i never have.have you ever had sex with 2 chicks in the same day?i think that every guy has the 2 chick fantasy.when i was younger i wanted to do the threesome thing but i do not want to now that i am married.i don't want to share my wife with anyone and i certainly would not have sex with anyone other than her.

hats off if you were lucky enough to experience 2 chicks on you at the same time.

yes i have. i was in a relationship with two bi girls, who were already dating eachother before i entered into the relationship. then when we would fool around, it would be the three of us at one time.. i was in the relationship for bout a year before i dump'ed 'em cuz of drama.

Then there was one time with two friends of mine that were girls.. they wanted to play around and try it once so we did.

**** matt has to introduce me to some of these girls.

I have not, I am also married and could never cheat on my wife or share her with anyone else. my wife is a fox and I plan to keep her.

Yes, done it a few times. I had a girl I used to hang out with that lined them up and included me as the guy.
:P

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
yes i have. i was in a relationship with two bi girls, who were already dating eachother before i entered into the relationship. then when we would fool around, it would be the three of us at one time.. i was in the relationship for bout a year before i dump'ed 'em cuz of drama.

Then there was one time with two friends of mine that were girls.. they wanted to play around and try it once so we did.

I agree with Gman. Where do you meet these women?

the relationship started in high school.. so i met them there. then the two friends i did that once, i had met at a house party. yea, it's kool for like once, twice.. but once u get in a relationship with two girls, you get TWICE AS MUCH DRAMA AND BULL****!! ****ing swear. It wasn't worth it to me, the sex was kool though... but u gotta draw the line somewhere and say when enough is enough.

Yeah I have.Oh wait.........you mean at the same time.

Yes, and it was worth every penny! Just kidding, for my 25th birthday My ex and I went to The Hotel Del Coronado in La Hoya with one of her slutty stripper friends where they made me the monkey in the middle. It was sweet and I replay that weekend over and over and over in my minds eye at least once day!:lol3:

I have a hard enough time (mentally) letting down one woman in a night. forget 2.


j/k

It's actually kind of awkward and can be a bit embarrasing. Too many elbows and knees, it's hard to pay enough attention to both of them, and explaining why you prematurely ejaculated to 2 chicks instead of the usual 1 is a bit trickier!:baby:

Girlfriend I was seeing at the time had a penchant for the ladies... I can't say I blame her. She first came to me with the idea of indulging in a little mena-ge-threeway action when I was in high school, very early on in our time together. I was 16 when I started seeing her.... I was 17, almost 18, when we first tried this out.

My friend had a sister (Hannah) who was smokin hot. Hannah was my age (17), tall (about 5'8), long legs, long straight hair, the cutest little laugh & an ass that wouldn't quit. This girl was not only smokin hot, but she really really liked me at the time, so imagine my surprise when all of us were at a party one night and she leaned over to tell my girlfriend I was hot, only to be offered an opportunity to share me. Wow. Talk about luck. Our ventures with Hannah were fun, but brief. Me and Hannah were intensely attracted to one another, so it's probably best that it ended as it did... she now lives in Kansas with her husband and their son.... but man, was she hot.

The second encounter was with a girl I met named Lisa. Lisa was 28... fully developed, beautiful tits, a great smile, and fire-red hair. She was into swing-dancing & rockabilly. Lisa was a camerawoman for NBC... her and my girlfriend hit it off better than me and her did. It was almost discouraging at first, but the very same night we met, we ended up out on Leo Carrillo State Beach with a blanket, a whole lot of naughty thoughts, and 3 tongues that could go all night. It was probably the most incredible night of my life... a 3 way on the beach with 2 of the hottest girls I'd ever touched. We continued to see each other on a very casual basis... often times, we'd get a nice hotel room (jacuzzi in the suite was MANDATORY), stay out for a whole weekend & just enjoy one another. Lisa was like me... she had a really long attention span... so many a time, after my girlfriend was passed out (which usually came after her 8th or 9th orgasm), me and Lisa would continue to play. We'd play all night. I remember one night... I stayed up with both of them, gave them both all they could take without passing out, going out to get them breakfast, then coming back and watching Green Bay slap the everlivin **** outta the Dolphins. That was probably one of the best days of my life.

