I hope the cunt gets sent down for manslaughter. I know he's only been arrested for assault, but still, he pisses me right off on who wants to be a millionaire.

The cunt!

Details???

"I have here in my hand, a check for 250,000, but we don't wanna give you that"

Why did you offer me it then and yank it out of my hand ? ****ing cunt.

Details???
Here you go:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6654111.stm

"I have here in my hand, a check for 250,000, but we don't wanna give you that"

Why did you offer me it then and yank it out of my hand ? ****ing cunt.

That's what I'm saying laddie. If I was on there I'd snatch the 250k cheque out of his hand and say ''that'll do me nicely, you can **** yer ****ty program yer cunt and stick the other 750k up yer arse. I'm off!''

When he asked me if that was me final answer I'd probably have second thoughts though, 750k is a lot to walk away from aint it...

I have always said I'd take the risk because if i lose it all then I'm just back to where i started from, but if i win then I've pwned Tarrant and that's what it's really all about.

I have always said I'd take the risk because if i lose it all then I'm just back to where i started from, but if i win then I've pwned Tarrant and that's what it's really all about.

If Chris Tarrant ever wandered into the thunderdome I'd give him a viscious pwning so I would, but to do it on his own program would be that much sweeter. I'd treasure the moment.

If Chris Tarrant ever wandered into the thunderdome I'd give him a viscious pwning so I would, but to do it on his own program would be that much sweeter. I'd treasure the moment.

A scam artiste as fine as you could surely come up with a better plan to steal Tarrant's pride and his million other than coughing badly.

What a couple of cunts that Major and his wife were.

A scam artiste as fine as you could surely come up with a better plan to steal Tarrant's pride and his million other than coughing badly.

What a couple of cunts that Major and his wife were.

With all the technology in the world these days and those two fetid fanny farts could only come up with coughing as a scheme to win the million.

What a pissing farce!

Me and Welter would have the most elaborate foolproof plan to scam the million. It'd be like a bleeding mission impossible film and Tarrant would be the evil bastard villain.

Tarrant's face shall self destruct in 5 seconds when i'm done with it. That's for sure.

Tarrant's face shall self destruct in 5 seconds when i'm done with it. That's for sure.

Would you use BB's infamous tranny trap attack to finish him off laddie?

Would you use BB's infamous tranny trap attack to finish him off laddie?

Too right i would. Although I'm not sure i fully understand how it works.

I'll have to ask Brooklyn.

Too right i would. Although I'm not sure i fully understand how it works.

I'll have to ask Brooklyn.

Get him to write out instructions. I'd like to try it on a few cunts meself.

Get him to write out instructions. I'd like to try it on a few cunts meself.

I wonder if it's an old family secret passed down from father to son ?

I wonder if it's an old family secret passed down from father to son ?

It's an old commie Russian technique most likely. Divulged over a bonding session that includes Vodka and much praising of Trotsky and Lenin.

It's an old commie Russian technique most likely. Divulged over a bonding session that includes Vodka and much praising of Trotsky and Lenin.

Those Ruskies, eh ?

Who wants to be a millionaire ? almost sounds like the Russian economy.

Those Ruskies, eh ?

Who wants to be a millionaire ? almost sounds like the Russian economy.

I'd give me money to Del Boy before I entrusted it to one of those sly money grabbing Ruskies.

I'd give me money to Del Boy before I entrusted it to one of those sly money grabbing Ruskies.

I'd give it to Welter, in a few years time i bet he'd have doubled it.

I'd give it to Welter, in a few years time i bet he'd have doubled it.

I think Welter is a Scot at heart. The tight fisted cat molestor. I'd have spent a load of our wealth if it wasn't for him though so all is good.

I think Welter is a Scot at heart. The tight fisted cat molestor. I'd have spent a load of our wealth if it wasn't for him though so all is good.

He's not one for indulgences is our Welter. Except when it comes to cats.

He's not one for indulgences is our Welter. Except when it comes to cats.

He'll probably give all his money away to a cats home when he passes. May the allah fella bless him for it an all.

I'm off to bed me darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

This was hilarious. I live literally a two minute walk from where he was arrested, and when I walked past it yesterday it was full of tv crews and there was a Sky News van parked outside.

T.I.S.W.A.S ****in ruled leave him alone.

I think Welter is a Scot at heart. The tight fisted cat molestor. I'd have spent a load of our wealth if it wasn't for him though so all is good.


Scots actualy keep waking up through the night, to make sure they havnt lost any sleep.

Scots actualy keep waking up through the night, to make sure they havnt lost any sleep.

I'd have you, Adie.

Make no mistake about that. :luvbed:

Oasis please help me turn scabs red

Oasis please help me turn scabs red

Why?

I need a valid reason.

he wished death on my family

4 real uncalled for

I'll take him out, babes.

thank you laddie

I'd have you, Adie.

Make no mistake about that. :luvbed:

I think you might need to phone a freind!!

I think you might need to phone a freind!!

He he. :luvbed: :kiss: