It's morning and I had to do my morning dump. So I was sitting there on the toilet doing my thing. I make my first curtesy flush. I slowly started to feel water gushing around my ass. I jumped up so fast and reaized that the toilet is overflowing. It continued for five minutes. Now I have a river of crap leading up to the hallway. WOW!

Do the Slip-and-Slide!!!!

Originally posted by Azn
It's morning and I had to do my morning dump. So I was sitting there on the toilet doing my thing. I make my first curtesy flush. I slowly started to feel water gushing around my ass. I jumped up so fast and reaized that the toilet is overflowing. It continued for five minutes. Now I have a river of crap leading up to the hallway. WOW!

Wow, and to think I was concerned about a little water just splashing up on my sweet virgin ass. Don't worry though, I'm sure the water that gushed up around your ass and cooter were probably clean enough not to give you something like an STD or a yeast infection!

:devil

my sweet virgin ass
Would you lose your virginity to me?

You'd have to be pretty goddamn charming, considering that I'm not even gay.

Nothing like a female talking about her ****

Please say thats Justin accidently posting under her name again.

You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know

Originally posted by Allison
Please say thats Justin accidently posting under her name again.

Nope.

Sounds like a job for..


http://www.sm128c.com/images/box/gcn/sms.jpg

I used to think Aisan chicks were hot...Thanks AZN

I always thought that that women didn't really appreciate taking a big ol' dump the way that men do. They always seem to rush it. I like to take my time with a good book and squeeze out every bit of that loaf, no matter how long it takes!

i love tammy

Nope, this is not Justin posting again. The situation would've been a lot worst otherwise. :P

Girls take dumps too, you know.....

I like to think they don't.

not all of em admit it. i guess it makes you a bigger woman. i think that is the reason why i love you.....

The best part about this entire situation is that it's not even my house that I soiled. It's my friend's and I just came by really early in the morning to drop off notes.

I do it at my mom's house all the time.

Originally posted by Azn
The best part about this entire situation is that it's not even my house that I soiled. It's my friend's and I just came by really early in the morning to drop off notes.

so u overflowed the pody at your friend's casa? is'nt she mad? i mean there is **** everywhere right? does it stink? I WANT DETAILS!

Well, the water pretty much diluted everything in the toilet as it was flowing out all over the floor and into the hallway. She doesn't seem that mad, she is doing her business now in her other bathroom. They have two bathrooms so it's convenient. But the funniest part is that there is a small piece of crap that hasn't been broken down by the water yet, and it's kinda just stuck on the side of the toilet bowl.

details would be nice

i'm still going through withdrawals from the long gone poop thread at Sherdogs, it was the greatest thing on the internet.

I would take a picture but it's too gross and I don't have my digital on me.

it would be a good "owned" picture.

were you like "i have go pinch a loaf" to your friend then come out of the bathroom with this, or were you trying to be discreet about dropping a load?

The latter. I needed to go so I went while she looks over our work and stuff. I came out screaming because the water would not stop.

did you get that heavy feeling in your chest like you're getting ready to get a heart attack or something? i get that when i see the water starting to rise, but its never anything the plunger cant fix.

BEST THREAD EVER!

Originally posted by gman
I like to think they don't.
I've never known Kaila to take a dump. I was at her house 24 hours a day for 3 weeks at xmas and it never happened.

Originally posted by Dogg
BEST THREAD EVER!

almost.....i think we should all have a moment of silence for Tanner's "Worst Time for Poop" thread.

It's finally cleaned up. Good as new!! :D

Maybe better!!! Now it has that certain AZN Je n'se quoi!

Disturbing...disgusting...but strangely arousing...

I am going to poo in the top part of the toilet at work so when someone flushes, my crap fills the bowl instead of clean water

great thread"peeleft:

OK I'm ****ing laughing my ass off. When I was like 9 years old I took a dump at my friends house and somehow got **** on the wall next to the pooper while I was wiping my ass. So I go to wipe it off with toilet paper and it just starts smearing. So I said **** it and just left **** smeared all over his wall. Needless to say I denied ever even taking a **** in his bathroom when he asked me about it a couple days later.

well nothing as bad as the time i **** on myself while stuck in traffic when i was about 10 years old. i had a boiling stomach that wouldn't subside.

Yeah that ****ing sucks. I think the last time I **** my pants I was about 7 years old. I had diarrhea something terrible, and I was going to my friends, I'm almost there and boom I just **** my pants with some nasty running down the leg wet ****. So I go home change my clothes, head back to my friends, I'm almost there and BOOM, I **** myself again damnit. I was so pissed, I don't remember if I ever made it to my friends house or not.

Originally posted by Dirk Diggler
lol! you are one sick mother****er. you will NEVER be invited to my casa de ocho. although that just made me laugh, i will never accept a person of your nature take a course of "droppings" w/in my domain. NEVER.................




