View Full Version : Piss


Bluecifer
02-17-2003, 03:00 PM
My piss smells like a mixture of last nights Sierra Nevadas and this mornings coffee.

Abe Finzawski
02-17-2003, 03:17 PM
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Bzob
02-17-2003, 03:19 PM
I have been taking multi-Vitamins and my pee glows in the dark

handjobs4dollars
02-17-2003, 03:22 PM
My piss is dark, I think I'm losing protein.

Bluecifer
02-17-2003, 03:23 PM
As long as it's not glowing red you should be OK.

Curly Howard
02-17-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
As long as it's not glowing red you should be OK.

why?? whats wrong?? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bluecifer
02-17-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by gman
My piss is dark, I think I'm losing protein.

I'm sure that quite a few posters here would be happy to replenish your protein levels with their SPECIAL(ejaculate) protein shake.

Bluecifer
02-17-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
why?? whats wrong?? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If it's glowing red you've taken too many shots to the kidneys or you are in serious need of penicilin.

handjobs4dollars
02-17-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
why?? whats wrong?? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's that time of the month, go to the store and ask for help from the big lady and she will get you all you need.

Bluecifer
02-17-2003, 04:07 PM
You don't need help from the big lady, just buy some tampons and stick one in your urethra(your pee pee hole).

DOGGx0
02-17-2003, 05:07 PM
it burns when i pee

Leather
02-17-2003, 05:11 PM
Have you eaten asparagus any time??

This is the piss hard smell....

Bluecifer
02-17-2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Dogg
it burns when i pee


Just ignore it. It'll go awzy on its onw.

Bzob
02-18-2003, 10:20 AM
I need to pee but someone dropped a bomb in there and I think it was the chick i work with......