View Full Version : Poop: The return...
The Golden Bear 02-14-2003, 03:38 PM Oh yes sportsfans back by poopular demand its the original "BLAKES POOP JOURNAL" Now, you, YES YOU!, can tell everyone about your poops.
In the words of the Prince of Leglocks...
"Lets get the ball rolling."
The Golden Bear 02-14-2003, 03:39 PM Had one solid. yet yeilding poop today. Got the IHOP pancakes ready to go any minute.
I **** so bad that the dogs ran to my bathroom door and started scratching to get in, I courtisy flushed and the oderific smell took over the main floor and the basement. Kato was sick and could not smell anything but complained of the taste
Purity 02-14-2003, 03:53 PM i hate this ****in thread
The Golden Bear 02-14-2003, 03:55 PM Mine last poop smelled like that pepperoni beef stick/jerky that schools/little leauge/kinds sell.
MMMM
The Golden Bear 02-14-2003, 07:56 PM TTT this *****.
VulgarTheClown 02-14-2003, 08:43 PM no poop since 9pm last night.
DOGGx0 02-14-2003, 09:08 PM i **** 3 ****ing times in 20 minutes this morning at 4am. It was the worst. It was the kind that burns in your stomach..... then feels better than sex when comming out. Oooohh yeaaah.
**** is awesome!
The Golden Bear 02-25-2003, 12:47 AM had 3 poops today... not bad at all.
HockeyFighter 02-25-2003, 12:59 AM Felt the need to share a story poop related here. Last week during my holiday me, my buddy and my girlfriend/his sister were heading to a larger city to see a movie and do some shopping. To pass the time on the drive we brought along Isaac Azimov's Superquiz 3. I get this question. "What is the second largest city in India?". I have no idea and ask for a clue. My friend says "The last name of a coach in a hockey movie". I reply "Bombay" after Gordon Bombay of the Mighty Duck movies.
Then while shopping I had some gas. I referred to my farts as "dropping some bombays". On the way home at the end of the day it was decided that that the "bombay" would be our offical fart word and that "Gordon" would be the offical poo word. Now "Gordon" seemed like he wanted to party with me that day but refused to come out. Then on saturday I thought he had returned but alais he decided to go pick up a few friends and return later. This morning I finally dropped Gordon off in the toilet after 3 days of waiting. It felt good. He was in lots of small solid chucks that shot out of my ass like a jet.
The Golden Bear 02-25-2003, 01:00 AM thanks for sharing man. Good to have you here. :)
ruffneck119 02-25-2003, 02:20 AM I take really good ****s after a night of drinking. I mean i am ****ting straight for 20 min. It's a good way for me to cut weight.
ruffneck119 02-25-2003, 02:21 AM POOP
VulgarTheClown 02-25-2003, 04:50 AM feel like pooping right now
VulgarTheClown 02-25-2003, 04:51 AM http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg
zioxoiz 02-25-2003, 05:19 AM hi.
ig0r1eye 02-26-2003, 04:21 AM here's more poop.http://www.sdzoo.com/images/wildideas/kids/funny_7-25_scoopin_poop.jpg
amunra 02-26-2003, 04:25 AM where's tiki when we need him
ig0r1eye 02-26-2003, 04:26 AM Originally posted by amunra
where's tiki when we need him
:stupid:
amunra 02-26-2003, 04:38 AM Originally posted by ig0r1eye
:stupid:
that's getting old my trolling pal, come up with something new
ig0r1eye 02-26-2003, 04:46 AM :stupid: i do need to come up with something new!
amunra 02-26-2003, 04:51 AM yeah and make it quick
ig0r1eye 02-26-2003, 05:02 AM eat a dick! hey Ron's on now.
amunra 02-26-2003, 05:16 AM and there it is.......................................
ig0r1eye 02-26-2003, 05:19 AM hell yeah!
HockeyFighter 02-26-2003, 09:49 AM I pooped last night.
I had butt pee when i had the Flu.
Bluecifer 02-26-2003, 12:56 PM Sometimes I **** pure vodka.
The Golden Bear 02-26-2003, 02:53 PM id like to see that Blue
Bluecifer 02-26-2003, 03:51 PM As soon as i get a digital cam I'll post it. Tomorrow though I'll be ****ting sake and sushi.
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Sometimes I **** pure vodka.
Sometimes i wish i was your toilet
Bluecifer 02-26-2003, 04:06 PM Originally posted by Bzob
Sometimes i wish i was your toilet
That can be arranged.
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