g'day mate = **** you *******

I'll phone you = **** off

got something on the barbie = dingo meat

Crocodile Dundee = Australias greatest movie ever

You can join my class if you like Kimura?!

But get in quick cause numbers are filling fast

Originally posted by seldomTap
You can join my class if you like Kimura?!

But get in quick cause numbers are filling fast What? You mean I wasn't accurate?

I'll join

You were on the right track...but some things were off..

Such as...a real Aussie never says "I'll phone you"...we say "I'll give ya a bell mate" and it generally means "i'll call you later"

This and many other lessons will be taught in my classes

Do you need a teaching assistant seldom?

Three words:

No worries mate.

That's all the Aussie english you need.

- The Jake

I will be like the Matt Furey of linguinstic training

We have a lot in common; neither of us use R, i.e. betta, foreva, showa, etc. We both talk like English thugs. New Yorkers and Australians are practically the same.

australia rules

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
australia rules

Indeed it does mate... indeed it does...

- The Jake

one aaaaaar = one hour.

hahahahaha one aaaaar

pwned!

- The Jake

that fat ****ing **** = Shane Warne is a fat **** who uses drugs

Originally posted by Magic Man
that fat ****ing **** = Shane Warne is a fat **** who uses drugs

Now that's an pwning if I see one.

- The Jake

yes

- m

ps. there is nothing wrong with postwhoring...if you believe you are saying something worthwhile.

OI!OI!OI!
http://www.brigittehandley.com/images_large/jacko2.jpg

Water
http://www.vintagespeedway.homestead.com/files/Fosters.jpg

Ambassador
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1018333477794_2002/04/15/steveirwin.jpg

Interracial Dating
http://students.ubc.ca/international/exchange/image/sep_emily1.jpg

weapons of mass destruction
http://www.badfads.com/images/boomerang-art.gif

**** you curly. we're a lot more advanceed than you think.

we have flying monkeys and old folk in ice cream box helmets so **** YOU.

**** you I thought you were from Poland funboy

erm...oh yeah...

I am from poland I live here long time, even when Nazi come, and i shout at them in defiant and I say "you are all momosekualista! argh!" and then they hit me in head with Ruger Hand Pistol and I bleed from my head into the ground :(

Sorry to hear that.

I would hit the chick that down with the kangoo.

Originally posted by gman
I would hit the chick that down with the kangoo.

That's a dude

Sorry I ment the kangoo my mistake.

I hear it's warm and sticky in there pouch

you stupid ****, it's not a kangoo.

I cat spell to god.

Mutant rabbit?

Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
OI!OI!OI!
http://www.brigittehandley.com/images_large/jacko2.jpg

Hey man, you gotta fear Jacko! Watch out!

- The Jake

thats what you get when you live in austranada. You become an incomprehensible ****.