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zioxoiz
02-20-2003, 12:47 PM
What if Curly Howard wasn't in fact Curly, or Howard!?

Mr. Beelzebub
02-20-2003, 12:48 PM
What if you weren't really ghey?

Purity
02-20-2003, 12:51 PM
what if bux had a good avatar?

The Ensanity
02-20-2003, 12:53 PM
Howard the Duck?

Tanner Rhoden
02-20-2003, 12:53 PM
What if Adam could ride Space Mountain at Disneyland?

Bzob
02-20-2003, 12:55 PM
LMAO @ Tanner...Best post of the day

Mr. Beelzebub
02-20-2003, 12:55 PM
What if I'd say HI to Tanner?

Tanner Rhoden
02-20-2003, 12:56 PM
What if Sherdog could actually see his penis?

GhosT^x0
02-20-2003, 01:00 PM
What if Dogg couldn't do backflips under his bed?

GhosT^x0
02-20-2003, 01:01 PM
What if Dogg wasn';t short enough to use the mail slot in his door as a peephole?

Tanner Rhoden
02-20-2003, 01:02 PM
What if Adam didn't always get mauled by Gummy Bears?

GhosT^x0
02-20-2003, 01:03 PM
What if Adam couldn't sit on the curb and swing his feet?

DOGGx0
02-20-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
What if Sherdog could actually see his penis?

BEST POST EVER!!!!

Bella
02-20-2003, 02:11 PM
This just brightened my day a bit.

Bzob
02-20-2003, 02:29 PM
What if Bella killed Waylander:cuss:

realkaps
02-20-2003, 02:31 PM
What if Bella was Waylander?

Tanner Rhoden
02-20-2003, 02:32 PM
What if I really am Dave Hojak?

Allison
02-20-2003, 02:33 PM
Then its true about Hojak having a small penis.

Tanner Rhoden
02-20-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Then its true about Hojak having a small penis.


What if................****.................OWNED

Bzob
02-20-2003, 02:36 PM
HA HA

Purity
02-20-2003, 02:44 PM
what if i didn't have extreme passionate desires to beat all of my co-workers with heavy, blunt, metallic, stick-shaped objects until tiny skull fragments mix into brain/blood soup creating a chunky paste-like substance that i could happily smear "TONY HAS HAD ENOUGH" into the walls

Allison
02-20-2003, 02:45 PM
He's so cute when he's like that...

Purity
02-20-2003, 02:53 PM
i like being cute.

so what if i took the remainders of the semi lifeless bodies and tied them all up into one giant bundle, then tie the other end to the back of my truck and paint on the back of my window
LIFE'S SO ****TY BUT AINT IT ****IN GREAT!!!
while driving and dragging 90 miles an hour down the freeway, passing by people on the road and pointing to them saying "you're next muther****er" with drool flying out of my mouth, then cutting them off making extreme swerving motions to allow the "corpse sway effect" for the entertainment of my fellow commuters who probably deserve a death in much more extreme manner anywayz.

Tanner Rhoden
02-20-2003, 02:55 PM
What if Tony listened to happy music by Peter, Paul and Mary?

Purity
02-20-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
What if Tony listened to happy music by Peter, Paul and Mary?

then my above 2 fantasies would quickly come true