seldomTap
02-16-2003, 12:10 AM
Who ****ed My Drink? - someone ****es your drink with Rohypnol, and you have to work out who it is before you pass out.
Hide and Seek - Hide from the annoying accountant who insists on explaining how goods and services taxes benefit all Australians.
Twister - Dance badly to 50's music until you hurt your back.
Pass The Parcel - Re-gift a crap present to someone you hate.
The Waiting Game - Holding off having a pee for three hours for fear of the gorgeous specimen you're flirting with finding someone more interesting to talk to.
The Weighting Game - Eating your own body weight in chicken wings and cheese cubes because you don't want to look like no one is talking with you.
Pin The Blame On The Colleague - Pin the blame on your colleague.
Chinese Whispers - Start a vicious rumour and see how long it takes to get back to you.
Chinese Whispers II - Walk into a room blindfolded, and tell a secret, and pray you didn't tell the person who it's about.
Kiss Chasey - Find someone you want to kiss, get turned down, then pash everyone else at the party in a desperate attempt to make them feel jealous.
Human Pyramid - Get drunk enough to shag your mummy.
Tug of Waugh - Find a quiet room and masturbate to the cricket.
You Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine - Share the contents of your wallet or purse with someone in the vain hope it will make you seem interesting and shaggable.
Popular pastimes
Vomit and Go Seek - Vomit in a really hard to find place, then let others try to track it down when the smell starts wafting out.
Hide and Go Vomit - Curl up in foetal position in a pool of your own vomit, concealed in some dark place and await the inevitable humiliation of descovery.
Minty Hunt - Ransack the kitchen then complain loudly to the annoyed host that they have no snack food.
Truth and Dare - Blackmail someone you know a nasty secret about into doing stuff for your own amusement.
Celebrity Heads - Convince yourself the guy you gave head to at the party was actually Brad Pitt in disguise and not Mike the bogan gate crasher.
Three Legged Race - Stand with your hip touching every man as you talk to him about your recent lesbian experience and see which one gets a hard-on the fastest.
Musical foot-in-mouth - Try not to get caught shouting something acutely embarassing at the top of your lungs, just as the music stops.
Blind Man's Bluff - Convince your friends that you're right to drive home after drinking 45 glasses of punch.
Wet Spot - Keep drinking drink after drink to see who wets there pants first
Get all of your friends stoned.. but not yourself, then get them really paranoid by asking 'Did you hear that?', 'What's wrong with your face?' and other hilarious questions. They should all be crying by the end of the night..what fun!!
American Pie - Convince the drunkest male to sneak into the kitchen and go the magical rumba with some form of food substance. Points to him if he is not caught, points to you if he is.
Master of the Ass - See how many ass grabs you can make for the night whilst not taking the blame for any of them.
Geek n Go Hide - Use the excuse of some other crappy blindfold game to cover the eyes of the partys geek. Once he's blindfolded quietly move the party/guests to someone elses house.
Who Let The Dogs Out? - Stop by the RSPCA on the way to the party and pickup the most hyperactive unwanted dogs there. At a dull point of the party, sneakily let the dogs in the backdoor and watch the games begin!
Who's Not A Millionaire - Strike up conversation at different times with 3 different women with 3 different stories of how you made your millions. See how long (and how many drinks) you can go with out screwing up.
The Weakest Drink - Run the bar for the night and pick 4 'players' who you will substitute non-alcoholic drinks to (telling them they ARE alcoholic). See which person acts drunk the quickest.
Pass the Arsehole - If you're the one who ends up talking to the stupid annoying guest all night, without being able to palm him off on one of your friends, you lose. If you go home with him, you lose bigtime.
Hide the pride - Show up to the party with your wife and see how long it takes her to steal all of your pride and dignity.
