Nautilus
10-15-2004, 01:14 PM
A thread has been started regarding theories that best predict the winner of a fight.
Adopting an old joke, I think that the best theory has been designed by the Harvard physicists. They have spent a multi-million dollar grant from the National Science Foundation in order to develop a splendid model. This model can finally shed some light on the matter:
The model consists of two spherical boxers (balls) fighting (hitting each other) in a vacuum. The spherical boxer (ball) with a higher mass always wins!
urdaddyinAZ
10-15-2004, 01:53 PM
Dude, I'm lost by this thread (although very interesting) but is that Tatu in your avatar?
Nautilus
10-15-2004, 01:59 PM
Dude, I'm lost by this thread (although very interesting) but is that Tatu in your avatar?
Tatu it is. Being lost is fine. I feel that most of the time.
Fat Shamz
10-15-2004, 03:45 PM
What are you talking about?
tracylee
10-15-2004, 04:38 PM
A thread has been started regarding theories that best predict the winner of a fight.
Adopting from another story, I think that the best theory has been designed by the MIT physicists. They have spent a multi-million dollar grant from the National Science Foundation in order to develop a remarkable model. This model can finally shed some light on the matter:
The model consists of two spherical boxers fighting in a vacuum. The spherical boxer with a higher mc^2 always wins!
As fascinating as it is (and it is) I'm sitting here feeling pretty stupid. :o
Sir_Jose
10-15-2004, 07:33 PM
As fascinating as it is (and it is) I'm sitting here feeling pretty stupid. :o
exactly
im just sitting here thinking WTF
Winter
10-15-2004, 08:29 PM
Listen carefully to everything Nautilus says. He is brilliant.
Nautilus is asking what are the best theories of predicting the winner of a fight.
He believes the best theory has been designed by MIT physicists. I think the best way to see who wins a fight is to ask a child. They have a very pure heart, and they will know and feel what will happen!
Nautilus
10-15-2004, 09:05 PM
As fascinating as it is (and it is) I'm sitting here feeling pretty stupid. :o
Too nerdy I guess.
This was a remake of a joke about a model of a spherical horse winning a race in a vacuum.
(The most useless model one can think of.)
BrooklynBomber
10-15-2004, 09:43 PM
As fascinating as they are all these theories are useless in the real life. They are only made for the ideal settings of the fight(like you have to be sure that your phisical condition in round 1 should b on one expected level and condition in round 6 on another expected level, whch is impossible in sports of boxing) and don't include things like determination ot mental toughness or even luck( i dont mean lucky punches). So this theories are only made by very smart people that are very bored
Nautilus
10-15-2004, 09:49 PM
Listen carefully to everything Nautilus says. He is brilliant.
Nautilus is asking what are the best theories of predicting the winner of a fight.
He believes the best theory has been designed by MIT physicists. I think the best way to see who wins a fight is to ask a child. They have a very pure heart, and they will know and feel what will happen!
Yes. Angels have nearly perfect forecasting record.
mr. bojangles
10-15-2004, 11:42 PM
I see that you just had an avatar change, Tatu...nice. Pretty girls. ;)
tracylee
10-16-2004, 10:38 AM
Listen carefully to everything Nautilus says. He is brilliant.
Nautilus is asking what are the best theories of predicting the winner of a fight.
He believes the best theory has been designed by MIT physicists. I think the best way to see who wins a fight is to ask a child. They have a very pure heart, and they will know and feel what will happen!
I believe this. My daughter has an amazing record going. :)
Now if she would just lend me a hand on the football poll! :D