I'm not a funboy as some may say, but a good boy.

I like Godfather Trilogy, MMA and stuff.

I am also a Tae Kwon Do black belt and I can fight really good - in fact, I can kick a person 8 times real fast...so fast in fact that they don't even realise they have been hit. Until, that is...I tell them.

- m

Also, Bob Sapp is quite big and he looks like a large baby.

Hey Magic!!! What a coicidence!! :D

Hi Shadow, you are friend? :)

Magi man youz a damm foo.

I have been call a damn fool before by not so friendly miniture indian people at the supermarket where I shop for barley seed and mariwana, but I have never been call a "damm foo" before by anyone.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing and if it is a good thing I thanks you and if it is a bad thing I say why you treat me with nonrespect and nonfriendly?

- m

Hi Magic...
I don't hate you but I hate your av...:fu:

Hello lather I am happy to make your acquaintance and greet you in this forum of outstanding excellence, but why you dont like Stimpy?

He is honest and hardworking and loyal.

- Magic

PS. your demon picture give me scare and I feel like poo on my pants YUCK!

LOL...Ren is better....

Magi man I call you a damm foo many timez befo. Step up sucka.

And what`s with the Japanese exchange student vocabulary and sentence construction?

Jason Leonard Obe, I have not met your acquaintence before, I think you must have confuse. I am quite new to this foruming and I am dont know of how to do stuff.

My english is not so all there but I am learning and hopefully I will learn the skill to talk properly in time. I am not from Japan, I am from Poland, to the north...near swedent :) I am happy you are so interested in my.

Magic...Magic...Magic...good to see you at this late hour...you should be tucked in bed having dreams of Franco Columbo!

You have made JasonLeonards acquaintance before...but you may know him as a different name.

Hello SeldomTap, I am happy to make your acquaintance. I am going to sleep when this big file is on my computer then I will sleep.

Yes, franco columbu is very good guy, he is fast and powerful and he broke a fridge with his leg and in my country anyone who break fridge with the leg is honoured as a good and powerful man. In Poland, we say "Psod ok leonta" which means something very profound.

- m

That shall become my personal motto...as it does indeed sound very profound

yah good, everyone should embrace some polish culture it is very profound.

I knew a Polish guy once...he was a good tennis player, which is code for 'he is gay'...his sister was a hottie thoug, so the POlish are ok in my book

yes, in poland there are a lot of what you say "HOMOSEKSUALISTA" which mean you like men and are not soo keen to mate with women.

I'm not so keen with these people, you don't know if they like your bum or not har har. but yeah, lot of homoseksualista here in poland :)

wte

Hey there Maigc man, can you turn water into wine?

hmmmm....
hello i guess

mmmm...Magic Man = Jesus Christ??...
Then...He can walk upon the waters...(With a great quantity of LSD of course)...

I will not say hello

i, for one, like magic's avatar.

Happy Happy, Joy Joy

Steeeempy
you EEEEEED-JIOT!!!!!

Hey Magic, how is that war torn country of yours?

**** hellos.

eat ****, ***.

Welcome, bro. It's good to have you here.

Magic Man, I enjoy the pleasure of your company.

I thank you for your welcomes and I am very happy, except for the one the call dogg.

Why is he ban and can still post? I am very confused I almost cannot eat dinner, but I force myself, and then I am able.

- m

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Hey Magic, how is that war torn country of yours?

oh, there is now war, I live in the forest by a small pond...so there is no war.

I'm glad that you live by a safe pond! We welcome funboys! Your going to be very popular here!

:twak: Hi Magic

Hey magic man.. i love you.

Originally posted by Purity
Steeeempy
you EEEEEED-JIOT!!!!!

don't wizz on the electric fence

Originally posted by Magic Man
I thank you for your welcomes and I am very happy, except for the one the call dogg.

Why is he ban and can still post? I am very confused I almost cannot eat dinner, but I force myself, and then I am able.

