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Curly Howard
02-07-2003, 08:57 AM
Anyone need anything while I'm out?

Bzob
02-07-2003, 08:59 AM
Mushrooms and 3 40s of Colt 45 please

Kato
02-07-2003, 09:02 AM
Some meds and maybe antibiotics my throat is messssed up

Allison
02-07-2003, 09:05 AM
chocolates.

Bzob
02-07-2003, 09:22 AM
A carton of Newports and a new lighter

Mr. Beelzebub
02-07-2003, 09:27 AM
Some cashews, and a soda.
**If you call it pop, you live in the wrong part of the country, buddy**

Bzob
02-07-2003, 09:29 AM
Its POP

Tha Playa
02-07-2003, 09:41 AM
I'll take a pizza, 12 pack of coronas, a box of rubbers, and some *****.

Allison
02-07-2003, 09:54 AM
"emphasis on the condoms for prime cut"

realkaps
02-07-2003, 09:56 AM
Get me a soda, and a bag of puffy cheetos......

Tha Playa
02-07-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Allison
"emphasis on the condoms for prime cut"
such a comedian :fu:

Purity
02-07-2003, 10:36 AM
get me a microwave. i'm sick of using the oven to heat **** up.

and while you're out curly, can you swing by the dmv, give em my name and address.....and whatever they say i owe, just square it off for me. i'll getcha back brotha.

rigid
02-07-2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Its POP

you lived in michigan all your life bzob?i was born in detroit and it was pop.moved to florida for a handful of years and i started calling it soda.i used to think people that said pop was funny.now i am in ohio and i say pop again.just started saying it one day and now the other sounds weird.happens to everyone i guess.
my uncle adopted a new england accent after living there for a long time.in case you don't know, people that live in mass. have the worst ****ing accent in the world.(next to new yorkers of course)

The Mouse
02-07-2003, 11:08 AM
Strawberry jelly, condoms, Peppermint Orbit gum (good stuff), box of chocolates, 12-foot long white rope.

Money
02-07-2003, 11:36 AM
Penthouse and a box of kleenex!

Curly Howard
02-07-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Strawberry jelly, condoms, Peppermint Orbit gum (good stuff), box of chocolates, 12-foot long white rope.

got a date tonight Matt?

The Mouse
02-07-2003, 12:23 PM
Yes I do actually. She's more of a nympho than I am, which is nice. Tight body, firm breasts, cute face, 23 and mature.. knows what shes doin so I don't gotta show her anything.. (except that every other guy before her was doin it wrong, hehe).. shes also very passionate in bed like i am.. likes it slow and soft, but then can be strong and aggressive when it's time. And she cumm's very easily for me.. can make her cumm about 3 times in 15 minutes etc.. I last a lot longer than that, lol, i average an hour and a half.. so by the time I'm done with her she can't walk, so i carry her to her door to her house and kiss her goodnight. Nuthin gets me off more than knowing I pleased my lady.

The Mouse
02-07-2003, 12:40 PM
She has a 3 year old boy, and is now divorced from her ex husband. I thought she would be a lil loose like most mothers are.. but since she works out all the time, and does the propper workouts to tighten that area, she feels like any other. Incase u wanted to know...

Bluecifer
02-07-2003, 01:02 PM
Bring me a big jar of vaseline, a 12 pack of budlight(I'm dieting), and the new issues of High Times and Juggs.

Curly Howard
06-04-2003, 09:57 PM
anyone else?

realkaps
06-04-2003, 10:19 PM
What ever is in the cash register and a bottle of E&J Brandy V.S.O.P......

realkaps
06-04-2003, 10:19 PM
And some puffy cheetos......

The Ensanity
06-04-2003, 10:30 PM
Whipped Cream, a muscle mag, PowerRangers Dvd, and a pair of handcuffs