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Curly Howard
02-11-2003, 02:44 PM
Any hints or suggestions on what to get that special someone?
Last years vacuum cleaner didn't go over as well as I thought.
:lovers:

VulgarTheClown
02-11-2003, 02:45 PM
get a HUGE thing of lube and do her in the butt

RyDawg
02-11-2003, 02:47 PM
I'm pretty sour about Valentine's Day since I've never had a date for one. **** Valentine's Day.

Kempo Chris
02-11-2003, 02:47 PM
it all depnds on the woman

Allison
02-11-2003, 02:55 PM
I want a Cro Cop tee shirt for valentine's Day.

handjobs4dollars
02-11-2003, 02:55 PM
Take her on a shopping spree in the adult store.

Squezze
02-11-2003, 06:04 PM
Valentine's Day SUCKS. :(

HockeyFighter
02-11-2003, 07:02 PM
This shall be my first VD with a girlfriend and therefore the best.

Bluecifer
02-11-2003, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
get a HUGE thing of lube and do her in the butt


LUBE? You must be a sensitive guy. If you really want to make an impression you should skip the lube. Now that's a valentines day she'll remember! :lol3:

LukeDothSucketh
02-11-2003, 07:08 PM
There's two kinds of "remembers" though. Good and bad. That ain't good.

realkaps
02-11-2003, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
This shall be my first VD with a girlfriend and therefore the best.

STDs are always great......

HockeyFighter
02-11-2003, 07:26 PM
What the ****

LukeDothSucketh
02-11-2003, 07:28 PM
Those little valentine heart cinnomen things rock.

HockeyFighter
02-11-2003, 07:30 PM
I get kaps' joke now. lol

LukeDothSucketh
02-11-2003, 07:31 PM
I don't. Explain.

The Mouse
02-12-2003, 11:38 AM
I'm gunna pick my girl up, take her to a mexican food place I know of that's lit by candle light.. dark cozy atmosphere with their awsome sherbert dessert. Then gunna go see a nice flick at a quality theater. Then to a hotel I got with a jackuzi in it, which I'll fill up with bubble bath gel, and surround it by a few cented candles. After that it gets x rated. hehe.. then we'll sleep there, and wake up to a nice breakfast saturday morning.

Allison
02-12-2003, 11:50 AM
I'm going to west palm beach with Tanner. I guess If I'm lucky, he'll buy me a shot or something. But I still want the Cro Cop t shirt.

Tanner Rhoden
02-12-2003, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I'm going to west palm beach with Tanner. I guess If I'm lucky, he'll buy me a shot or something. But I still want the Cro Cop t shirt.

You get nothing and like it

Bzob
02-12-2003, 12:12 PM
That makes me happy

Curly Howard
02-12-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I'm gunna pick my girl up, take her to a mexican food place I know of that's lit by candle light.. dark cozy atmosphere with their awsome sherbert dessert. Then gunna go see a nice flick at a quality theater. Then to a hotel I got with a jackuzi in it, which I'll fill up with bubble bath gel, and surround it by a few cented candles. After that it gets x rated. hehe.. then we'll sleep there, and wake up to a nice breakfast saturday morning.

You know you ruin it for the rest of us!!:cuss:

If my wife reads this I'm dead :lol3:

Allison
02-12-2003, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
You get nothing and like it

Then you get nothing and like it.

seldomTap
02-12-2003, 04:25 PM
I am going to the gym..shoulders and biceps will take a beating.

The chicky can please herself, what has she done for me lately??

The Mouse
02-12-2003, 04:30 PM
Gotta dress real nice.. look good when I pick her up. Clean shaved, dressed in black, holding a single red rose. Right amount of calogne; chapstick on my lips. I'm lett'n my hair grow out, and I've shaved my facial hair off.. she says she likes it this way cuz its better for kissing so gotta make sure lips are good. Clean clothes. Gotta look, smell, and feel perfect for valentines night.

seldomTap
02-12-2003, 04:51 PM
Matt...you sound like me back when I gave a ****en ****...it is good you make the eefort dude, don't ever stop, caus eif you do, one day you will get the slightest tinge to do something romantic, and find it is easier way easier not to bother and just go to the gym

HockeyFighter
02-12-2003, 05:43 PM
I'm gonna give me girl her ring and booklet of poems I wrote. Then we will have sex.