View Full Version : Grandma's Orgasm Screams.


The Mouse
02-24-2003, 06:09 PM
So if you could beat up some1, anywhere u wanted, where would it be? .. I don't care who u beat up, I'm talking about the atmosphere and environment of the incident.

I think for me it would be in a medieval dungeon. Walls lit by blazing torches, air filled with the arroma of burning and wrotting flesh and meat. The floor would be dirty, light sand sprinkled over the dark castle dungeon floors. In the background you would hear the faint screams of torchured souls waiting to be released from their bodies.. begging to die, yet being laughed at by the gods as they watched them be tormented within the walls of their battered bodies. ..Atmosphere is everything. You can beat someone a lot more seductively and bruitally given the right environment and mood.

So what are yours?

seldomTap
02-24-2003, 06:29 PM
Damn I was hoping this would be about elderly women having orgasms...

I would like to fight someone in a jungle...the Amazon or something, surrounded by a large ring of natives and Amazon women

realkaps
02-24-2003, 06:32 PM
I would like to fight someone in a small inclosed space, no where to run, no escape, maybe a small 10' by 10' room made of concrete bricks.....

The Ensanity
02-24-2003, 06:36 PM
An Empty Wherehouse. Just me, him, and empty cardboard boxes

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 06:45 PM
I would lay in wait in the alley behind his work where there would be no witnesses and my crowbar would be very, very thirsty for his skull blood....

Curly Howard
02-24-2003, 06:47 PM
Roman Colosseum

Curly Howard
02-24-2003, 06:49 PM
or that one scene from mortal combat were they fight on that bridge with nothing but abyss on both sides

Fallout
02-24-2003, 06:50 PM
Matt, you scare me sometimes

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 06:50 PM
But back to the grandma thing, tell her thanks for taking out her teeth and giving me that gummer.

HockeyFighter
02-24-2003, 06:54 PM
Hockey rink obviously. Not one of your ****ers could take me on skates.

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 06:55 PM
That's cuz only ******s fight on skates.

Curly Howard
02-24-2003, 06:56 PM
OooOOOoooo he said ******s

HockeyFighter
02-24-2003, 06:57 PM
You only say that because you know you would lose.

seldomTap
02-24-2003, 06:58 PM
'Ice to meet you'

'You won't be sending me to the cooler'

Arnold gets all the best lines

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 06:58 PM
Well, it's not like I'm ****ing canadien .....

HockeyFighter
02-24-2003, 07:03 PM
I'm not Canadien either. I am not French.

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 07:07 PM
That's a goddamn lie and you know it! Who else would choose to fight on SKATES?

HockeyFighter
02-24-2003, 07:10 PM
Certainly not the french. Everyone knows that the french just run away from fights.

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 07:13 PM
Obviously. I'm guessing that you live in Quebec or Montreal.

Bella
02-24-2003, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Creed
Matt, you scare me sometimes

I personally think he's one of the most interesting posters.

seldomTap
02-24-2003, 07:16 PM
You would Bella you closet Dominatirx

HockeyFighter
02-24-2003, 07:19 PM
Pretty sure my location is clearly visable.

Bella
02-24-2003, 07:19 PM
You weren't supposed to say anything seldom!

Fallout
02-24-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Bella
I personally think he's one of the most interesting posters.

As do I, however, I wouldn't want to have him catch me ****ing his sister or anything like that

Bella
02-24-2003, 07:23 PM
He has a sister? I bet she's a cutie.

:devil

Bluecifer
02-24-2003, 07:23 PM
Yeah, Matt's kind of, how do you say*cough*****ing psycho*cough*.

The Golden Bear
02-24-2003, 07:25 PM
no matt is a good guy. Im glad i met him.

seldomTap
02-24-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Bella
You weren't supposed to say anything seldom!

so does that mean I should cancel the TV ads and half page newspaper ads for "Bella's Bondage Boudair" ???

The Mouse
02-25-2003, 10:15 AM
no matt is a good guy. Im glad i met him.

hehe, i love u too0!!! :lovers:

Tha Playa
02-25-2003, 10:27 AM
So Matt has a sister???

The Mouse
02-25-2003, 01:44 PM
I'm an only child, no dad, and a mom. If i had sister though, I'd make her my g/f most likely cuz she'd be ****ing cute as a mother ****er.

VulgarTheClown
02-25-2003, 01:49 PM
Matt, is extremely interesting and quiteinteligent for someone who gets hit in the ehad for a living.

If i was in LA i'd hit it.

Bluecifer
02-25-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Matt, is extremely interesting and quiteinteligent for someone who gets hit in the ehad for a living.

If i was in LA i'd hit it.

Are you talking about Matt?

VulgarTheClown
02-25-2003, 01:56 PM
word

Bluecifer
02-25-2003, 01:58 PM
That's pretty alternative lifestyley.

The Mouse
02-25-2003, 02:00 PM
Ofcourse he's talking about me.. lol, I'm brilliant. I should be everyone's demagogue. I could lead you, protect you, **** you.. and any antithesis that steps up against us, I would help you crush in pure exstacy and rage. buahHAHAHhahAHHA!!!!!! YES!!!.. one day it will be so, where i will have a camp with all of my followers in it.. yes.. yes it will be so. and i.. I will be the almighty, all knowing, all just, all godly, demagogue. I will be GOD!!!

VulgarTheClown
02-25-2003, 02:15 PM
big ups to Matt.

represent.

you gotta have goals

Zen
02-25-2003, 02:51 PM
Matt's funny, escpecially the line about his sister being his g/f, cause she'd be so cute. Sick ****er!

The Golden Bear
02-25-2003, 02:53 PM
Matt do you mean Demigod or demegouge?

The Mouse
02-25-2003, 03:26 PM
Demagogue .. also spelled 'demagog' .. English translation of both words come to the final conclussion that they have the same exact meaning, just different ways to spell it.

Stain
02-25-2003, 03:59 PM
In a large tub of jello.