Finally got to meet SeldomTap and Magic Man. We also got to meet the founder of the Arjukanpo Karate system. Oh man... got lots of stories to tell. We will post them soonish... the next few days are hectic but we promise to post our stories soon.

Just some quick notes, SeldomTap is built like a Sherman Tank and Magic Man, despite his lean size is deceptively strong. They're just as funny IRL as they are on this board. Even funnier however, was watching Magic kick a bag with his mad TKD skills....

- The Jake

sounds good man....... when you comming down to holland? :)

Or Detroit, Christ i can even meet box banger......I like pictures

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
sounds good man....... when you comming down to holland? :)

Not for awhile at this rate. Flying between US & AU will be the priority for awhile mate....

- The Jake

I want to go to Australia but the only way I'll get to see it is if they give frequent poster miles on here.

Originally posted by The Jake
Not for awhile at this rate. Flying between US & AU will be the priority for awhile mate....

- The Jake

I can understand.. It's not problem..... I just intend to keep the promise that one day we'll meet up... It just depends on whether you come to holland first or I go to the states but we will meet! :)

rtbrouwer by armbar

nah, he's to big and strong to armbar him..... My best chance is to KO him :) J/K.....I think he will make me tap! but then again..... he has 60lbs on me and benches twice my bodyweight so it's not a shame

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I want to go to Australia but the only way I'll get to see it is if they give frequent poster miles on here.

I believe there is something in the works about implementing such a system with a major international airline (Air Siberia or something like that)...expect to see me soon Curly

And it was great to meet you guys finally. You are right...Magic has MAD TKD skills

Did we say Magic had mad TKD skills?

Day one with these two clowns - Magic & Seldom gave us the tour of Glenelg, a sleepy little seaside down about 30min drive from Adelaide. We witnessed first hand the awesomeness of Magic Mountain - a tourist paradise on earth if I've ever seen one. The hub of all activity in this town.

We talked about a lot of things - Shootoking & his picture, Tanner, Ghost, the LA crew, how gay Sherdog has become these days, etc. We all had a good laugh too. We talked about our plans, whats happening, we also talked about what they're up to and what their planning.

Magic didn't talk too much about what his plans were for the future, apart from bludging at uni, but I suspect it involves enhancing his otherwise formidable TKD skills and the UFC....

Seldom is focusing on his rugby and let me tell you, I'd hate to collide into that wall.... ****ing tough bastard. Sad part is he weighs less than I do and stands taller than I do atm - he's cut weight and I've gained it... focker! :)

The next day I trained at the gym with these two. Magic, for a guy his size, no joke, is strong. He looks about as lean as Tanner but much shorter but don't underestimate him... musclewise, he's dense. I watched him do his back work out and he threw around a fair amount of weight. He was in the gym for two hours!

I was just glad I could keep pace with Seldom myself. This bastard was whinging he could only bench 300 as opposed to his usual 400+ because of his rugby training and running, night shift and lack of proper diet at present. I've been eating like a horse and lifting and we like, lift the same weight. ****, I shudder to see him lift on a STRONG day. Christ!

I gotta bail but Magic, if you read this - two hours of lifting weights is just wrong. Cut it back, you're overtraining.

- The Jake

Magic = MAD TKD skills.

Magic is destined to be at uni till his mid 30's...he makes enough money by doing his TKD demos that he can just study and cash not be a problem.

BTW folks...Jake is no small ****er either...strong guy and once his gets back to training more often, he will be a monster.

Jake and Arju weer so impressed by Glenelg that they made me take them to a real estate agent to get an idea of house prices in this idyllic paradise that is Adelaide!!

I love this post...I wish i could meet some of you ****ers and kick it.......

TKD = cool as hell. Kicking is awsome. My legs would **** someone up....but i do not know how to use them

Come on down Bzob I'll work with ya he he he he

What City and State are you in Curly. It would be my pleasure

no way the last time I put my address on the internet a 300 lbs dude dressed in drag showed up at my house

Sorry bout that Curly...but I thought you wanted me to come over

We can come over together,.....you can pick me up so i do not have to drive

Anthony Mundeen was on the same train as us on the way back to Melbourne too.... NFI what he's doing in Melbourne, let alone Adelaide but it was definately him.

- The Jake

lol when I take my wife up to visit her people we'll have to hook up

Originally posted by The Jake
Anthony Mundeen was on the same train as us on the way back to Melbourne too.... NFI what he's doing in Melbourne, let alone Adelaide but it was definately him.

- The Jake

No idea what he would have been doing over here...apart from visiting some family in the parklands!

Saw nothing about him being here at all, where as normally it would be publicised somewhat...strange days

Originally posted by The Jake
Anthony Mundeen was on the same train as us on the way back to Melbourne too.... NFI what he's doing in Melbourne, let alone Adelaide but it was definately him.

- The Jake

Stop trying to hijack this hijacked thread

Dammit!

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LOL....

I'm pretty damn sure it was Mundeen.... but nobody really gives a toss about that dip**** of an Aussie eh?

- The Jake

He does...and my missus thinks he is allright...but she is a ****en cretin

LOL... if she likes Mundeen, yep she is.

Is she a Carey fan by any chance?

- The Jake

Originally posted by seldomTap
He does...and my missus thinks he is allright...but she is a ****en cretin

Here we go again. Seldom your medication is wearing off.

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She hates Wayne Carey with a passion...one of her friends use to bang him every now and then apparently, so I found out yesterday when I asked her why she hates him so much and she thinks he is an arrogant cunt.

Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Here we go again. Seldom your medication is wearing off.

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*deep breaths* am ok now..thanks for reminder

Originally posted by seldomTap
She hates Wayne Carey with a passion...one of her friends use to bang him every now and then apparently, so I found out yesterday when I asked her why she hates him so much and she thinks he is an arrogant cunt.

