if you met tyson in real life and he did'nt have the nickname ''IRON'' and ''KID DYNAMITE'' what nickname would you give him?

''Marvelous'' Mike Tyson sounds good.

Mike "Big Rapist Nut-Job" Tyson. I think it sounds good.

Mike "Big Rapist Nut-Job" Tyson. I think it sounds good.

"The Munching Molestor" has a better flow to it, I think.

I like it. I like it a lot.

"Earlobe Terror" or "Earlobe Tearer" :P

The monster.

"Sweet Chariot" cos he's always swinging low.

"the ankle biter"

Mike "Big Rapist Nut-Job" Tyson. I think it sounds good.

Rocky Bumbiano!:boxing:

if you met tyson in real life and he did'nt have the nickname ''IRON'' and ''KID DYNAMITE'' what nickname would you give him?


I think that if any of us met Tyson in real life, most of us would be
#1. Awestruck
#2. Wanting him to hold a conversation with us
#3. Then most of us would stutter out something along the lines of "Thank you so much, Mister Tyson sir"

The names listed so far are pretty cool. But, I would pay up to $20.00 to see somebody actually go up to his tatted mug and start barking out those new monikers at him. :) It would be akin to watching somebody walk up to a pit bull that was eating a raw pork chop and b#@$% slap it accross the face.
:kiss:

Mike "Tougher than you sound" Tyson

Mike " Looney Tunes " Tyson

Mike ''**** Holyfield'' Tyson

Mike ''**** Holyfield'' Tyson

Or "****ed by Holyfield" Tyson.

......Or not

......Or not


I've already made the trunks, theres no going back.

Terry A what the **** are you talking about with ***** slapping a pitbull eating some meat. What does that have to do with anything.

Terry "Pitbull Porker" A

That's my nickname for you!

Terry A what the **** are you talking about with ***** slapping a pitbull eating some meat. What does that have to do with anything.

Terry "Pitbull Porker" A

That's my nickname for you!

bengidaro,

You made me laugh so hard, I couldn't hardly breathe for a minute!
Here is what I said...
The names listed so far are pretty cool. But, I would pay up to $20.00 to see somebody actually go up to his tatted mug and start barking out those new monikers at him. It would be akin to watching somebody walk up to a pit bull that was eating a raw pork chop and b#@$% slap it accross the face.

In other words, if anybody had the guts to actually say those things to Tyson's face, alone with just him and no witnesses, I think they would get tore up just as bad as if they slapped a vicious dog that was chowing down on some raw meat! It would be as safe as putting your hand underneath a running lawn mower! That was why I also said I would pay up to $20.00. All the smiley faces in my post...it means JOKING AROUND. :)

Your post to me is one of the reasons I like reading these threads. There are some very clever people who have a real gift for writing funny stuff.

By the way...I wouldn't hit a pit bull EITHER WAY :hitit: NOT!!!

The Beast, The Animal, The Predator, The Brownsville Destroyer, The Terminator, The Grim Reaper. That should do it.

Psyko Myko

Mike "Free Willy" Tyson

Mike "The rapist formerly known as Kid Dynamite" Tyson

Mike "The Cannible" Tyson, Mike "Wait till after the bell" Tyson, Mike "****ing" Tyson.

Mike "The Cannible" Tyson, Mike "Wait till after the bell" Tyson, Mike "****ing" Tyson.Spoken like the #1 Tyson fan you are...:D

Midget Mike Tyson