- m

because i am ****ing cool like that, pancho!

Originally posted by Dogg
because i am ****ing cool like that, pancho!
yes, you are.

Originally posted by xaidaix
yes, you are.

wow. my edit button still works. wow. YAY!




***.

so do my admin powers.

***.

posting 5 times in 2 seconds ****ing RULES! Admins RULE!!!
Nobody else can post as fast as us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u are still a ***.

fizzag

Originally posted by Dogg
posting 5 times in 2 seconds ****ing RULES! Admins RULE!!!
Nobody else can post as fast as us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slow and steady wins the race

there is a race?

I have no understandind much of foruming, but i see my topic has been Hi Jack!ed...

That's bull****. I am ruffneck hear me fart. Smell my breath and WTF is up MM?

Originally posted by ruffneck
That's bull****. I am ruffneck hear me fart. Smell my breath and WTF is up MM?

hi I am Polish (21) Tae Kwon Do exponent, nice to meet you :)

Originally posted by Magic Man
but i see my topic has been Hi Jack!ed...


Our friend, Rorion Gracie, the creator of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, presents:
==============================================

Event: The International Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Federation Open Championship

When: Saturday and Sunday - February 1-2, 2003

Where: California State University - Dominguez Hills
Main Gym - Torodome
1000 East Victoria Street
Carson, California 90747

The new simple and objective rules leaves no room for interpretation by judges and will make competing fair for everyone regardless of your background. Tournaments should be a way to prepare the individual for a real combat by encouraging submission.

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GRAND PRIZES:
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THE FIRST PLACE WINNERS OF THE LIGHT, MIDDLE, AND HEAVY WEIGHT CLASSES OF EACH BELT WILL RECEIVE AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO STAY AT GRAND MASTER HELIO GRACIE'S RANCH FOR SEVEN DAYS IN RIO DE JANEIRO-BRAZIL. BLACK BELT CASH PRIZE: US$ 5,000.00

OPEN TO ALL GRAPPLING STYLES IF YOU GOT IT, PROVE IT!

FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO: http://www.IGJJF.com

===============================================

Come and visit the Grapplers Quest booth at the IGJJF Open Championship and say hello. See you all there!

===============================================

Grapplers Quest U.S. Nationals - May 10th, 2003 - Bayonne, NJ
Grapplers Quest West 4 - November 2003 - Las Vegas, NV

Originally posted by X Dogg
Our friend, Rorion Gracie, the creator of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, presents:
==============================================

Event: The International Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Federation Open Championship

When: Saturday and Sunday - February 1-2, 2003

Where: California State University - Dominguez Hills
Main Gym - Torodome
1000 East Victoria Street
Carson, California 90747

The new simple and objective rules leaves no room for interpretation by judges and will make competing fair for everyone regardless of your background. Tournaments should be a way to prepare the individual for a real combat by encouraging submission.

=============
GRAND PRIZES:
=============
THE FIRST PLACE WINNERS OF THE LIGHT, MIDDLE, AND HEAVY WEIGHT CLASSES OF EACH BELT WILL RECEIVE AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO STAY AT GRAND MASTER HELIO GRACIE'S RANCH FOR SEVEN DAYS IN RIO DE JANEIRO-BRAZIL. BLACK BELT CASH PRIZE: US$ 5,000.00

OPEN TO ALL GRAPPLING STYLES IF YOU GOT IT, PROVE IT!

FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO: http://www.IGJJF.com

===============================================

Come and visit the Grapplers Quest booth at the IGJJF Open Championship and say hello. See you all there!

===============================================

Grapplers Quest U.S. Nationals - May 10th, 2003 - Bayonne, NJ
Grapplers Quest West 4 - November 2003 - Las Vegas, NV

...what the mother ****?

LOS ANGELES, California -"King of the Cage," the hottest brand of no-holds-barred fighting, is coming to the Santa Ana Star hotel and casino in Pueblo City, New Mexico!

