bottle and chug like the rockstar that be i all for the beautiful forecast that tomorrow's always a better day.

1 beer for every assignment I hand in.
2 beers for every drawing I **** up and can't do.
1 beer for every phone call from my parents
1 beer for not having a car and having to take the stupid bus for 2 hours a day just to train and go to school.

Stupid, crying, credit challenged people! That's a tough industry purity!

1 stolen beer from roommates because I don't have the money to buy my own.
1 stolen case from my dad for having to vist him this weekend.
1 beer for not geting a summer job yet.

1 bottle of gin for the woman problems.

Originally posted by gman
1 stolen beer from roommates because I don't have the money to buy my own.
1 stolen case from my dad for having to vist him this weekend.
1 beer for not geting a summer job yet.

Be thankful that your still in the beer filled embrionic sack of Academia. Developing the thick skin of a real world calloused bastard is much less fun.

I wish I had more money to drink more. I'm hitting my dad up for 700$ this weekend.

Originally posted by gman
I wish I had more money to drink more. I'm hitting my dad up for 700$ this weekend.

He has to pay you the $700 as the penalty for knocking up your mom.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Be thankful that your still in the beer filled embrionic sack of Academia. Developing the thick skin of a real world calloused bastard is much less fun.
Amen my brother, amen.

He should I haven't asked him for any money this year yet and I have two months of school to go.

i'm writing off over $11,000 on alcohol alone for '02

Originally posted by Purity
i'm writing off over $11,000 on alcohol alone for '02

That's not bad.

If only that was a real deduction.......

Originally posted by prime cut
If only that was a real deduction.......

Can I deduct alcohol, drugs or money that I tip to strippers, if I'm with a client?

50%, as long as you mention business during the course of the meal and/or entertainment.

Woohooo!!! That's not bad at all!

Originally posted by prime cut
If only that was a real deduction.......

without a doubt, it's business related.

i deduct my groceries too. just save the receipts and tell em that i'm having company picnics

Haha, that's a good one. Actually, the irs is so understaffed that they rarely question tax returns of the people in the lower tax brackets, which I assume most of us fit in. Recently they have been concentrating on the big-dogs, and just randomly selecting smaller returns to throughly examine.

Sweet!