****ing ****. Fell onto the bathroom floor and crack! Split one lens in two. Not that I eve wore them anyway, only from the time I woke up to when I made it to the bathroom and then at night before I go to bed. But still. I gotta give them props tho. Usually I break my glasses once a year around May. These babies made it 8 months past that. May they rest in pieces.

My earpiece fell off my glasses almost a year ago, but I fixed them, and it actually held until a few days ago. When my glasses aren't on my face, they are on my head, and I was taking them off my head and the same earpiece fell off. Fixed it with glue, broke again. I ended up having to glue that one earpiece on until you couldn't even close it. I finally broke down and went to the eye doctor Tuesday.

I should get some Hanson brother-like frames





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My won't break as hard as I try.

gman, I'm sending you kaps' hooked on phonics he sent me. Maybe it will help with your typing/spelling as well.

Hockey, I think you should.

Hockey, stab yourself in the eye with the broken glass. Then you won't need glasses anymore and you won't have to look at your ugly face either.








I don't really mean that, I just feel like being an ******* tonight. This is my disclaimer and I will be completely exhonerated from any ******* remarks made from here on out tonight.

Shut up, I don't care how bad I type. **** that ****.

I giggled when I read that.

gman with glasses on.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/grant.mcclemont/untitled123.jpg

Those are simplar to my glasses. Except now picture a huge crack spliting the right frame in half.

You look so much badder with the shaved head it's ****ing ridiculous. Don't ever grow hair back, shaved head means bad mother****er that don't take no bull**** from nobody.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Those are simplar to my glasses. Except now picture a huge crack spliting the right frame in half.

Have you stabbed your eyes out yet? Back before you had a girlfriend you would've done it you big ****ing *****, now get to the self mutilation. It will set you free.

I know everybody gives me way more respect. Except for my traininer who said if I ever join a cult he's going to glue hair back onto my head.

Haha, you wear glasses, ****in nerds....

G-Man's shirt in the glasses picture looks like a curtain. An ugly one too.

Don't be laughing at my pimp gear.

Check out the lazy eye too.....

Said the lazy man doing nothing with his life.

I've got a little bit of a lazy eye too. Us lazy eyed people are the ****.

I've got a lazy dick, it just don't wanna raise up no more.

Originally posted by gman
Said the lazy man doing nothing with his life.

I do plenty of stuff everyday.....

Jerking off and drinking is an life?

Well lets see I spent alot of time today cutting trees that got blown down in our orchard for fire would, then I loaded them, split them, and stacked them.....

Wow you have an orchard I was unaware you live in a romance novel.

I have never read a romance novel so I dont see the connection, but yeah, we got 10 acres of almonds.....

Maybe you should great reads.

Maybe you should make sence because I dont know what the **** you just said....

You should read romance novels.

I see, you where missing a comma.....

I am kidding of course.

Originally posted by gman
Jerking off and drinking is an life?

You mean "a", not "an".
Put an before words that begin with vowels.
A before words that begin with consonants.

Shut up *****, now go make me a sandwhich.

Take notes kids, Bella is giving out free grammar lessons....

Originally posted by gman
Shut up *****, now go make me a sandwhich.

Which kind of sandWHICH would you like tonight?

Ham would be nice, thank you.

I'm so proud of you. That sentence was grammatically correct.

Can I have a sandwich Bella? I don't mean to impose but if you're going to be in the kitchen already....plus I can spell and use proper grammer. Notice how I used "you're" and not "your".

Ok, I don't think all your spelling is going to help you when I'm beating your ass down.

You addressing me?

Murder his french canadian ass.....

I'm adressing all these little ****s who want step up to me and talk ****. Thiers one problem with that. When you step up your ass is knocked down fast.

I can honestly say I have never been knocked down in a fight. Of course always being bigger than the opponent has part to do with that.....why do little people always want to fight me?

There is such a thing as being over confident.....

How the **** am I little. The only thing that is going to be little is the little time i need to make you cry like a *****.

Never said you were little. Just smaller than me.

Tall just means easier to take down. God bless you in a triangle but it's not going to help you.

When did Gman start hating HockeyFighter?

I don't hate hockey I'm just having fun.

Probably when I started getting laid.

I'd still kill you. That shaved head don't fool me. I ain't scared or nothing......except my basement.

I think I have a little more training then you. You would own me on skates.

On ground I would just stab you with my skate.

On ground I would step on your face with my rugby boot.

You assume you could get me down. Never assume anything.

I was working a single leg takedown on monday that would get you on your ass.

Austranada is falling apart at the seams...

Don't make me put on the daddy pants and put you both in place!!!

I thin the Hanson frames are a top idea for what its worth...honestly, chicks dig goofy lookin glasses