preferably at work.
preferably via dull knife across my throat.
preferably in front of as many people as possible and please take pics to send to all of my loved ones.
i won't stuggle but i would prefer to be bludgened in the utmost horrendous form possible.
please give me time to sell my soul prior because i would like to spend eternity in hell.

pm me for directions.
thank you.

I'm getting into my car now.

Originally posted by Purity
preferably at work.
preferably via dull knife across my throat.
preferably in front of as many people as possible and please take pics to send to all of my loved ones.
i won't stuggle but i would prefer to be bludgened in the utmost horrendous form possible.
please give me time to sell my soul prior because i would like to spend eternity in hell.

pm me for directions.
thank you.

Are you having a rough day?

Dude I live so close to you. I'm willing to come over there and do whatever you like. (=

thanx matt. i knew i could count on you.

I live kinda far but dont trip ill be there to kill u....... lol

yet still no pm's for directions

God damnit *****..i know where u live!!! Just give me a date and time. Maybe I could take care of you the next time everyone from global gets together, so they could all watch in exstacy.

saaaaayyyyyyyy.....
now that aint a bad idea.

tee hee hee

:devil

Do your own dirty work.

Oh god, please let me do it..I have the most creative plan involving you, some weights, rope, and dull toothed piranhas.

Nothing would please me more.

I'll do it for a dollar

I'll do it for free. I'll get paid with your mones and screams underneath me as I beat you over.. and over.. and over again!!! But nicely, cuz I'm a nice guy.

look *******s. i made it pretty simple. no self infliction, no pirahnas, no beatings, no kindness.

a knife, my neck, and pics. it aint that hard

can i gut u?

I just oiled and sharpened my blade for you. Your clean and perfect flesh is mine to tear. I'd like to slice your kneck open just a lil bit in the front.. then stick my hands in there and pull and rip it all the way around your head. Then after I slice some of the meat off of your freshly opened kneck.. i could get u in something similar to a triangle choke and pull that ****ing head right off of your body.

yes chris but only if i'm still alive. as a matter of fact, that is a great idea because i would like something colorful to see as my last image

Before I rip off your head I could stick my dick down your throat from your opened up kneck as your head hangs to the side still alive.

thats great i can cut open ur stomach and watch ur intestines spill out
great

Damnit ***** you can't top my twisted ****ing ideas!!!! I would please him more than you would in the pleasures of torchure!!!

matt i like your methods but i asked for a DULL ****ING KNIFE. a sharp one is just gonna be more painless.

look, i'm going to the weakman's hut (a.k.a.- the brewery) to go contemplate horrendous images. i expect to see some better **** when i return.

*******s.

matt i dont doubt that at all

Times like this I miss living in Cali.

tanner i would suggest that you put in a written request to my torturers to mail you a limb once it's done. you are more than welcome to knaw away

I think you mean "gnaw" you weak bastard.

matt i like your methods but i asked for a DULL ****ING KNIFE. a sharp one is just gonna be more painless.

Dude, what are u smoking?!? Think of white, pure, soft babies flesh. Let's say we slide a dull knife over that skin. It's goin to get caught, it's going to take longer to rip and slice open as each notch in the knife will slow down the cutting on the babies flesh. Now think of a nice oiled sharp knife. It's going to glide over the silky skin with no problem, using little force it will open the baby right up. The duller the knife is, the more power and force I haveto put behind it in order to cut cleanly. Whereas the sharp will slice easier, nicer, and cleaner.

If you are looking for minimal pain with a knife, I would deffinitely suggest the sharp knife over the dull one.

Originally posted by Allison
I think you mean "gnaw" you weak bastard.

shut it

I know who isnt originating my loan, genius.

Originally posted by Allison
I know who isnt originating my loan, genius.

oh you mean i can't generate a $15,000 florida shack???
cmon PLEEAAASE!!!!!
i could use the extra $30 commission to finance my brewery trip.

30$ would get you alot of beers if you had a 25 cent beer night. Too bad your loser town doesn't, though.

hahaha, she said loser.

too bad you guys don't have russ the bartender that hooks you up w/ free beer at the brwerey. so go dig in the couch and see if you can find some quarters stumbly girl.

I bet you dont even have 25 cent oyster night. And the hook up with Old Rusty will only last so long before he hates your guts,too.

aint gonna happen. i told him that one day i would get him your autograph and now he's all amped on hookin it up.

and oysters SUCK

Matt, you're a sick ****.

I can't believe it took you this long to realise that.

just gotta sit myself dowwwn
and contemplate

have a nice cold beeeeeer
and drink myself awayyyyy

celebrate to nothin!!
and i feel A-OK

we celebrate to nothiiiiinnnn....and we feel...

A

OH

KAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we'll never have
Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we don't have

**** IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

The rungs torn from the ladder can't reach the tumour
One god, one market, one truth, one consumer

Killing in the name of!
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Huh!
Killing in the name of!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

**** you, I won't do what you tell me!
Mother****er!
Uggh

Originally posted by Curly Howard
**** you, I won't do what you tell me!
Mother****er!
Uggh

not enough rage in this one dude. here, lemme try...

**** you, I won't do what you tell me!
**** you, I won't do what you tell me!
**** you, I won't do what you tell me!
**** you, I won't do what you tell me!
mutha****A!!!!!

UGGH!!!!

Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
and it goes something like this.

**** tha police,
Comin straight from the underground.
Young ni*** got it bad cuz I'm brown,
And not the other color so police think,
They have the authority to kill a minority.

So called facts are fraud
They want us to allege and pledge
And bow down to their God
Lost the culture, the culture lost
Spun our minds and through time
Ignorance has taken over
Yo, we gotta take the power back!
Bam! Here's the plan
Mother**** Uncle Sam
Step back, I know who I am
Raise up your ear, I'll drop the style and clear
It's the beats and the lyrics they fear
The rage is relentless




**** EVERY ****IN LIAR EVERY ****IN WEAK ***** MOTHER ****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG I HATE ****ING
EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SAID THEY WANTED TO TRAIN WITH ME
DIE MOTHER ****ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once curly starts, there aint no stoppin.

ROLL muther****er ROLL muther****er ROLL!!!!

Add another bullet,
The third round begins.
Soon as the spinning stops,
Oh no, the game starts in.
Please, no I.O.U.'s,
No markers for death.
Does anybody play? Anybody,
Somebody, anybody play.

You, you, next victim, you next to die.

I'm sorry I just snaped.......I'm back now.....thank you for your support.

we're all here for you brother

dont come back keep on going
unleash the fury......