Was this before or after the guy was married? I told you he wasn't the poster boy for faithfulness.

- The Jake

A couple of years before I think. She hasn't seen this friend of hers for a while...pity as she is a hottie.

I say bollocks mate. :)

Sounds suss.

But your missus is right on one thing - Carey is an arrogant cunt.

- The Jake

Hmmm...I won't tell her you thought she was right...I am trying to convince her that she is always wrong...she doesn't need the ego inflation

Ok - punch her in the mouth then and tell her to make you some kebabs.

- The Jake

I am still getting mileage out of that you know!

I made a stir fry on thursday night which I was going to eat after Rugby at about 8.30ish...as I was leaving I said "Don't eat all the food this time...like the kebabs!" She feels real bad...my psychological terrorism of her continues

That's it mate.

No mercy on that kebab stealing *****. Give her a complex.

- The Jake

Oh I shall...I will send her a text message at home soon and bring it up again...just to make a point

hehe, Jarrod and Shara were great to have around :)

Just one thing, if you ever think of robbing a girl, better think twice.

Shara looks like this innocent angel type, and then she reveals she usually walks around with no less than 4 knives, and a automatic ****ed shoe (like in Cyborg with van dammer where the ****e comes out from the toe, so an already deadly TKD front snap kick could not only kill you internally, it could make you bleed too).

- m

PS. I told you guys my TKD were pretty damn good. Infact, when we were at magic's mountain (which I pwn by the way) - I fought off three would be muggers so quickly that no one even knew that they were almost mugged. I used a patented spinning backside kick and these jokers were gone.

Yes...magic and his mad TKD skills were our saviour...he pwns all!

why do you like mark hunt?

pwns!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
pwns!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

- The Jake

Quality post! :crazy2:

cause his gloves are bigger than his chest in the pic...

I like the way he fights, kinda like drunken bar room brawling, only sober

yeah his technique desires a lot to be leaves. Wait...reverse that.

It has worked well for him though over the time. A guy that hits that hard can afford to do it

yeah, I saw a short clip where he gow pwned by Crocop tho I think. A beautifully chambered roundhouse to the noggin. Ouch.

For sure, a kickboxer with a good chin and technique that hits hard will give anyone trouble...especially a swinger like Hunt...but he has style

Originally posted by seldomTap
No idea what he would have been doing over here...apart from visiting some family in the parklands!

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Sorry to offend your sensibilities...but as you know I am far from racist!

yes your right.

Of course I am right

where is austranada? and who lives on your make belive island?

Austranada is a utopia for Australians and canadians to plan our eventual world domination.

G-Man and Hockeyfigher are my neighbours. Jake is also a silent member at this stage...he will be bought in further for war talks.

Would you like to join

**** austranda! canadians and aussies eat dick allll muth****in day cuzin

You are jealous it is Austranadaexico

then i OWN it.

i own the "exico" part of it atleast. right?

Yes...you are owner and Mayor of 'Exico"

correct sir. tell your people. thank you. good day, sir.

Consider mine told...

Good day to you

:) YAY!

I don't want to be a part of a country where there are dole bludging *******s in my country! **** we've already got the boongs! :)

- The Jake

LMAO @ Jake and his racism!!

Welfare will be an issue yet thought of it would appear...we only want gainfully employed and self sufficient people in our Utopia

We can always conscript the unemployed to the Army of Austranada....

They can join the ranks of the elderly and the chimps, armed with crowbars and plastic icecream tubs for helmets. Or the Airborne legion with the buckets of ****?

- The Jake

Good plan...you can me Minister for Defence/Employment/and Training...

We need a man with vision in the cabinet. So far G-Man is concerned with beer and **** and Hockeyfighter is useless since he got a chickadee...

How come I've never been invited.

Being Canadian makes you an instant member Luke...welcome. Your new passport will be issued soon....along with your cushy parliament job

Damn.......another country that will kick our ass in the winter olymipcs

I'd like to resume my title of Evil Dictator... since I was the one that developed the fiendish plan for world domination to begin with.

Failing that, head of the Department of World Domination (I mean Department of Defence) will be fine.

- The Jake

I don't know about this Austranada thing. I think it might be better to be known as Canastralia. Gives it a Latin American feel. Austranada, and I'm expecting Austrians to come out of the walls.

Austrians make good pastries and have some fine looking girls that speak little English. they are ok in my book!

I would like to work under gman as his assistant minister of ****, speciallizing in the area of internet ****.

I am German

Originally posted by The Jake
**** we've already got the boongs! :)

- The Jake

whats a boong?

I think you would be a valuable contributor to that port folio Luke

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I am German

Harben sie et fas gergen ein kopf smersen?

Originally posted by Blake
whats a boong?

Australian aboriginal...

oh my god... thats so ****ty what jake said.

boongs... what a horrile name

Still Dre, all fo show

Originally posted by seldomTap
Harben sie et fas gergen ein kopf smersen?

let me rephrase that...my ancestors are German

Yeah...it is said they are called Boongs cause that is the sound they make when you hit them in your car.

It isn't a great thing to say...but Jake means nothing by it...believe me, he is far from racist.

I just asked if you had any cough medicine Curly..that is all the German I know!

Originally posted by seldomTap
I just asked if you had any cough medicine Curly..that is all the German I know!

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I'm not racist.

I just hate black cunts.

- The Jake

Glad you liked it Curly!

Jake..priceless!

JK. I hope you can all tell my brand of humor. Really.

- The Jake

jake... me too!

Oh god, not this world domination **** again.

I'll just bring the ice cream and iced lemon tea.

That is your portfolio Magic...party snacks

hey hey, just call me Fredo Corleone:

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You have been watching The Godfather way too often of late my friend