Sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...and when the sun is out and the skirts are short...it leaves me no choice

Have you no restraint heathen?

I masterbated once in highschool.

so i must say YAY!!

I think the pressure of having the risk of getting caught makes it better.

i went with sicko even though ive been tempted. I work at my MA school and the girls that do cardio kickboxing are amazing.

restraint is for cowards...real man beat off at work!

Thisnisn't just for guys though...do any of the girls give themselves a quick going over at quiet times in the office?? INterested parties want to know

watching them do squats and stretch out and run and get all hot hot and sweaty. One of the reasons i like my job.

Never beat off at work. But I have only worked on a farm.

i save myself till i get home

I'm not saying I've never done it. I just don't do it anymore.

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
watching them do squats and stretch out and run and get all hot hot and sweaty. One of the reasons i like my job.

I like your job also...

Been there done that.

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
i went with sicko even though ive been tempted. I work at my MA school and the girls that do cardio kickboxing are amazing.

you are my new hero

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
watching them do squats and stretch out and run and get all hot hot and sweaty. One of the reasons i like my job.

can you get me in there. I'll work for free ahhhhhhhhhh what the hell I'll pay to work there.

I couldn't work there...I would be in the bathroom half the day and I would be too tired to drive home

Oh hell yeah

oh for **** sake...

...I'm printing this off and showing sean you dirty ****.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I voted yes on this one... I agree with Seldom. A man has got to do what a man has got to do, I mean ****, how the **** are men supposed to get anything done if we can't achieve a zen like state???

- The Jake

[QUOTE]Originally posted by seldomTap
[B]restraint is for cowards...real man beat off at work!

Well then I definately qualify as a real man.

YAY!

I think my administrative assistant suspects.

For ****'s sakes Seldom first you share with us that you enjoy urinating everywhere/on everyone and now this. WTH?

I voted sicko but I have to admit to having whacked off once at work myself.

Even the ones who called me sicko have done it...hypocrites!

Magic...you cannot complain about this thread after some of the stuff you have produced!

I do it.......but I'm working at home now so does that count?

It counts if you are doing it during work time Curly

Then count me in

One more for the good guys!

I think I've jerked off in every place possible other than out in plain-view public.

I missed work once because of Viagra. That **** takes forever to wear off

You two guys are examples for us all of how to be a real man

I have done it, and probably will in the future. **** I dont really care, I masterbate while mowing the lawn......

Rider or push mower?

I have a rider now which makes it easyer, but I have done it with a pushmower.....

no way. i got this paranoia that there are hidden cams that will expose me and make me look like the company pervert.
wait a minute....

I would be proud to have that title...but we have neville the office pervert...he often wears stockings to work and is known to rub himself against light poles

Originally posted by seldomTap
I would be proud to have that title...but we have neville the office pervert...he often wears stockings to work and is known to rub himself against light poles

lol.
i just make every female employee envision me ****ing their brains out at least 4 times a day.

I find that by sending them emails detailing how I would like to do them in the ****ter gets the point well and truly across

i don't ever tell em how much i wanna do em. most of em i wouldn't even touch with your dick. i just make them envision me ****ing them.

You couldn't carry my dick without its tailor made wheel barrow

ok dude, time to switch the subject.
where's ensanity at? we need a hi-jacking!!

He is probably at work beating off...he is a real man also

Ryan Smyth