I am haveing a glass of vodka. I have curbed my weekly drinking and I look foreward to the warm fuzzy feeling of feeding addiction on Fri and Sat.

Good to hear you are curbing your intake Bzob...your liver will thank you for it one day

MMMMMMMMMMM.

Vodka rules.

Nasdirowia Bzob.
http://www.therussianshop.com/russhop/lomonosov/cossack.jpg

Vodka is evil...like being led down a path by a hot chick, only to have her smash you in the head with a sledgehammer

I hate vodka

Originally posted by seldomTap
Vodka is evil...like being led down a path by a hot chick, only to have her smash you in the head with a sledgehammer

You are soft.

Vodka on the rocks......mmmmmmm

Smirnoff-Red

1st glass gone time to refill.

I dont know what to drink tonite, E&J Brandy and Coke, Shots of Yukon Jack, Or Rum and coke.....

You know you want Yukon

Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
You are soft.

perhaps...but I like to think I have gained wisdom from previous encounters with the Vodka *****...

Now BUndaberg Rum is a different story

Rum and tequilla and whisky should not be in the same class as vodka

Originally posted by Bzob
Rum and tequilla and whisky should not be in the same class as vodka

Bzob I have newfound respect for you.

Only wannabe pirates and Grizzly Adams drink rum.

No alcohol for me this weekend. I got pretty wasted last Friday.

Dad and me after a few rums at the last family get together...

http://www.jungleintrigue.com/jungle/jul0602.jpg

Originally posted by Bzob
You know you want Yukon

You are right, but its like $17.00 a fifth, where I can get a Gallon of E&J for $12.......

Looks like my neighbors.

Yes...I grew up next to you Bella

Me and my family on a wodka bender:
http://www.funet.fi/pub/culture/russian/html_pages/images/cossack.jpg

There are some fine moustaches in your family...but nothing like the virile facial forest of mine and my Pappys

mustaches are gay...so if you got one...cut it off

Vodka smells and tastes like rubbing alcohol, I would rather have some good whiskey or schnapps.....

Originally posted by Bzob
mustaches are gay...so if you got one...cut it off

I have a Dale Earnhardt mustache and I am a sexy mutha ****a

I hate that i just called curly gay

Anyone ever go to those "ompapa" type german restaurants?

They had this place over here where the Schnapps girl would make you wait till she counted to 4 in german before you were allowed to drink your shooter.

We were so ripped one night that would couldn't follow what she was saying and we made her start over counting about ten times in a row cuz none of us could get the numbers straight.

Was pretty funny at the time.

I farted at Applebee's once, does that count?

HAHAHAHAHAHA .....................................no

Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Anyone ever go to those "ompapa" type german restaurants?

They had this place over here where the Schnapps girl would make you wait till she counted to 4 in german before you were allowed to drink your shooter.

We were so ripped one night that would couldn't follow what she was saying and we made her start over counting about ten times in a row cuz none of us could get the numbers straight.

Was pretty funny at the time.

There is a town in the hills here which is basically a mini German town...many lusty bar wenches do a similar thing...I have made an ass out of myself in there many a time in my youth

Originally posted by seldomTap
There is a town in the hills here which is basically a mini German town...many lusty bar wenches do a similar thing...I have made an ass out of myself in there many a time in my youth

I'm going to one of those places tomorrow night for a bud's birthday party.

I should have an embarassing story for you come Sunday.
:devil

Excellent...always good to hear embarrassing tales of drunken debauchery from across the globe!

ok first off, homer would NEVER praise vodka.

2nd, vodka=rubbing alcohol and is meant for mixing with fruit juices to get bimbos trashed.

3rd, bzob needs to toss that **** down the sink and go pour himself some good ol fashion bourbon on the rocks. real men like wyatt earp, jim morrison, and jack torrance drink bourbon.

Originally posted by Purity
ok first off, homer would NEVER praise vodka.

2nd, vodka=rubbing alcohol and is meant for mixing with fruit juices to get bimbos trashed.

3rd, bzob needs to toss that **** down the sink and go pour himself some good ol fashion bourbon on the rocks. real men like wyatt earp, jim morrison, and jack torrance drink bourbon.

and Investment Bankers

Real men drink methylated spirits

Originally posted by Curly Howard
and Investment Bankers

AMEN :cool:

Crown Royal Whiskey is the best **** on the market.

