and why would you want to make a country out of Australia and Canada? That sounds like a ****ed up country to me.

It would be the ultimate country.

Would martial law be enforced by mounties riding kangaroos and slinging boomerangs?

Why do you have a mullet? Dont you know that hairstyle went out in the 80's?

its in the gay part of the world

Originally posted by kaps
Why do you have a mullet? Dont you know that hairstyle went out in the 80's? I have no mullet you ****. Now get that **** out of my thread.

If we told you we would have to kill you.

We would destroy your army of 3

I'm confused. I know one is Crocodile Dundee, and two is Bob Probert.. but do you honestly believe they have a third person to wage war?

Originally posted by RyDawg
I'm confused. I know one is Crocodile Dundee, and two is Bob Probert.. but do you honestly believe they have a third person to wage war? The population consists of Hockey, seldom, and gman. They can't even repopulate their nation.

Not true Hockey has a girlfriend.

Originally posted by gman
Not true Hockey has a girlfriend. Well she's not Austranadian.

Hockey will convert her.

She is Austranadian. Trust me she is. Population......4!

Austranadians **** like bunny rabbits too.

Why dont you move to Austranada Kimura, you mullet might be accepted as a respectable hair style there.......

I don't want to impose on seldom.

Originally posted by gman
Austranadians **** like bunny rabbits too.

She is gonna be sore

Get your own girl Creed.

But yes we do **** like bunnies.

Austranada will have a bunch of inbred freaks. Please go back to your respective nations and disband at once.

Austranadian woman don't mind having threesomes or even forusomes

OK. So let's say Mrs. Hockey has kids. Who do the kids get to mate with? You and seldom will be way too old, even if the Hockeys have all daughters.

Well more people will join and come to Austranada

And if they don't, will you turn into a hillbilly country with brothers and sisters marrying each other?

Originally posted by Kimura
And if they don't, will you turn into a hillbilly country with brothers and sisters marrying each other?

Why would we turn into Alabama?

Creed, don't tell me you are now Austranadian!

I have been recruiting heavily the last few days...I have obtained a further 17 people to join...15 females who have taken on the honour of being the Austranadian production line of new people...we will be mighty...Kimura, you and your mullet are welcome

I told you your mullet would be welcomed in Austranada....

Seldom, as you and I are good friends, it saddens me to inform you that I can not accept your invitation. I am very needed in New York right now.

OK, that is alright Kimura, I understand your feelings of attachment to your home...never mind, we can still be friends...but I will have to order your execution one day. I hope you understand

Correction.......torture THEN exection.

Can it be a public exection with public mullet shaving.

Thanks for correcting me my Brother...

Kimura I will have to Torture you then execute you...I hope you understand

I understand seldom, but I will kill your assasins before they even see me.

How could they miss your long wavy mullet?

Remember one thing *****. 19 rounds plus one in the chamber!

Kimura = Anti Austranadian Ninja


The mullet is part fo his traditional dress

Seldom my friend, I was addressing the ever ignorant kaps. I am no ninja, but my raw power from weight lifting and my 9 millimeter should be protection enough from Austranada's incompetent assasins.

Yeah kaps is a lazy *****.

Uh Uh Kimura...my soon to be departed friend...our assassins have been trained and served with the best...all the weight training and 9 mills in the world won't make a difference to them. They will get to you. Sleep with one eye open my friend, for you aren't safe anywhere anymore.

Hahaha, Kimura acts like they stopped making guns after they made his. Gman take a look at your shirt and you still ask why you dont get no chicks?

I let all my girlfriends dress me.

All of your girlfriends dress you...


It is strange to call your mother a girl friend...but each to their own

Kimuras mom has bad taste in clothing.....

**** I tell you what. I let you search the net for all the clothes you think I should wear and I'll buy them.

Don't talk **** to your younger brother kaps!

Are you gonna send these guys after me?

http://burn.ucsd.edu/~mai/img4/fbi_stupid.jpg

Maybe as a diversion...yes

You and your Austranada will be sorry you ever threatened my life!

Oh...will we?!

Yes!

You are concerned now aren't you? I can see it in your posts...you are trying to keep an element of fearlessness here, but truth be known, you are considering another dead bolt on the front door and barring your windows.

Better do it before it is too late!

I think not

Who's the president of Austranada? I wanna kill that piece of ****! Is it you seldom?

We have no president

Austanada ridding the world of Kimura is the best idea I have heard yet.....