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Tanner Rhoden
02-18-2003, 02:06 PM
From: Mighty Quinn
Date: 18-Feb-03 01:38 PM
Member Since: 01-Jan-01
965 Total Posts


i was teachin my kids class yesterday.when a new kid comes in half way threw class to sign up..... so he joins class.twards the end i let him roll with a girl in the class......she is 16 and a blue from brazil.very good! this kid is around 230lbs.11 years old....and maybe 5 foot.well in the middle of there roll this kid POOPS on the mat!!!! i didnt know what to do??? what a crazy class!!

Kempo Chris
02-18-2003, 02:09 PM
omg
pooped on the mat
thats classic

Bluecifer
02-18-2003, 02:12 PM
Pooping on the mat is as time honored a tradition in many of the classical martial arts systems as poo flinging.

handjobs4dollars
02-18-2003, 02:14 PM
I farted when rolling yesterday.

GhosT^x0
02-18-2003, 02:18 PM
I don't wanna roll with Gman.

handjobs4dollars
02-18-2003, 02:59 PM
Hey he's lucky we were doing keylocks early and I could have been throwing the leg over when it happened.

wondermut
02-18-2003, 03:04 PM
poop

LukeDothSucketh
02-18-2003, 03:21 PM
How can you poo on the mat?

Bzob
02-18-2003, 03:35 PM
WTF...Could someone explain this to me?
How the **** do you poop on the mat

Stain
02-18-2003, 03:55 PM
I farted when the chiropractor cracked my back last week.

my chiropractor is a woman... I felt stupid.