"King of the Cage: Invasion" is proud to feature eleven bouts in all on a stellar fight card. Four of MMA's finest Heavyweights will battle tournament style for the most coveted prize in Mixed Martial Arts, The King of the Cage World Heavyweight Championship. KOTC World Super Heavyweight Champion Jimmy "Titan" Ambriz, and KOTC World Lightweight Champion Javier "Mr. Showtime" Vazquez put their titles on the line against two extremely
tough competitors. Also on the card... bruiser John Alessio takes on "Mr. International" Shonie Carter, Tony "The Bull" Galindo returns to the cage to fight the Razor Sharp fists of Joey Villasenor. This event promises to go off with a bang, so mark your calendars get ready for an "Invasion

Did anyone use to watch He-Man the cartoon?
Remember King Randor and Queen Merlena? I always thought the Queen was booty-licious:

Pothole Patrol: Did you spot a dangerous pothole today? FOX 2 is asking for your help in locating potholes and other problem areas. Let us know by e-mailing us at potholes@fox2ktvi.com. We'll confirm it with the Missouri Department of Transportation and hopefully get it fixed immediately

What's Cooking When Martha Stewart Meets the VeggieTales?

Otto Selles

Over the past four years Martha Stewart has carved out a place of honor in our household. At first she was but an occasional guest, arriving every month or so on the cover of the glossy Martha Stewart Living magazine. Then she became a regular member of the family, appearing from Monday to Friday on our TV. Our computer's Web browser automatically invokes marthastewart.com to appear on the screen. We have consulted "Martha Stewart" paint chips when decorating the kitchen, purchased at Kmart some "Martha Stewart" French-style bedspreads for our daughters' room, and enjoyed the results of more than a fair share of Martha's recipes.

A successful caterer, Martha has employed her entertaining skills to become the North American arbiter of what constitutes gracious living. It's true, of course, that people love to make fun of Martha. Her perfectionism and her know-it-all, do-it-all, have-it-all manner can be hard to bear and easy to mock. But after enjoying far too much of a Martha-inspired chocolate cake, I decided I could no longer hide that she has greatly enriched my life (and my waistline).

If Martha Stewart is ubiquitous in her chosen domain, so too are VeggieTales in their realm, the world of children's entertainment. Created in 1993 by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki through their company, Big Idea Productions, the VeggieTales video series uses computer-animated characters such as Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus to illustrate biblical stories and messages through silly situations and even sillier songs.[1] On paper this doesn't sound like a formula for astonishing commercial success, but in fact the distinctive VeggieTales mixture of "Sunday morning values, Saturday morning fun" has sold more than 20 million videos, sprouting into a growth industry that also includes books, CDs, Vacation Bible School materials, and a panoply of plush toys, finger puppets, ties, party supplies, and key chains.

I first heard about VeggieTales just after Martha became part of our lives. A friend of mine, also a French teacher, had told me about an animated Christian video in which peas with outrageous French accents took the role of the Philistines while a large pickle played Goliath. When I responded skeptically, my friend assured me that the video was not only Christian but, surprisingly, funny and intelligent. When my eldest daughter Anna, age three at the time, began to discover our church's video collection, we took out VeggieTales' Dave and the Giant Pickle. Both Anna and I laughed as we watched the young Dave try to tend sheep that constantly fell over, and I could not help but grin when I heard the Philistine French Peas.

