Bonjourno my fellow limey bum boys. Get to know a limey returns today with our man from Manchester. The man with the small penis. Yes that's right, it's our azza.

Step on down azza.



1. Who is your favourite boxer?

2. What is your favourite film?

3. Favourite book?

4. Azza, you have stated many times that you have a small penis, so, which would you prefer, three inches added onto to your sex serpent or ringside seats at mayweather vs De La Hoya for you and five fellow limey bum boys?

Don’t be selfish now azza ;)

5. I’ve noticed that you and Anorak aren’t the best of friends. Can you tell me why you two originally fell out?

6. Azza, no doubt you are a fine **** licker and your skills around in and around the Gary Glitter are indeed sublime, but do you think you justify the title of ‘King of the Ring’? There are a lot of fine bum boys who could also lay claim to that title.

7. Ant and Dec against Southpaw Stinger in a fight to the death. How do you see this epic fight panning out?

8. Who is your favorite band/artist?

9. Some people have called you a racist but I know that you’re not, mainly because one of your best e-friends (Shanus) is a darkie. However, if you had a daughter and one day she brought a boyfriend home who happened to be a ******, which one of these three courses of action would you take:

A) Get him to sweep the floor.
B) Compare **** sizes.
C) Hide all the expensive cutlery.

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?


Thanks in advance for taking the time to answer our questions azza :luvbed:

1. Who is your favourite boxer?

my favourite boxer is arturo gatti,he got me into boxing and hes a ****ing warrior

2. What is your favourite film?

mmmm,either scarface or goodfellas,both just as good as eachother

3. Favourite book?

the only book i have ever read is the biography of the rock when i was about 11/12,so yeah that 1,im a manc off,you didnt really expect me to say the bible did you?

4. Azza, you have stated many times that you have a small penis, so, which would you prefer, three inches added onto to your sex serpent or ringside seats at mayweather vs De La Hoya for you and five fellow limey bum boys?

well,i counter my small penis with a very fast firm arse to keep the ladies pleased,so it would be my duty to take me and me bunch of gays to the pbf/dlh fight

Don’t be selfish now azza

5. I’ve noticed that you and Anorak aren’t the best of friends. Can you tell me why you two originally fell out?

i think its cause i said he should be banned for saying something about steve irwin,i dont know why i said that,steve irwins an aussie,now he just annoys the piss out of me to the point of being suicidal

6. Azza, no doubt you are a fine **** licker and your skills around in and around the Gary Glitter are indeed sublime, but do you think you justify the title of ‘King of the Ring’? There are a lot of fine bum boys who could also lay claim to that title.

come on now hoff,you know that aint true,you might be the forum bum slut but you always come crawling back to me after a hard days graft dont ya? that reminds me,how would like to be mine and shanus' lady boy for a week or 2?

7. Ant and Dec against Southpaw Stinger in a fight to the death. How do you see this epic fight panning out?

ant and dec by death,southpaw stinger would be over whelmed by the stupidly large fore heads of ant and dec,**** himself,and get headbutted to death by the ugly bastards

8. Who is your favorite band/artist?

i dont have 1,im a dirty little scally remember? probably the fray though if i had to pick

9. Some people have called you a racist but I know that you’re not, mainly because one of your best e-friends (Shanus) is a darkie. However, if you had a daughter and one day she brought a boyfriend home who happened to be a ******, which one of these three courses of action would you take:

A) Get him to sweep the floor.
B) Compare **** sizes.
C) Hide all the expensive cutlery.

i would get him to sweep the floor,then ask him if i could have come of his meat stick

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?


pissed
moody
perve
sexual
powerfull
greatest
un-healthy
argumentative
confident

Good man azza. Some fine answers there.

I'm well up for a stint as a lady boy btw. I can only do it for a week though, laddie wouldnt let be away from him for longer than that.

Good man azza. Some fine answers there.

I'm well up for a stint as a lady boy btw. I can only do it for a week though, laddie wouldnt let be away from him for longer than that.

You're more than welcome, you might have a gun in your face when washing our clothes but that's just habit, we won't pull the trigger unless you actually speak out of turn.

You're more than welcome, you might have a gun in your face when washing our clothes but that's just habit, we won't pull the trigger unless you actually speak out of turn.

Just dont go bleeding getting me to be the driver when you do one of your drive-by shootings Shanus. I aint getting involved in your gang wars over turf. If those other lads wanna take the cunting field then just let em. You can always move the sheep into one of your other fields beforehand and then when they take over the disputed field it wont be worth **** all anyway.

Just dont go bleeding getting me to be the driver when you do one of your drive-by shootings Shanus. I aint getting involved in your gang wars over turf. If those other lads wanna take the cunting field then just let em. You can always move the sheep into one of your other fields beforehand and then when they take over the disputed field it wont be worth **** all anyway.

I will **** them all, they will become lady boys like the rest who have tried.

Nothing comes between me and my sheep, NOTHING, not even a nicca on a rape charge.