Okay say you have sex for a long ass time.. make the girl cumm an uncountable ammount of times.. then u take a rest for her, and she falls asleep. But then you sit there and watch her passed out from physical exhustion, and cumming too much.. and you're still in the mood. Question: Do you go at it with her as she's asleep and finish yourself off again? Or do you just fight your urges?

Check the oil

finish yourself off again but she gets the wet spot

lay down a tarp and fire up the chain saw

jack off. banging in her sleep is gross. ut thats jsut my opnmino.

Bang

Pretend she is dead from all the ghb youslipped her and put it in her butt

in da butt!

This actually happened last night. But what I did was I put two nipple clamps on either side of her nipples.. then put one in the middle. The two on the outside help make the nipple more sensetive before you put the middle one on. (she also has nipple rings so thats even more sensative). She started to wake up a lil bit after that.. then i handcuffed her hands above her head, then took a lighter near her pinched nipples which woke her up to her delight. That woke her up and we went at it again... but I was just wonderin what u guys do in that situation.

When she is sleep, put it in her mouth.

Good idea Ensanity.

sneak out of bed and post on global

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

sneak out of bed and post on global

hehe.. see this was in the back of my moms SUV in a secluded beach parkinglot. Couldn't sneak anywhere.

I'm sure she'd be delightfully surprised it if she were to wake up to a pearl necklace! Try not to get it in her eyes though, or she may complain about "stinging" or the goo could dry her eyes shut if not washed off.

or the goo could dry her eyes shut if not washed off.

THAT would be ****ing hilarious!!! LOL!!

YEah! Jerk off and shoot her in the eyes!

In da butt, then in da mouth. She'll never know. shhhhh

Originally posted by Bzob
sneak out of bed and post on global


This is the only funny thing bzob has ever said.

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Yeah, umm Vulgar, you might want to consider talking to someone about those psychotic episodes. That or you need to up the dosage of your medication.

I would kill sooo many people if I was absolutely sure I could get away with it. Attract a lady, have sex with her.. then kill her knowing u were the last to ever have a piece of her. Make an enemy, let him step up, get him alone, and kill him. Problems with parents? Just kill them. Relatives, friends, anyone that crossed your path.. kill them.. but reality is that u cant get away with it now adays. Damnit to this evolution of the human race and our technology!!!

75% of homicides are solved, I read this in the most recent issue of Playboy. It was an article about the DC Snipers. Only about half of sniper murders are solved. So, if you really want to kill someone, get a high powered rifle and snipe their ass.

I'd rather do it with my hands.

I have no urge to kill chicks, I just want to **** them. That seems to be a minority opinion in here. Your mamas either held you too long or not long enough.

I would be the next zodiac killer (meaning not getting caught) with a flair.

I'd be the ****!

Well, make sure and let us know how your first murder goes.

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