It's true... can't help it.

I was thinking about it the other night and I realized that a vast majority of my girlfriends have been blonde. As a matter of fact, all of them have been blonde except one, and that one was in high school, and we didn't make the sex at each other.

The only women I've ever made the sex at were blonde.

I've always wondered if there's a difference between girls based on their hair color. It's not like I think blondes in general are more attractive than brunettes in general, yet I always seem to find myself attracted to blondes. Maybe it's cuz of the girls I dated / didn't date / knew in high school... I kinda have a perception of women based on that whole experience that still lingers... the only brunette I dated smelled funny, I never got to date a redhead because the two redheads I liked were teases & were kinda "flighty" with their men, and the blondes always seemed to like me back the most so I ended up dating mostly blondes. Not sure why that is. Is it cuz they're easy?

I don't think I wanna date a hispanic chick cuz I hear they taste like Mexican food. I will probably date an asian chick one day. I still wonder what it'd be like to date a redhead, but like, a really hot redhead. Like that chick on the WB... Nikki Cox. Good god, I'd ruin that one for every other guy out there. I'd absolutely ruin Mariah Carey too.

what's wrong with mexican food?

Gives me el Gas-o.

well, unless you're jeffrey dahmer, i don't think you're planning on digesting *****

You do know I've had a legal name change, right?

dude i hope yer not implying that you're jeffrey dhamer cause not only are you dead, but you also spent the last moments of your life being assraped by multiple broomsticks.

That's a horrible way of thinking about it. We just went from eating vagina to getting assraped in a lumberyard. Weak.

I love blondes.. I'm dating one right now as a matter of fact. Can't beat the short black hair Uma-Thurman, Pulp Fiction style though. Then there's always the black long and sexy goth look. But blondes are very nice no matter what they do with their hair.

Blondes taste good. I wonder if chicks taste different when they're not blonde.

yeah true dat.
ok back to the vag.

anywayz, i think you outta explore mexican pizzas sometime in yer life. ask yer girl if she's open to a 3-some. then have her try the fine brown hottie out first. if she says it's a go then have a lil spice.

The girl that tasted the best out of all the flavors I've had would haveto be the vietnamese model. She was naturally tanned, black perfect hair, nice and tight and very clean.

Cute thread.

It's not supposed to be cute! It's serious!

Vietnamese, eh Matt? That's ****in sweet. I don't know any vietnamese girls. I know a girl from Thailand and she's a *****.

I never had ***** before so I don't understand the seriousness of this issue. Carry on, boys.

American blonde tasted the best to me so far, but I only know of blondes and brunettes.

American Blonde... I think that's the flavor I'm most fond of. I don't think I've really had any other flavor.

I wonder if any of the girls I dated were like Un-American blonde.. I think one was Polish blonde. OH OH OH, yeah, and another one was Dyed Blonde... does that count?

I love your avatar, Dave.

I never had ***** before

You should. I think my girl would be down for it if you wanted to with her. I would love to watch that, as I'm sure others might too.:noangel:

dave u pervert...lol and about the high school girlfriend not being a blonde, that girl was just not normal everyone called her skittles cause her hair was every color of the rainbow........lol bye

Dave and Skittles, lol! Dyed blond would have to be a brunette in my book. If you're white and jump in a can of black paint you're still white to me.

She isn't the one I was talking about!!!! I dated a spanish girl named Idalia, and she smelled funny. Maegan did not smell funny at all. As a matter of fact, she was yummy.

BAD DAVE!!!!!! I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW ALL THAT EWWWW hahahahaaa nasty dave

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
You should. I think my girl would be down for it if you wanted to with her. I would love to watch that, as I'm sure others might too.:noangel:



Hahahaha.... that might be just what I need after my test.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
As a matter of fact, she was yummy.
So that's the real reason why she was named skittles.

Originally posted by prime cut
Dave and Skittles, lol! Dyed blond would have to be a brunette in my book. If you're white and jump in a can of black paint you're still white to me.

The dyed blonde was originally a redhead if I remember correctly, but her hair had been dyed so many times that it was growing out to strawberry blonde.

I had a strawberry blonde one time..... holy ****, she was smokin hot. Somehow, I've made a mental connection between strawberry blondes and blondes tasting really really good... I think that this particular girl (her name was Mandi) is the reason.

I was trying to see how she was doing a few years back, and it turns out that she's a hoe. Oh well.

Blondes are ok...but if I ever get another girl, it will be anything but. My current girl of 3 years is blonde, all her friends are blonde and it is too much ****en blonde for my liking...

I am thinking something completely different. Mediterranean or Asian would be a cool change of pace

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Gives me el Gas-o.

Then don't eat 20 del Taco tacos in the one hit ****head.

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
Then don't eat 20 del Taco tacos in the one hit ****head.

- The Jake

You're outta your mind if you think you're taking my Tacos from me.

I think the title for this thread should be changed to GhosT^x0 loves Bzob

Done.

YAY

Originally posted by The Ghostfather
You're outta your mind if you think you're taking my Tacos from me.

Fine.

Be a stinky bastard. You ain't mounting me in a hurry I can assure you, ****en poo guts.

- The Jake

You west coast cats are missing out on some prime Puerto Rican chicas.

http://www.ethnicitymodels.com/images/andrea/bm%20andrea%202.jpg

she has a huge ball of belly button lint

That vietnamese ex of mine, had a body like that. God damn was she a ***** though.