In the months that followed, Anna and I continued to borrow VeggieTales videos from the church library. I realized that the creators of VeggieTales grew up immersed in the same bad television shows that I used to watch as a kid. While teaching biblical values, VeggieTales often parody such TV standards as Gilligan's Island, Batman, and Star Trek. Other episodes pay tribute to the inspired silliness of British comedy, most notably when Josh looks up at Jericho's walls and the French Peas berate him and cast slushies upon him—alluding to a classic scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Some of the VeggieTales parody literature, with references to writers such as Flaubert (by way of a materialistic Madame Blueberry) and Steinbeck (through some rather wrathful grapes). The fifteenth and most recent video in the series, Lyle, the Kindly Viking, contains parodies of Masterpiece Theatre, Hamlet ("Omlet"), and Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance. The video also features Archibald the Asparagus, a character whose British accent and uptight manners were inspired by Monty Python's John Cleese.[2] The success of the VeggieTales videos may rest on their ability to entertain parents as well as their children.

2003 Zoo Run Run
Are you as fast as a hare or as slow as a tortoise?

Find out Saturday, April 26,
at the Fort Worth Zoo's sixth annual Zoo Run Run. Get ready to RUN WILD through the Zoo as you help support the Zoo's horned lizard conservation efforts! Participants can choose between the 5K Run/Walk or 1-mile Walk.

YAY

this thread just keeps getting bettter

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HEY VERN

http://www.geocities.com/tgscoaster/pic/gnu31.jpg

No gnus is good gnus

Originally posted by Bzob
http://www.geocities.com/tgscoaster/pic/gnu31.jpg

No gnus is good gnus
LMAO I forgot all about that show

This is the most ****ed up thread I have ever seen.

- The Jake

I like Magic

I don't

You are just jealous becuse you can not figure how you Uncle pulled all those quarter out of your ears

Oh the nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its got to be better than the nightmares i have from playing "Hide the Quarter" with Tanner

I see your point.

Hello

The Australian sensation, Magic Man.

He is Australian? Australians ****in suck! To name a few:

1.) The Jake
2.) SeldomTap
and now....
3.) Majic Man

GAY! HOMOS! EAT ****!

btw, Bzob..... RED X's are ****ing cool!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work you *** moderator. Mioderators = nibbles choade!

god would someone get this guy a hooker so he will stop being so ****ing *****y

Originally posted by X Dogg
He is Australian? Australians ****in suck! To name a few:

1.) The Jake
2.) SeldomTap
and now....
3.) Majic Man

GAY! HOMOS! EAT ****!

btw, Bzob..... RED X's are ****ing cool!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work you *** moderator. Mioderators = nibbles choade!

Listen you migit ****, other people can see the pics so check yourself before rigidy wreck yourself....eat a dick....*****

Magic man's another wonda from dayown unda!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
god would someone get this guy a hooker so he will stop being so ****ing *****y

I thought he was doing Korns girlfriend?

Originally posted by Bzob
I thought he was doing Korns girlfriend?

oh yeah sloppy seconds

He must have injested so much of that dude from Korns sperm that he is absorbing the rage right from his jiz

Bzob, that last post has greatly decreased my enjoyment of this sandwich. The mayo and turkey seemed good just a second ago.

Originally posted by Bzob
He must have injested so much of that dude from Korns sperm that he is absorbing the rage right from his jiz http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/cool2.jpg

Are those keebler elves?

http://www.angelfire.com/mo/kornpage1/images/fieldy.gif



Do you like the way i taste?

hahahhahahhahahahha.

wait till i get to detroit mother****er.

Bzob, if you were a foot shorter and a 150lbs lighter, I'd kick your ass!

let me know a head of time so i can make my house hadicapable

Originally posted by Bzob
let me know a head of time so i can make my house hadicapable

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OWNED HA HA HA HA HA

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Bzob, if you were a foot shorter and a 150lbs lighter, I'd kick your ass!

Not in this life time

Does that mean your not gonna shrink?

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Does that mean your not gonna shrink?

Maybe a little in like 50 years

she's not korn's girlfriend. she's PAUL'S.
and dogg can't take her cause paul will kick the ****in **** outt've him if he tries

Well I have to admit that 6'3" 289 is a bit intimidating, so I guess I'll have to wait to get revenge in the ring on you for ruining my enjoyment of my turkey sandwich.

yeah