View Full Version : I just have one question for you, GlobalMMA


GhosT^x0
02-06-2003, 01:52 PM
http://www.globalmma.net/community/avatar.php?userid=171&dateline=1044213593

How does a man stare this in the face and not talk ****?

I like you gman... I really do, you take shots like a champ and you roll with the punches... good sense of humor too... but hands down bro, this is the funniest ****ing picture I've ever seen of anyone. You look like a cross between Walid and Elmer Fudd. If I was your opponent, I'd have you mentally defeated walking into this fight based strictly on the material I could come up with in regards to your tooth gap (ie. you taking a picture of your retainer), your hairline, the intimidating & overbearing shape of your cranium or the fact that your admission that you are missing a tooth in lieu of someone bagging your mouthpiece.

My friend said that canadian men are, for the most part, funny looking. It's why so many canadian hotties end up surfing the net lookin for california lovin... they are goddesses in a land plagued by mortality. You are no exception to this rule, my friend. Praise Canada. Strong proud north star la la la and all that other **** they sing about in your anthem.

Keep coming here forever.

The Mouse
02-06-2003, 01:54 PM
LMFAO!!! holy ****...!!! lol..See, I would never have said that out loud, but it's so ****ing true!!

Bluecifer
02-06-2003, 01:59 PM
I love Canadian chicks. They set the bar so low that scoring there is like shooting fish in a bucket. Vancouver is one of my favorite places to visit thanks to the female Canadians wonderfully pemissive sexual practices. Also, I hear they almost legalized pot over there before the US threatened them with trade sanctions.

RyDawg
02-06-2003, 01:59 PM
All that post is missing is "Enter Sandman" playing while Dave methodically makes his way down to the ring with a six-pack in one hand, a Singapore cane in the other, and a cigarette butt hanging from his lips. Then he proceeds to cane the **** out of gman, who sells like the F.B.I. (Guido and Smothers).

GhosT^x0
02-06-2003, 02:07 PM
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Fallout
02-06-2003, 07:53 PM
If ECW was still on the air, I would stil lbe watching wrestling

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2003, 09:45 PM
I am tired of everybody calling me ugly. Im good looking dammit, I'm good looking.

The Ensanity
02-06-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by gman
I am tired of everybody calling me ugly. Im good looking dammit, I'm good looking. That really didnt sound confident...stop lying to yourself



PS--That shirt is horrible, go get some new gear

VulgarTheClown
02-06-2003, 09:53 PM
get a new shirt.

and your nto taht bad but you got titties

The Ensanity
02-06-2003, 10:43 PM
Wear this GMAN...


http://www.urbanix.com/images/medium/ENYC014.jpg

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2003, 10:44 PM
No ****ing way am I wearing that. I'm white.

The Ensanity
02-06-2003, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by gman
No ****ing way am I wearing that. I'm white. Its okay as long as you do walk dorky

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2003, 10:49 PM
poor dog.

seldomTap
02-06-2003, 10:54 PM
G-Man...I have lots of friends that would be considered unattractive by conventional measures...you are cool in my book...you have the head of a front rower!

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2003, 10:55 PM
Loose and tight head prop.

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
G-Man...I have lots of friends that would be considered unattractive by conventional measures...you are cool in my book...you have the head of a front rower!

I'm not that smart so am I ugly but an ok guy.

seldomTap
02-06-2003, 11:13 PM
Exactly! I prefer to say "unattractive ther traditional way"...

handjobs4dollars
02-06-2003, 11:17 PM
Just because I don't drees like everybody else and dye my haif and gel it like there no tommorow.

seldomTap
02-06-2003, 11:30 PM
It is all good G-man...as long as YOU like what is in the mirror!!

Dude, don't sweat it, I have a face like a smashed crab, but I do ok!