1. Lie upside down on the lounge
2. Inhale soda bulb and hold breath
3. Stand up and take a few steps
4. See how long it takes till you pass out and what magical dreams you have
5. The person does this the most without getting a head ache wins!
Hide and Seek - Hide from the annoying accountant who insists on explaining how goods and services taxes benefit all Australians.
Twister - Dance badly to 50's music until you hurt your back.
Pass The Parcel - Re-gift a crap present to someone you hate.
The Waiting Game - Holding off having a pee for three hours for fear of the gorgeous specimen you're flirting with finding someone more interesting to talk to.
The Weighting Game - Eating your own body weight in chicken wings and cheese cubes because you don't want to look like no one is talking with you.
Pin The Blame On The Colleague - Pin the blame on your colleague.
Chinese Whispers - Start a vicious rumour and see how long it takes to get back to you.
Chinese Whispers II - Walk into a room blindfolded, and tell a secret, and pray you didn't tell the person who it's about.
Kiss Chasey - Find someone you want to kiss, get turned down, then pash everyone else at the party in a desperate attempt to make them feel jealous.
Human Pyramid - Get drunk enough to shag your mummy.
Tug of Waugh - Find a quiet room and masturbate to the cricket.
You Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine - Share the contents of your wallet or purse with someone in the vain hope it will make you seem interesting and shaggable.
Popular pastimes
Vomit and Go Seek - Vomit in a really hard to find place, then let others try to track it down when the smell starts wafting out.
Hide and Go Vomit - Curl up in foetal position in a pool of your own vomit, concealed in some dark place and await the inevitable humiliation of descovery.
Minty Hunt - Ransack the kitchen then complain loudly to the annoyed host that they have no snack food.
Truth and Dare - Blackmail someone you know a nasty secret about into doing stuff for your own amusement.
Celebrity Heads - Convince yourself the guy you gave head to at the party was actually Brad Pitt in disguise and not Mike the bogan gate crasher.
Three Legged Race - Stand with your hip touching every man as you talk to him about your recent lesbian experience and see which one gets a hard-on the fastest.
Musical foot-in-mouth - Try not to get caught shouting something acutely embarassing at the top of your lungs, just as the music stops.
Blind Man's Bluff - Convince your friends that you're right to drive home after drinking 45 glasses of punch.
Wet Spot - Keep drinking drink after drink to see who wets there pants first
Get all of your friends stoned.. but not yourself, then get them really paranoid by asking 'Did you hear that?', 'What's wrong with your face?' and other hilarious questions. They should all be crying by the end of the night..what fun!!
American Pie - Convince the drunkest male to sneak into the kitchen and go the magical rumba with some form of food substance. Points to him if he is not caught, points to you if he is.
Master of the Ass - See how many ass grabs you can make for the night whilst not taking the blame for any of them.
Geek n Go Hide - Use the excuse of some other crappy blindfold game to cover the eyes of the partys geek. Once he's blindfolded quietly move the party/guests to someone elses house.
Who Let The Dogs Out? - Stop by the RSPCA on the way to the party and pickup the most hyperactive unwanted dogs there. At a dull point of the party, sneakily let the dogs in the backdoor and watch the games begin!
Who's Not A Millionaire - Strike up conversation at different times with 3 different women with 3 different stories of how you made your millions. See how long (and how many drinks) you can go with out screwing up.
The Weakest Drink - Run the bar for the night and pick 4 'players' who you will substitute non-alcoholic drinks to (telling them they ARE alcoholic). See which person acts drunk the quickest.
Pass the Arsehole - If you're the one who ends up talking to the stupid annoying guest all night, without being able to palm him off on one of your friends, you lose. If you go home with him, you lose bigtime.
Hide the pride - Show up to the party with your wife and see how long it takes her to steal all of your pride and dignity.
1. Lie upside down on the lounge
2. Inhale soda bulb and hold breath
3. Stand up and take a few steps
4. See how long it takes till you pass out and what magical dreams you have
5. The person does this the most without getting a head ache wins!