View Full Version : **** Gail Porter!


TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 07:11 PM
The sympathy seeking slaphead!

Go buy a wig, yer slag!

azza
05-25-2007, 07:12 PM
noddy

























noddy


























in his red and yellow car






















na na na na

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 07:15 PM
azza yer shag monkey, was there any cunting point to that post, or are you turning into a spamming speck of shit dust?

azza
05-25-2007, 07:15 PM
im pissed




now bend over you shit cunt **** piss bucket

paul750
05-25-2007, 07:17 PM
She's too nice to attack Hoff. You sadist, lol.

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 07:17 PM
im pissed




now bend over you shit cunt **** piss bucket

Fair enough azza, let your twizzle stick loose. I'm ready when you are son :moon:

azza
05-25-2007, 07:20 PM
as part of tge united states panda appreciation situation i demand green karma from whoever enter this thread

azza
05-25-2007, 07:21 PM
appreciation situation

it rhymes hehe

azza
05-25-2007, 07:21 PM
i heart anorak !!

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 07:24 PM
Me, laddie and Frank Gallagher are proud of yer azza.

OASIS_LAD
05-25-2007, 07:29 PM
Nice tits but a pain in the arse.

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 07:32 PM
Nice tits but a pain in the arse.

****ing Annie has more hair than that attention seeking tears machine. I'd slap her with Exige's cock if i ever saw her in the street.

OASIS_LAD
05-25-2007, 07:35 PM
****ing Annie has more hair than that attention seeking tears machine. I'd slap her with Exige's cock if i ever saw her in the street.

Would you accept a titty ride from her, then spray her bonce with some David Seaman ?

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 07:42 PM
Would you accept a titty ride from her, then spray her bonce with some David Seaman ?

You might as well ask me if I'd shag one of these fellas:

http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/conehead.jpg

...and the answer is cunting NO. I'd rather shag a dying antelope.

Southpaw Stinger
05-25-2007, 07:54 PM
Hoff, you never fail to bring my beer covered lips to a smile.

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 08:03 PM
Hoff, you never fail to bring my beer covered lips to a smile.

You please me also my darling :luvbed:

paul750
05-25-2007, 08:10 PM
Is she annoying now? Maybe I've not seen enough of her recently. I may well have jumped the gun.

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 08:14 PM
Is she annoying now? Maybe I've not seen enough of her recently. I may well have jumped the gun.

It's an act paul. "Feel sorry for me, I've got no hair" :puppy_dog

**** that, do you see Annie or Welter asking for sympathy cause of their lack of hair. No, cause they have a bit of cunting class and wont beg for attention and act all innocent and cute and shit.

I bet she shaves her bonce :nonono:

paul750
05-25-2007, 08:18 PM
It's an act paul. "Feel sorry for me, I've got no hair" :puppy_dog

**** that, do you see Annie or Welter asking for sympathy cause of their lack of hair. No, cause they have a bit of cunting class and wont beg for attention and act all innocent and cute and shit.

I bet she shaves her bonce :nonono:

Maybe it's some sort of message from someone with power saying these ''career women can have their cake and eat it.''


I joke of course.

Duggie
05-25-2007, 08:21 PM
That Baud wee coo has bin getting on ma hairy tits since her ****ing heed went baud. Silly bitch brings shame to scottish lassies

OASIS_LAD
05-25-2007, 08:23 PM
That Baud wee coo has bin getting on ma hairy tits since her ****ing heed went baud. Silly bitch brings shame to scottish lassies

How are you mate ? i haven't seen you since the family reunion last year.

TheHoff!
05-25-2007, 08:25 PM
That Baud wee coo has bin getting on ma hairy tits since her ****ing heed went baud. Silly bitch brings shame to scottish lassies

That she cunting does my friend. I think someone should give the wee slag a Glasgow kiss.

MickyHatton
05-26-2007, 10:04 AM
It's an act paul. "Feel sorry for me, I've got no hair" :puppy_dog

**** that, do you see Annie or Welter asking for sympathy cause of their lack of hair. No, cause they have a bit of cunting class and wont beg for attention and act all innocent and cute and shit.

I bet she shaves her bonce :nonono:

Its well documented that a few years ago after having a few sherbets with Davina McCall and Paul 'Lilly Savage' O'Grady she went for her weekly Brazilian in Battersea's Shea Salon (opposite the dogs home actually)
After settling down for a good old south of the border Matt Lucas she thought that she would be the 'big I am' in front of Davina and Lilly and told the Thai Beautician to take it all off!!!

When she awoke Lilly and Davina were pissing themselves laughing, in her horror Gail ran out of the Salon into a pack of paparazzi, flustered and in a panic she told them she had alopecia.

Since then she has ridden the crest of the balding wave and never looked back.

****in disgrace if you ask me!

TheHoff!
05-26-2007, 04:10 PM
Its well documented that a few years ago after having a few sherbets with Davina McCall and Paul 'Lilly Savage' O'Grady she went for her weekly Brazilian in Battersea's Shea Salon (opposite the dogs home actually)
After settling down for a good old south of the border Matt Lucas she thought that she would be the 'big I am' in front of Davina and Lilly and told the Thai Beautician to take it all off!!!

When she awoke Lilly and Davina were pissing themselves laughing, in her horror Gail ran out of the Salon into a pack of paparazzi, flustered and in a panic she told them she had alopecia.

Since then she has ridden the crest of the balding wave and never looked back.

****in disgrace if you ask me!

Too right it's a cunting disgrace Micky. That slaphead has been conning us all along :nonono:

Jimmy The Gent
05-26-2007, 05:17 PM
I think Duggies style of thinking, Baldy cow should change her nationality