Tenn. moonshine=real man

That's mad hectic yo.

Kaps. :) Schnapps. :)

Bella, how much does it take for you to get that drunken feeling? Being as small as you are, surely you would be a pretty cheap drunk?! ;)

I'm not small!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, let me rephrase...

Being a 4'10 female of petite frame...does it take much for you to get inebriated?

Is that better??

I'm going to measure myself right now, smartass.

I am usually feeling a good buzz after about two average sized plastic cups (which I think is about 16 ounces) full. I'm a big fan of peach schnapps (90 proof) and orange juice myself. It honestly doesn't take much...

4'10!?!?!?! Wow, I want you.

Originally posted by Purity
ok first off, homer would NEVER praise vodka.

2nd, vodka=rubbing alcohol and is meant for mixing with fruit juices to get bimbos trashed.

3rd, bzob needs to toss that **** down the sink and go pour himself some good ol fashion bourbon on the rocks. real men like wyatt earp, jim morrison, and jack torrance drink bourbon.

Yes he did. In an episode where Lisa protends to be a college student, he is drunk and dancing around. In the middle of it he starts to sing


"I drink the vodka drink, I drink the wiskey drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!"

Originally posted by Bella
I'm going to measure myself right now, smartass.

I am usually feeling a good buzz after about two average sized plastic cups (which I think is about 16 ounches) full. I'm a big fan of peach schnapps (90 proof) and orange juice myself. It honestly doesn't take much...

I've gotta see you drunk at least once in my life.

Dream on.

I wasn't trying to be a smart ass Bella...it is just that my girlfriend is about 5'7" and can drink like a fish. I am looking for a cheaper option and perhaps a smaller girl would do the job!

vodka and cranbery = cosmo = what bob's drinkin

Originally posted by Bella
Dream on.

I will. I promise that

I want to have sex with a midget.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I wasn't trying to be a smart ass Bella...it is just that my girlfriend is about 5'7" and can drink like a fish. I am looking for a cheaper option and perhaps a smaller girl would do the job!

Okay, I take it back. You're not a smartass. I'm 5'2". Not a millimeter more.
Anymore than two cups and I'm fairly wasted. :crazy:

Thanks...I could have sworn someone said you are 4'10"!!

2 cups...sounds like a plan. I need to save some cash, and by getting a girl with a low alcohol tolerance, I could save a fair sum over time

I once upon a time said I was 4'11 for ****s and giggles. Maybe you're referring to that...
However, 5'2 is not a whole lot bigger. I'm smooth like that.

Yes...you are as Ensanity would put it

Playa smooth

Recognize.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....recognize!

Originally posted by Bella
Recognize.

LinseyBrooke: I just typed "Recozine instead of Recognize"
LinseyBrooke: Recogzine too

Looks like you have started in on that two glasses eh Linsey?

Go to hell.

Originally posted by Bella
Go to hell.

:devil

You love me, admit it

Fairy.

You can cut the sexual tension in here with a knife!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHA

Seldom....
No, I'm not even going there.

Smart girl!

Originally posted by Bella
Seldom....
No, I'm not even going there.


Grrrrrrrrrr........

come to me woman

I don't drop my panties for just anyone.

Good to see a true lady posting here bella. You stick to your guns girl

Originally posted by Bella
I don't drop my panties for just anyone.

Who said anything about dropped your panties?

I'd settle for a blowjob

Creed = All Class!

Originally posted by seldomTap
Creed = All Class!

Chivalry is lost in todays world

Indeed it is a dying trait...gone are the days of laying down ones coat so a lady won't have to step in a puddle

With women like Linsey, its no wonder

She needs help with puddles thoug...she may drown in one

nah, she can sail accross on an empty chocolate bar wrapper

As long as she can hold up a feather to catch the breeze

Where is magic when you need him? I want a picture of that

I think you may be mistaken me for Adam.

Originally posted by Creed
Where is magic when you need him? I want a picture of that

erm...I don't know what pic to post...I'll just do this one:

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/erect.jpg

That girl is pretty!

Originally posted by seldomTap
That girl is pretty!

what does it symbolize...grasshopper?

Huh?