EVER.

I was 9 at the time, but I think about that **** every single time I take a **** at somebody else's house to this ****ing day. And I absolutely hate ****ting at other peoples house. I hate ****ting anywhere but my house, or at my office.

When I was in 5th grade, my best friend spent the night with me and she pissed in the bed.

When I was in 4th grade the girl sitting right next to me pissed her pants while sitting at her desk right ****ing next to me. So she raises her hand, and ask's "Can I go to the bathroom?" the teacher say's " Can you wait a few minutes?" Girl says " I already went." And the teacher says "OK, go." and the girl gets up and goes to the bathroom. I cannot believe I did not bust out laughing, I wanted to so bad but held it in.

Have you done any scat videos Dirk?

Originally posted by Zen420
When I was in 4th grade the girl sitting right next to me pissed her pants while sitting at her desk right ****ing next to me. So she raises her hand, and ask's "Can I go to the bathroom?" the teacher say's " Can you wait a few minutes?" Girl says " I already went." And the teacher says "OK, go." and the girl gets up and goes to the bathroom. I cannot believe I did not bust out laughing, I wanted to so bad but held it in.

Don't feel bad. My friend and I were sleeping in the same bed. It was a waterbed to beat it all, so I got to wake up in pee.

Did you say anything or did you let it go Bella?

A few weeks ago I was at some friends house, having a few beers and peanuts...I got up to take a piss, was mid stream when that strange rumbling of the bowels made me realise that "Oh, ****, best sit down".

I sat down and thought my entire intestines was coming out of my *******. Imagine the Laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber and you get the idea of what it was like...

About 10 minutes later, I get up off the bowl, sweating like a rapist and take a precautionary sniff of the air...Now ordinarily I love my own ****...I am almost proud of it. This one made me nearly throw up. I had a look in the bowl and my turd looked like the ice berg that would have sunk the Titanic...there was a good 3 inches above the water...under the water, I could see it had 5 times that amount of brown death there. I flushed once...I could almost hear my **** laughing at the feeble attempt to get rid of it. I waited and flushed again, same result, not much movement....something was holding it up...I got the toilet brush and tried to break it up...but it was hard work. I flushed again and it started to go away. Three flushes later, it had finally gone.

I walked out to the lounge room where my friends and girly are...they weren't there anymore, bvut had to move outside to escape my stench.

It was a proud day

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!

No one was laughing at the time....except me, it is always good to empty a room

I was innocently munching a peanutbutter cookie browsing through threads and hopped upon this. i feel quite nausious at the moment.

eeeewwww peanut butter cookie

Mmmmm...peanuts

All this talk about pissing the bed one time and pissing ones pants in school is no big deal. ****, I used to piss my pants like every day when I was in 2nd grade. I'd just start laughing and I'd piss my pants. **** it.

Me too! I use to always come home in other kids pants from the lost property bin...

Originally posted by seldomTap
Me too! I use to always come home in other kids pants from the lost property bin...

I thought I was the only one

No...it would appear we have many to share our secret shame with!

BTW...you never PM'd me!!

ttt

I miss Tammy

Mouse, I would so do your av

ttt

Originally posted by seldomTap
A few weeks ago I was at some friends house, having a few beers and peanuts...I got up to take a piss, was mid stream when that strange rumbling of the bowels made me realise that "Oh, ****, best sit down".

I sat down and thought my entire intestines was coming out of my *******. Imagine the Laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber and you get the idea of what it was like...

About 10 minutes later, I get up off the bowl, sweating like a rapist and take a precautionary sniff of the air...Now ordinarily I love my own ****...I am almost proud of it. This one made me nearly throw up. I had a look in the bowl and my turd looked like the ice berg that would have sunk the Titanic...there was a good 3 inches above the water...under the water, I could see it had 5 times that amount of brown death there. I flushed once...I could almost hear my **** laughing at the feeble attempt to get rid of it. I waited and flushed again, same result, not much movement....something was holding it up...I got the toilet brush and tried to break it up...but it was hard work. I flushed again and it started to go away. Three flushes later, it had finally gone.

I walked out to the lounge room where my friends and girly are...they weren't there anymore, bvut had to move outside to escape my stench.

It was a proud day

ROFLMFAO!!!

This is THE funniest ****ing thing I've ever read in my entire life.
I just laughed my ass off for like 10 minutes straight. I didn't think I was going to catch my breath. I have tears streaming down my face.
For the love of God! How did I miss this post back in February?

You're lucky Tammy. One time I ate 32 hard boiled eggs and drank a case of Budweiser. Needles to say, I had the green apple splatters all day long. Fun times...

ttt for Tammy on the toilet

(I am sweet, aren't I?)

**** I had forgotten this thread...it should never have been allowed to drop off the front page.

It should be treated as a shrine to nasty ****s and unfortunate bathroom incidents for us all.