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rigid 02-07-2003, 11:11 AM what do you like to keep as pets?dogs, cats?
i can't stand cats but love dogs.i have a brindle boxer that is bad ass.for those that love cats, i was watching animal planet and this one show this lady got bit on the hand by her cat, she almost lost 2 of her fingers.cats mouthes are dirty as **** so be careful.
i always wanted a pet arangutang(sp)like in every which way but loose.that would be sweet man to sit around the house drinking beers with your monkey.teaching him how to fight.lettin him smoke dope and ****.that would be the best.
The Mouse 02-07-2003, 11:13 AM A sexy female gimp with a black leather ****ed collar, with a name tag on it that says she belongs to me when she's let out of her box.
Allison 02-07-2003, 11:16 AM http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1407561.jpg
Gaylord Focker and Minnie Mooka Manu
I'm thinking of getting a chameleon next week.
Tha Playa 02-07-2003, 11:16 AM Jesus focker!
Kimura 02-07-2003, 11:17 AM My favorite pet is my ***** dogg, I mean dog.
rigid 02-07-2003, 11:17 AM i like the names allison..thats pretty funny
The Mouse 02-07-2003, 11:17 AM Allison, would you let a chameleon play with your *****?
Allison 02-07-2003, 11:37 AM I dont know that I'd trust my ***** around a chameleon. Its ok with Focker, because he can take her down, but my ***** tends to be rough at play.
Allison 02-07-2003, 11:38 AM http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1407682.jpg
The Mouse 02-07-2003, 11:49 AM A picture of him playing with, and enjoying your *****. ...You have no idea how much that turns me on.
Bluecifer 02-07-2003, 12:00 PM I pretty much love all animals. They're all pink on the inside.
Kimura 02-07-2003, 12:12 PM In that pic, it looks like Tanner's thumb might be hurting your *****. I hope he didn't hurt your *****.
VulgarTheClown 02-07-2003, 01:31 PM I've had snakes lizards and a dog.
I loved my dog (albino red nose pit bull) the most cause he was the most loving thing on the planet.
though i also liked my reptiles.
handjobs4dollars 02-07-2003, 01:33 PM http://www3.sympatico.ca/grant.mcclemont/IM000023.JPG
HockeyFighter 02-07-2003, 03:02 PM Cats rule.
realkaps 02-07-2003, 03:49 PM 6 dogs, 1 cat, and a ferret........
Leather 02-07-2003, 04:10 PM I've had a black cat, a turtle an some orange fish...but my passion is the bullmastiff...I want a bullmastiff!!!
I have 2 dogs(Rot-sheaperd-labs) 1 Cat and an albino rat
The Mouse 02-07-2003, 04:12 PM A gimp is still the best pet of all.
handjobs4dollars 02-07-2003, 04:16 PM I use to have a spider till my moms friend tapped on the glass and it feel onto a rock.
The Mouse 02-07-2003, 04:21 PM I used to have a mistress that would sub with me, and me only.. it was nice. Most of the time when she wasn't beating me and playing with me, she was my gimp, (or Sub as u may call it). Ever since she found out I was having sex with other girls she stopped talking to me. She e-mailed me a lil while back sayin how it was gay that I fought. I then wrote her about a 5 page e-mail correcting her. All we were to eachother were play budies, we agreed on that. I still dated other girls, and she dated other men. But once she found out I dated other people like she did the ***** flipped out. Hopefully shes taking her pills and staying ballanced. Hopefully she'll have one of her b/f's come up to me to try and take me out.. where I will procede to leave him on her front porch duct taped, ball gagged, beaten and broken, fading in and out of conciousness.
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