So I take a nice blanket and lay it in the backseat of my car, with a small lil pillow. Then me and my girl drive out to the beach and watch the sunset from the backseat of my car with some cd's playin real low (it was a cold night), while we sit there enjoy'n some strawberries. I know a lot of secluded spots where no one else can even see us, which is nice. I know strawberries arent a food that will get u in the mood like oysters will, but they sure do add to the effect.

That sounds a bit foofy. I prefer to bring my girl over for bong hits and ****o.

Yea we do that too.. lol. But occassionaly you gotta be foofy too..lol. I do everything.. but everything in moderation.

Yeah, moderation is an interesting concept that I've been contemplating lately due to my crappy asthmatic lungs. I can't wait til technology catches up and I can have my new indestrutible cybernetic lungs implanted. Sometimes I too am forced into foofy compromises with my girlfriend, I have a feeling that this will be the case on feb 14th.

****.. Christina is the one that wants to just stay home at night, smoke weed, and have sex all night.. I'm the one that takes us out and makes it romantic. If it was up to her we would never leave and would just stay in her bed ****ing all night and day. You haveto be romantic in a relationship, spice things up, realise that change is good, and try new things constantly.

You sound like a healthy enlightened male Matt. If you ever make it over to Portland, PM me and we'll hit the strip clubs for debauchery and sin to see if we can't fix that. Just kidding, actually I spoil my girl my girl too and she is also crazier than me.

Wow Matt, what a sweetheart. I knew you had it in you. ;)

What the **** ever happened to the quicky in the bathroom.

thats not bad but my idea of a romantic night is:

a long walk on the beach holding hands and as soon as you get by the rocks lean over to pick up a shell but instead get a big ****in rock and hit her in the face with it. then strip her naked using her bathing suit top to tie her hands together THEN rain down elbows repetatively onto her face then some anal fisting after you have gotten your hand wet and then covered in sand. then strangle her and do her dead body.

I like you Vulgar...you can come over to my house and **** my sister

WERD!

Vulgar, if I had a sister you could **** her. You could just **** my mom again I guess.

Your Mum is busy tonight G-Man...sorry!

I know she called me today and said she is watching a copy of the jackson interview from last night.

Oh...yeah thats right...she is watching the jackson interview..hehehehehe

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
So I take a nice blanket and lay it in the backseat of my car, with a small lil pillow. Then me and my girl drive out to the beach and watch the sunset from the backseat of my car with some cd's playin real low (it was a cold night), while we sit there enjoy'n some strawberries. I know a lot of secluded spots where no one else can even see us, which is nice. I know strawberries arent a food that will get u in the mood like oysters will, but they sure do add to the effect.


Wow are you sure you are one of those tough fighter guys?
YOu = DOn Juan

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
thats not bad but my idea of a romantic night is:

a long walk on the beach holding hands and as soon as you get by the rocks lean over to pick up a shell but instead get a big ****in rock and hit her in the face with it. then strip her naked using her bathing suit top to tie her hands together THEN rain down elbows repetatively onto her face then some anal fisting after you have gotten your hand wet and then covered in sand. then strangle her and do her dead body.

That's so cliche'.

Originally posted by gman
What the **** ever happened to the quicky in the bathroom.

Romance is dead gman. Its sad really

Damn shame. The ones I really feel sad for are the kids who will never get to do it.

It seems kind of weepy "sigh" in here. I think I smell a love connection!

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
That's so cliche'.

Hahahahahahaha