The hot or not thing didn't work out so I will now try and be more like the man Elvis Sinosic.

I will grow one of those triangle beards. I am goign to grow sideburns just like his and I will take lessons from Seldom to learn how to speak aussie.

I will look at womans breast as much as possible(no real change on this one, really.)
http://www.fcfighter.com/PICTURES/UFC32/carmen-tito-elvis.jpg

I will go on a low carb diet to get the body of elvis.
http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/pictures/sinosic1.jpg

This will lead me to get all the aussie woman
http://www.elvissinosic.com/pictures/09/misc%2006.jpg

and if there's time I guess I could get the fighting skills.

aussie women do a whole lotta good when yer in canada

I will move to sydney.

You will be deported in a minute and a half!

I will teach you Aussie...if you teach me how to skate...hockeyfighter hasn't come good on that promise yet

Good luck.

you go boy....

Skating isn't that hard to learn but I can't go backwards very well.

I want to play hockey...but I have no balance on skates

i wanan learn aussie too

Originally posted by seldomTap
I want to play hockey...but I have no balance on skates

All you got to do is keep moving. Pushing your feet outward. I should go skating again I haven gone in two years.

I've never been ice skating.

How can you never been ice skating. Didn't your parents take you when you were a kid. Oh well I lived across the street from a skating rink when I was a kid. There was also one at my school too. The first highschool I went to didn't have one. The second one had a pool and a hockey arena, three field for rugby,soccer and football( and there still wasn't enough room for all of us in the spring) and two indoor gyms.

Watch the Foster ads

Like the one at the wedding with bride who ducks her head underwater to get her new husband that can of beer.

Due to popular demand...I will be running an Australian language class in the very near future.

The Jake will also be an instructor, with the possibility of celebrity guests showing up....anyone like Steve Irwin??

Sweet I'm going to start speaking australian.

I had a skating rink in my backyard when i was a wee lad. I find skating backwards to be as easy as forwards. Of course this comes from a person who has been skating for 15 years now. I could teach you all.

Lesson one. Learn how to stand on skates. Lace them up, it don't matter where, and simply stand there. Sway from side to side and see how well you keep your balance.

Lesson two. The T-Push. Take your feet and make an 'T' shape with your weak foot pointing strait out ahead of you and your strong foot going adjacent to it. Now all you got to do it push with your strong foot and glide on your week one. Once you master this you can try pushing off and gliding with both feet to get into your full stride. Don't get going too fast, I haven't taught you how to stop yet. In case of emergency just fall down.

Stoping: Turn your feet outward into the direction you were just skating in. Figure skating way only turn you back foot into the direction you were( how the **** do I know this)

This sounds easy...if I go and try it only to break a leg...I blame you guys

I've never been injured so any injuries you concur are solely a result of your own stupidity.

You should make me sign a waiver to get yourself out of any liability

I've never been injured playing hockey except for one time playing street hockey as a kid. I was in goal and took one of those orange plastic balls to the goods and fell to the ground.

You need a goalie can. $120 later your goods are protected again frozen rubber traveling at speeds of over 120 kmh

I was like 8 I didn't really have a use for them back then.

It could explain a lot about your current state though G-Man

Proper protection is a must. With out it my girlfriend would be very unhappy with me in bed.

Originally posted by seldomTap
It could explain a lot about your current state though G-Man

Well it always does point to the right.

Grant McClemont has to be the most Canadian name I ever heard. Might as well call yourself Dale Hawerchuk or something.

And the Australian language rules. Mad Max baby. Mad FRICKIN Max.