this thread is created for the sole purpose of not making any sense
post random, stupid, and strange things in here

thank you


pancakes are good on wednesday nights after pooping in the middle of street after fighting a giant rat

I like to go up to random people and sniff their bums like the dog that I am.

Boom Shaka Laka Boom

i cant believe those hairy turnbuckles on that watunta

I have a belly button

I have a bellybutton with a couple piercings added to them, and i told the guy he had a nice smelling bum.

Was it Kohl? I'll kill him.

bums are fun

I want to roll around in a gargantuan pile of spaghetti.

Yeah, Kohl's bum is super nice, that dark room gets to you with all the fumes and what not.

You just signed Kohl's death certificate.

spaghetti is tasty when cooked in the toaster

Maybe I'll go sniff Maria's bum.

Okay, as long as you have fun doing it, if it's not fun then there is no point. Sniffing bums is my new hobby.

My pile of string
the heart of fire stuck on the arm
A chair sit a man with no face
The man turns to a bird
An the bird says I'm kookoo for cocco puffs.

silly ****** dicks are for chicks

You would smell Bam's bum wouldn't you Kaila.

I want to announce that I farted and it really stinks.

Very attractive.

I watch pbs
The caryon of color is on tv
I'm a grown man but can't stop watching this drama
Todays show was brouth to you by the number 4.

i just ate rice pilaf and it gave me gas

Hey, everyone farts, its natural and I just couldn't help myself.

bob ross is the greatest painter ever to live

I know it's natural. You know I have no problem with it.

I am an alien to you all.
My ways are different, I can climb on the wall.
I came here in a great flying ship.
I'll finish this later I have to take a yellow alien ****.

i eat dog biscuits and they are very tasty

i hate spring because clowns make rainbows and michal jackson has sex with little boys

damn clowns
kill the clowns
kill the clowns

I think I'm in love.....in love with sniffing bums.

kill all clowns for elephants to conquer the age of glass

gas, grass or ass.

I pick ass

i got gas

The fat guy in the rugby shirt is looking at me.

I think the guy in the rugby shirt is hot, then again i think Hockeyfighter is hot too.

stop looking at gman you queer

You just call me girlfriend queer?

I don't know if I should be insulted or turned on. Better not say turned on because hockey will come after me with a ice skate that crazy Austranadian.

You should be turned on. He won't hurt you.

He said he was going to hurt me before.

I have my ways of making him do whatever I say. You'll be alright.

I will hurt him. I just have to do it when you are not around Kaila.

Chris, don't hurt him, look at him, how could you hurt such a cute guy like that?

He does have a similar body build to me...........I better keep him away from you. I'm alot smart then him tho, if that means anything to you.

The shaved head is working. And hockey you are smarter then me.

Your shaved head is so hot. You are lookin good.

Hockey does your girlfriend have a drinking problem.

jesus, hockey you better be getting jealous

Not anymore.....of course I am 8 hours away so if she did it would be hard for me to know.

im getting jealous

Hey! I got no problems, but then again I have never seen Hockeyfighter or gman with my glasses on.

I do get jealous pretty easily

Hahahahaha. Yeah, I hope those glasses don't make you see my uglyness.

hahaha

That would suck. Naw, it will be great cause with my whole naughty school girl thing. You won't be able to resist.

I can't resist you now so the school girl look will cause me to like.....rape you.

Hey, you can't rape the willing hun.

Now ain't she just the best. Like god dammit. I just came in my pants.

This girl is freaking me out man.

You came in your pants?

How many butts am I gonna have to cut before you people realize not to be dummies.

Sure, you do that to me.

Saying butts is lame say ass.

I am going to take a **** on a resturant window.

But the guy from cky said butts, so I had to say it like he did, like I am stating the obvious here.

These people don't watch CKY baby.

WHAT!!!!!!! Why not, I can watch that stuff for weeks, even years and never get tired of it. Jeez they gotta watch some cky.

i watched macguyver

When ryan dunn took the **** while running. I was on the floor laughing.

I'm leaking; I need a plug.

That was raab himself, gman, you need to watch more of that.

Shut the **** up. I'm sorry that I have a life.

Hey, hey now, you could at least be nice, I was nice to you.

cky2k is the only cky movie i have seen and that was funny as hell

You really are a newbie. But don't worry I don't have a life as anyone will tell you.

Chris Raab rules. He is way better than that ugly ****er Bam.

Gman - act rude to her again and you will die.

i am a newb?

Please don't call Bam an ugly ****er, because he almost ranks up to you Chris, and I think Raab himself id pretty hot too.

Twista yes your a newb but I was talking to the other newb.

You're right. Bam is not ugly. I'm just jealous.

What do you call a bee that gives milk?

What Bam is the best ****ing one. I loved it when he beat the **** out of his dad.

A boobee

good job Chris, just for that you are free to touch mine, where ever, whenever.

YES!!!!!! Winners always get the prize.

The hawk that fly highest is the hawk with the invert wings...