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Curly Howard
02-21-2003, 07:35 PM
What type of butt is your favorite?
I like a good sized round ass myself. One that you can put the TV remote in the middle, slap a cheek and change channels.....

Bzob
02-21-2003, 07:37 PM
Well funny you should ask:

The Ensanity
02-21-2003, 07:40 PM
Big round ass

go to a black strip club

Bzob
02-21-2003, 07:41 PM
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Curly Howard
02-21-2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Big round ass

go to a black strip club

i love black women.... they have the best butts.

seldomTap
02-21-2003, 07:44 PM
One like this one...

http://aerobicsusa.com/coryeverson/about_cory.gif

no wobble, if she squeezed her ass cheeks together she could rip your dick off, type of ass

The Ensanity
02-21-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
i love black women.... they have the best butts. Ya DAMN RIGHT...very playa smooth

Curly Howard
02-21-2003, 07:46 PM
But not this big

http://www.funny-animal.com/pictures/baby_got_back.jpg

The Ensanity
02-21-2003, 07:49 PM
Thats TOO much

Curly Howard
02-21-2003, 07:50 PM
But this is FINE!!!!!!!!
http://www.starshipent.com/mbgb27.jpg

The Ensanity
02-21-2003, 07:52 PM
Is this too much...

http://www.scarlettsworld.com/p4165346.jpg

http://www.scarlettsworld.com/p4105296.jpg

http://www.scarlettsworld.com/p4256105.jpg

The Ensanity
02-21-2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
But this is FINE!!!!!!!!
http://www.starshipent.com/mbgb27.jpg Yes it is

Curly Howard
02-21-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Is this too much...

http://www.scarlettsworld.com/p4165346.jpg

http://www.scarlettsworld.com/p4105296.jpg

http://www.scarlettsworld.com/p4256105.jpg
I'd hit it...

The Ensanity
02-21-2003, 07:56 PM
ME TOO...

realkaps
02-21-2003, 08:05 PM
I had a whole thread deditcated to her at sherdog, how did Mos Def put it, "Ass so fat you can see it from the front."

Curly Howard
02-21-2003, 08:09 PM
free falling.............**** wrong forum

VulgarTheClown
02-21-2003, 08:21 PM
I like a booty with some shape but small and round

Valerie
02-21-2003, 11:26 PM
heh heh, hey! that was Wilhelm's girlfriend!!! :D

seldomTap
02-21-2003, 11:29 PM
Ahh Valerie...now there is an ass you could chew on for hours!!

Bella
02-22-2003, 12:09 AM
I have an onion booty, so I'm told.

seldomTap
02-22-2003, 12:10 AM
Onion shaped or smelling Bella??

Onion shaped = good thing

Onion smelling = Not so goos thing

Bella
02-22-2003, 12:23 AM
An onion booty as in... "That ass is so PHAT it brings tears to my eyes"

seldomTap
02-22-2003, 12:42 AM
Hahahahaha! Never thought of that one!

Valerie
02-22-2003, 01:39 AM
Hee hee! :crazy2: