ok some background for you.

Tony is a pledge that try's to say he will fight for the UFC but can't do a sit up.
Paul is a heavy set guy who loves being fat.

the conversation should make sense now.

PunkRockKungFu: brother ben
PunkRockKungFu:
Diablo9719: yeah
PunkRockKungFu: did you see the sort-of fight between me and brother graham?
Diablo9719: no but i got a phone call about it
PunkRockKungFu: yeah it hurts
Diablo9719: you ****in idiot
PunkRockKungFu: ?
Diablo9719: whats wrong with you?
PunkRockKungFu: what?
Diablo9719: I hear you talk all the time all this bull****.
Diablo9719: and you ****in go and want to throw down with grahm
Diablo9719: cool whatever
Diablo9719: grahm is faker than you
PunkRockKungFu: it was my pledge task
Diablo9719: and he kicked your ass
Diablo9719: your both ful of ****
PunkRockKungFu: dude i made him tap twice
Diablo9719: and
Diablo9719: i heard he nearly knocked your unconcious
Diablo9719: and the fact you did it in the volley ball pits
Diablo9719: what were you thinking?
Diablo9719: grahm isn;t known for being bright
PunkRockKungFu: he didnt knock me out it just stunned me
Diablo9719: just put yourselvs out there in a place for everyone to see
PunkRockKungFu: i havent done anything in almost 8 months
Diablo9719: i said nearly
Diablo9719: 8 months
Diablo9719: didn;t you tell me you had a fight with a girl 4 months or so ago
Diablo9719: i belive you did
PunkRockKungFu: no 8
Diablo9719: and if you did nothing in 8 months
PunkRockKungFu: thats when i stopped
Diablo9719: how would you fight in a UFC "house show"
Diablo9719: UFC doesn;t have a house show!
Diablo9719: NO HOUSE SHOW!
PunkRockKungFu: actually they do i ahve the letter if you want it
Diablo9719: you can;t lie to me about my own sport
Diablo9719: BULL ****!

Diablo9719: your wrist. hurt. my ass!
PunkRockKungFu: heh whatever bro
Diablo9719: no one with a serious wrist injury wraps it with a boxing handwrap
Diablo9719: you'd be at a doc
PunkRockKungFu: i dont have my brace or my ace
Diablo9719: he would give yo ua brace
Diablo9719: thats it!
Diablo9719: YOU DONT: ACE A WRIST!
Diablo9719: its not strong enough
Diablo9719: trust me a had a wrist injury all through septembe
punkrockkungfu: its not broken
Diablo9719: broken gets a cast
Diablo9719: everythign else gets an imobalizing brace
Diablo9719: i got one right on my desk
Diablo9719: your so full of ****
Diablo9719: and i haven;t said anyhtign
Diablo9719: untill this blatant display of idiocy
punkrockkungfu: i never said it was intelligent
Diablo9719: you try to hard
Diablo9719: stop tryin to be so cool
Diablo9719: and just be yourself
Diablo9719: no one belives your bull****
PunkRockKungFu: nor am i trying to prove anything to anyone, he said he was hurt i was hurt and my task is to spar with him twice a week
Diablo9719: you can;t do a sit up! **** that!
Diablo9719: PAUL CAN DO A SIT UP!

Diablo9719: you pledge task will not go over
Diablo9719: at all
Diablo9719: this conversation is over.
Diablo9719: let is be known i am not impressed with your bull****
Diablo9719: its sickens me
Diablo9719: liars bother the **** out of me
Diablo9719: and i'm done

I'm so glad I didn't join a frat in college. These guys sound like total ****ing idiots. He fought in a UFC house show, bwahahahahahaha. Tell him you want to see the letter. See if he'll fake it.

btw, you wanna kick this guys ass don't you? He fought a girl, I would've beat him just for fighting a girl.

What a loser... I hate people that say they're fighting in UFC when they have no idea what the **** UFC really is.

he said he was stick fighting too. It was great.
and he said he didn;t like Vale Tudo. he thought the style was bull ****.


anyway so now I'm gettin in trouble with the frat.

at 3 am i got class at 11 and they call me and are like what you doin? sleepin? mind if i come over and talk to you?

They tell me its my job to call these kids on there lies so I do and now i get in trouble.


I admit i was abit brash but COME ON!

I say you kick his ass....

he challenged me the day we pinned him and he too ka stance and i laughed so hard i fell on the ground! that was right after he told me he didn;t like Vale Tudo.

oh being pinned is when you give them the frat pin and they become a pledge

Kick his ass anyway.....

Ask him what UFC stands for.

If he doesn't know, tell him it does not stand for ULTIMATE FAT CUNT.

- The Jake

lol @ jarrod........... Ben, kick his ass!