The third and final venture into this foray was a girl named Misti. Misti was intense. She was the only girl I've ever been inside of that screamed louder than my girlfriend did. To me, that was awesome. To my neighbors, it sucked to live above me. Or be by an open window of mine. I was a ****in **** star when these two were over. Misti was a lot like my girlfriend at the time.... short, blonde haired, blue eyed, tight little body, shaved from head to toe... everything I liked. I could eat this girl alive from dusk till dawn. My girlfriend tended to get jealous of her after so long, because this girl was VERY attractive, and constantly displayed an interest in wanting me to herself. Although the residual effects of this engagement were what eventually took me outta the threeway game, even minus this instance, I don't think I'd go back to having any type of threeway with any other combination of chicks if one of them was attached to me emotionally. Why? I'll explain.

Through Misti, I learned that two people who love each other shouldn't have to sacrifice things they consider sacred. My girlfriend at the time felt that she was in a position where this girl was moving in on her territory, and my attempts to comfort her and dissuade her from this theory only fueled an out-of-control inferno that had become her insecurity. Misti was fun, but she was a destructive force on delicate soil. A charging bull in a china shop. We had the potential to have more fun with this girl than any girl we'd been with before, and I think it was this kind of potential that scared my girlfriend into thinking she was about to lose her man. I can't say I blame her... which is why giving up this lifestyle was no big deal to me. I actually welcomed the change, as I was the one who was hesitant to try the threeway thing in the first place. Can you believe that? My most indulgent, taboo affair, and it wasn't even my idea. Lettin the partner take control once in awhile can lead ya to some very interesting places... for all you control freaks, I highly recommend it.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
It's actually kind of awkward and can be a bit embarrasing. Too many elbows and knees, it's hard to pay enough attention to both of them, and explaining why you prematurely ejaculated to 2 chicks instead of the usual 1 is a bit trickier!:baby:
Hahaha. Yeah, the first time I was in one I was really nervous. Plus I liked one of the chicks better and like you said it gets difficult to not leave someone out without thinking about it, but the positives certainly out-weighed the negatives.

Your all horrible horrible people. Degrading women like that. For shame.

*sigh* it used to be a real man would take his lady, tell her how beautiful she is, and then **** her up the ass. How times have changed. Its sad really

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/two-chicks.jpg

Originally posted by The Ensanity
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/two-chicks.jpg Now that's a mullet!

I wonder how many people posted honestly in this thread?

- The Jake

Never have and doubt I ever will.

Originally posted by gman
Never have and doubt I ever will.

Is there a shortage of coked out slutty strippers in Canada?

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Is there a shortage of coked out slutty strippers in Canada? Nope. He is lacking game

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Nope. He is lacking game

HAHAHA :lol2:

Nope. Never. I think I'd be dumbfounded anyways by the amount of ass in front of me. Especially if I was stoned or something. I'd be like, "Where should I put it next.....".

"Where should I put it next.....".

The penis, (the male member), inserts into the vagina.. seeing as how you are a man, this is sad you would wonder where to insert it. But i understand every boy must become a man and ask his parents this question. It's an expression of love. Once you actaully have a girl for the first time, you will from that point forward know where to put it, so don't worry about anything.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
The penis, (the male member), inserts into the vagina.. seeing as how you are a man, this is sad you would wonder where to insert it. But i understand every boy must become a man and ask his parents this question. It's an expression of love. Once you actaully have a girl for the first time, you will from that point forward know where to put it, so don't worry about anything.


Thank you sir for the helpful advice. I'll have to remember this the first time I have intercourse with a female. You're advice will stay with me through the ages.

I do not restrict my penis to just the vagina during threesomes, I like to give other orffices an equal amount of attention as well.

I'll have to remember this the first time I have intercourse with a female.

I was joking.. you really haven't ever had sex?[

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I was joking.. you really haven't ever had sex?


I was also joking. I've had sex many times.