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The Jake
02-25-2003, 06:58 AM
My wife departs back to America tomorrow without me and we're packing her bags. My lovely mum decides to help out, and she points out that her hand luggage simply won't fit the two tonnes of photos we have as well as the two tonnes of chocolate.

So guess what she removes first?

The photos.

All the memories, all the laughs, all the drinking... it all comes down nothing when compared to the supremacy of Cadbury chocolate. I dunno if I should be proud of the fact we make kickass chocolate or feel cheapened by the fact that our memories are outweighed by $20(AUD no less) of Aussie choccie.

-- The Jake

Magic Man
02-25-2003, 06:59 AM
dont blame her...blame mr cadbury. Mr Cadbury must die.

The Jake
02-25-2003, 07:03 AM
There will be a terrorist incident at the Cadbury Factory in Tasmania... mark my words....

- The Jake

Magic Man
02-25-2003, 07:04 AM
honestly tho, she should have got better chocolate. that cadbury stuff is nothing next to that swedish Lindt **** - that **** can make a man weak at the knees.

Magic Man
02-25-2003, 07:04 AM
tasmania? who's that?

The Jake
02-25-2003, 07:06 AM
It's that pissy island south of Victoria... they say it used to be a part of India... you heard of it?

- The Jake

Magic Man
02-25-2003, 07:24 AM
no. so this tasmania is a piece of land?

news to me.

seldomTap
02-25-2003, 06:00 PM
Interesting point...Martin Bryant use to work for a short time at cadbury factory...


Have a safe trip back Shara...hope you two are back together real soon

DOGGx0
02-25-2003, 07:08 PM
Cadbury sucks!

Hope you have a safe trip back, Sharra. :)

Rock Dog
02-25-2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
her hand luggage simply won't fit the two tonnes of photos we have as well as the two tonnes of chocolate.-- The Jake


HAHAHA he spells it "tonnes" silly Aussies, where's Dogg?

Tiki
02-25-2003, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Rock Dog
HAHAHA he spells it "tonnes" silly Aussies, where's Dogg?


Welcome to the metric system.

The Jake
02-25-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by Tiki
Welcome to the metric system.

Yes, the metric system.... what the rest of the world uses!

- The Jake

Tiki
02-25-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
Yes, the metric system.... what the rest of the world uses!

- The Jake



Don't get too used to metric dude. You're moving to one of the few countries that don't use it. You're going to have to rely on the wife for figuring out all that **** like mph, feet and inches, lbs and ozs, etc. Don't go asking anyone what the cost is per litre for gas. hahaha

handjobs4dollars
02-25-2003, 09:21 PM
great now I'm hungry for some chocolate.